[midnight toker]'s diary

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Written about Friday 2011-05-20
Written: (3122 days ago)

  Posted by Streetking on June 29, 2009 at 6:34am in Relationships
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Girls need to know this was written by a guy!!!..

We guys don't care if you talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls>OR TEXTS< you,
but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m.

That it can't wait till the morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/
cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.

Don't tell us we're wrong.

We'll stop trying to convince you.

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.

Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open.

Take Advantage of the mood im in.

Let us pay for you!
dont 'feel bad'
We enjoy doing it.

It's expected.

Smile and say 'thank you.

Kiss us when no one's watching.

If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for us.

If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to
wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.

We like you for who you are and not what you are.

Honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's.

or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up.

Don't take everything we say seriously.

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

Don't talk about how hott Chris Brown,
Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us.

It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'
i'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me
with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of.

On the other hand im not sayin i woulndnt like it ether ; )

Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change!!

Ditch his sorry butt, disgrace to the male population
and find someone who will treat you with utter respect
Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.

Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.

Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.

Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes....and say 'i love you' ..and actually mean it.

Give the nice guys a chance.

Guys repost this if you agree.

Girls repost this if you think it's cute.

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this,
so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this.

ADVICE:

*Holding Hands
Girls :If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of
times.

*Movies
Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.

*Loving each other
Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her
too... And mean it.

*Laying below the stars
Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.

1130593  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2011-02-21
Written: (3210 days ago)

Girls get wet without water, bleed with out getting cut, make boneless meat get hard, and make men eat without cooking.

765934  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2006-03-21
Written: (5009 days ago)


answer this if you want
If you had me alone, locked up in your room for 24 hours, and I had to do whatever you wanted me to do, what would you do with me? Post this in your house. You might be surprised at the answers you get. ^_^


I asked you if you liked me, you said no.
I asked you if I was pretty, you said no.
I asked you if I was in your heart, you said no.
I asked you if you would cry if I walked away, you said no.
So I walked away.
You grabbed my arm and said I don't like you, I love you.
Your not pretty your beautiful.
Your not in my heart, you are my heart.
and I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die.


too be old and wise you got to be young and crazy


A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but
only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die.
..*..If you love someone this much put this on your site



To often, we lose sight of life's simple
pleasures. Remember, when someone
annoys you. It takes 42 muscules in your
face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles
to extend your arm and bitch-slap that
mother fucker upside the head!



[96% OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...
REPOST THiS iF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 4% WHO WiLL
]



!>u break my heart into a thousand pieces and say its b cuz i deserve better


[true love is your souls recognition of its counter part in another]


A white man yells to a black man. "Hey colored boy! You're blockin my view."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this in your house if you are against raciasim.


Rate me and awnser the questions!!
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
[4. Do you have a crush on me?]
[5. Would you kiss me?]
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
[11. If you could give me anything what would it be?]
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
[14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?]
15. Did you message me just because of how i look?
16. If i had something stuck in my teeth would you tell me?
17. Do you smoke?
18. Could you keep a secret?
19. What's your fav color?
[20. Would You ever date me?]
21. would you ever fuck me?
22. Do you think im hott?
23. Are you going to put this on your house and see what I say about you?

718642  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2005-12-20
Written: (5099 days ago)
Next in thread: 718645

this is a fun riddle


there once was a man on london bridge who tipped his hat and drew his cane and in this riddle i said his name what is it

683524  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2005-10-17
Written: (5163 days ago)
Next in thread: 713191

this is fucked up

this is seconds cat
this is forty cat
this is for cat
this is busy cat
this is retards cat
this is keep cat
this is to cat
this is how cat
this is is cat
this is this cat





now go back and read the third word from each line bottom to top

666133  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2005-09-15
Written: (5195 days ago)
Next in thread: 675642

these jokes are funny and gross you have been warned


a plane crashes on a island. there was 3 survivers. they here a voice that says "search the island for fruits and bring them back here". So they go out and search the island when the first guy gets back he brings apples. the voice says "you must shove 3 up your butt without laughing or feeling pain so he shoves 2 up his butt and he feels pain so he was shot and killed. the 2 guy comes back with berries. The voice says "you must shove 3 up your but without feeling pain or laughing so he shoves 2 up his butt and he starts laughing so he was shot and killed. The first guy tells the second guy (in heaven) "why did you have to start laughing you had berries" and the second guy say i started laughing because i saw the third guy come back with pineapples"

