[Sagacious Turkey]'s diary

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Written about Friday 2014-10-10
Written: (71 days ago)

...apparently twice works just fine! :D

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Written about Wednesday 2014-10-08
Written: (72 days ago)
Next in thread: 1167751

How many times do I have to sleep with a girl before it's okay to ask her out?! Society is weird these days...

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Written about Thursday 2014-08-28
Written: (114 days ago)
Next in thread: 1166917, 1166918, 1166919

I seem to be getting a lot of negative feedback from sending everyone "lover" relation requests... prudes.

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Written about Sunday 2014-01-26
Written: (328 days ago)
Next in thread: 1164262

Neat, I have no friends here anymore. Now I can write in my diary without people looking at it!

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Written about Wednesday 2011-08-17
Written: (2316 days ago)

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Written about Sunday 2006-12-31
Written: (3785 days ago)
Next in thread: 1104131

today i created a time machine and wrote in my future diary... stop laughing at me...

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Written about Monday 2005-07-11
Written: (3449 days ago)
Next in thread: 620343, 621526

No one's watching my house... are they...?

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Written about Monday 2005-07-11
Written: (3449 days ago)

Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?"

The German responds, "I will take oil!" So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him ten times. When he is finished the German has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move.

The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, "What do you want on your back?"

"I will take nothing!" says the Mexican, and he stands there straight and takes his ten lashings without a single flinch.

"What will you take on your back?" the Amazons ask the American.

He responds, "I'll take the Mexican."

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Written about Monday 2005-07-11
Written: (3449 days ago)

Hey you! ...Yeah you... *points at the people watching his house* ...fill this out...



What would you do if...:
[1.) I committed suicide:]
[2.) I said I liked you:]
[3.) I kissed you:]
[4.) I lived next door to you:]
[5.) I started smoking:]
[6.) I stole something:]
[7.) I was hospitalized:]
[8.) I ran away from home:]
[9.) I got into a fight and you weren't there:]
What do you think of my...:
[1.) Personality:]
[2.) Eyes:]
[3.) Face:]
[4.) Hair:]
[5.) Clothes:]
[6.) Mannerisms:]
General stuff...:
[1.) Who are you?:]
[2.) Are we friends?:]
[3.) When and how did we meet?:]
[4.) How have I affected you?:]
[5.) What do you think of me?:]
[6.) What's the fondest memory you have of me?:]
[7.) How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?:]
[8.) Do you love me?:]
[9.) Have I ever hurt you?:]
[10.) Would you hug me?:]
[11.) Would you kiss me?:]
[12.) Would you make love to me?:]
[13.) Would you marry me?:]
[14.) Emotionally, what stands out?:]
[15.) Do you wish I was cooler?:]
[16.) On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?:]
[17.) Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. :]
[18.) Am I loveable?:]
[19.) How long have you known me?:]
[20.) Describe me in one word. :]
[21.) What was your first impression? :]
[22.) Do you still think that way about me now?:]
[23.) What do you think my weakness is?:]
[24.) Do you think I'll get married?:]
[25.) What about me makes you happy?:]
[26.) What about me makes you sad?:]
[27.) What reminds you of me?:]
[28.) What's something you would change about me? :]
[29.) How well do you know me? :]
[30.) Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? :]
[31.) Do you think I would kill someone? :]
[32.) Are we close?:]
[33.) Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?:]
614349  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2005-07-03
Written: (3457 days ago)
Next in thread: 644696

<img:http://www.mutedfaith.com/images/fire.jpg> ...might as well put this in my "diary"...

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Written about Monday 2005-06-27
Written: (3463 days ago)

Ok... who's watching my house?!

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Written about Tuesday 2005-03-22
Written: (3560 days ago)

I haven't written in my diary for a while... since then, I do believe I've matured quite nicely... whee! *picks his nose*

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Written about Tuesday 2004-08-10
Written: (3785 days ago)
Next in thread: 367777, 438439

oooo... made ya look!

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Written about Monday 2004-08-09
Written: (3785 days ago)
Next in thread: 347155, 367775, 530268

why are you looking at my diary?!

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Written about Saturday 1923-11-24
Written: (1122 days ago)

Yes.

 The logged in version 

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