today i created a time machine and wrote in my future diary... stop laughing at me...
No one's watching my house... are they...?
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?"
The German responds, "I will take oil!" So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him ten times. When he is finished the German has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move.
The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, "What do you want on your back?"
"I will take nothing!" says the Mexican, and he stands there straight and takes his ten lashings without a single flinch.
"What will you take on your back?" the Amazons ask the American.
He responds, "I'll take the Mexican."
Hey you! ...Yeah you... *points at the people watching his house* ...fill this out...
...might as well put this in my "diary"...
Ok... who's watching my house?!
I haven't written in my diary for a while... since then, I do believe I've matured quite nicely... whee! *picks his nose*
oooo... made ya look!
why are you looking at my diary?!