[black_lily]'s diary

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Written about Wednesday 2007-08-15
Written: (4416 days ago)

Rough Sex Facts...I didn't want to risk not posting it!!
Send this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!
Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years.
If you send this in 15 mins. your safe. Something good will happen tomorrow at 11:11pm.
This is not a joke...someone will either call you or will talk to you online.


Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth

The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.

Having nice sex burns 358 calories.

Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.

Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal

Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal

Put on Protection
hard .......................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal

Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal

Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal

With Different Position
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying...............................286 cal
69 standing.............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal

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Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal

After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal

Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her dad at the door.............1942 cal
Her mom walking in..............................Priceless!!!LOL

IF YOU BREAK THIS YOU WILL HAVE THE WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW AND AWFUL SEX FOR A YEAR! REPOST THIS AND YOU WILL FIND AMAZING SEX WITHIN ONE MONTH ;)

REPOST THIS WITH THE TITLE: Rough Sex facts

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Written about Friday 2006-09-29
Written: (4737 days ago)

i just lost a love and a get friend and i dont know what to do anymore..but i guess i just have to pick up and get going even though he will forever be in my heart and mind...so i live one more day in and out learning if i can live with who i am that i have made of myself....

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Written about Wednesday 2006-04-19
Written: (4900 days ago)

hehehhehehe wow i never write in this thing do i.. wow it seems so lonely

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Written about Friday 2005-12-16
Written: (5023 days ago)
Next in thread: 759005

hello how is everybody? i love to chat so talk to me mabye if you want of course> :)

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