its holloween and a guy goes in for an opperation and the nurse gives him some tranquillizers and says "this might give you diaria" so after the opperation was done he goes to the restroom 3 times all false alarms and so the next time he has to go he decides to stay put. The next time he felt like he had to go he stayed put and a stream of bottly fluids and what not came flying out onto his sheets so thinking quickly and not wanting to get embaresed he throws the sheets out the window and they land on a bum passing by so after punchin, hooting and hollerin for a while the sheets are around his feet and a gaurd who saw the whole thing comes over and says "what seems to be the problem" and the bum says "i think i just beat the shit out of a ghost".

tell me what you think

658149  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2005-09-02
Written: (5208 days ago)

the song that will never go away

   gorillaz clint eastwood


 oh oh oh oh oh

 hey, im happy im feeling glad i got sunshine in a bag im useless but not for long the future is coming on

hey, im happy im feeling glad i got sunshine in a bag im useless but not for long the future is coming on its coming on, its coming on
(rah, yeah)
its coming on its coming on

Finally some one let me out of my cage now time for me is nothin' cos im countin no age now i couldnt be there now you shouldnt be scared im good at repairs and im under each snare intangible (ah y'all) i bet you didnt think so i cammand you to, panoramic view (you) ill make it all manageable pick and choose, sit and lose all you different crews. chicks and dudes who you think is really kickin tunes
Picture you gettin down in a picture tube like you lit the fuse. you think its fictional, mystical-maybe spiritual hero who appears to clear your view when you too crazy lifeless for those a definition of what life is. Priceless to you because i put you on that hype shift you like it gun smokin righteous but one talkin' psychic among knows posses you with one though

hey im happy im feeling glad i got sunshine in a bag im useless but not for long the future is coming on

hey im happy im feeling glad i got sunshine in a bag im useless but not for long the future is coming on its coming on its coming on its coming on

The essence, the basics without it you make it Allow me to make this child like in nature rythm you have it or you dont thats a fallacy im in them every sprout and tree, every child of peace, every cloud and sea, you see with your eyes you destruction and demise (thats right) curruption in the skies from this fucking enterprise that im sucked into your lies through russell not his muscles but percussion he provides

with me as your guide y'all can see me now cause you dont see with your eye you perceive with mind thats the end (fuck em) So im gona stick around with russ and be a mentor bust a few rhymes of motherfuckers remember what the thought is i brought all this so you can survive when law is lawsless (right here)
Feeling, sensations that you thought was dead no squealing, remember its all in your head

  i aint happy, im feeling glad i got sunshine in a bag im useless but not for long my future is coming on is coming on

my future is coming on is coming on is coming on
my future is coming on is coming on is coming on

638894  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2005-08-04
Written: (5237 days ago)

Poetry from [^_^ bubi et ^_^]'s house

Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you
Ohh baby I get horny,
Eat me, Beat me, Bite me,
Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me,
Very slowly, if you kiss me,
dont be sassy, Use your tongue
and make it nasty!!!!


Sex is like math
You add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And I hope you dont multiply!!!



Sticks and stones may break my bones,
But whips and chains excite me.
So throw me down
And tie me up,
And show how much u like me!!!



Sex is not the answer!
Sex is the question!!
Yes is the answer!!!



Roses are red
Violets are blue
Condoms break
So watch who you screw!!!



Have fun in the sun
Get laid in the shade


Roses are red
violets are blue
Aids are contagious
So watch who you screw!!!



Happy happy, joy joy, im your kinky sex toy, beat me, bite me, make me scream, kinky sex is all i need.


this isnt poetry but its funny

FUNNY STUFF!!!


Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."


Priest: "What have you done my child?"


Girl: "I called a man a son of a bit**."


Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bit**?"


Girl: "Because he touched my hand."


Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)


Girl: "Yes father."


Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bit**."


Girl: "Then he touched my breast."


Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)


Girl: "Yes father."


Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."


Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."


Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)


Girl: "Yes father."


Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."


Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."


Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you
know where)


Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"


Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."


Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"


Priest: "THAT SON OF A BIT**!!!"





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