[Mitsukirina]'s diary

838098  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2006-08-13
Written: (4141 days ago)

70 THINGS YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME

1. ARE YOU SHY?
not sure......


2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
i like both, i can't decide...

3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
ending up completely alone

4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
yes and still am

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF REALITY TV?
don't watch it

6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
sometimes

7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
I think so.....

8. WHAT SCENT DO YOU WEAR?
honey and almond

9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
white

10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
no

11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
no...

12. ANY SECRET TALANTS?
i can kinda sing..... i guess

13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
japan

14. BAD HABITS?
i chew my lips
(wheres 15?)

16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE DONNIE DARKO?
what?

17. DO YOU GIVE A DANG ABOUT THE OZONE?
not my problem

18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?
dunno don't eat them very often

21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
no...

22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER?
MECHANICAL? Electric

23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
I dont care

24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
maybe.....

25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
most of the time

26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
cigeratte smoke *hack* *cough*

27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"?
? right now.....

28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
hes just been abducted by aliens

29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
why the hell would you cry at a wedding?!

30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
fried (like my brain0

31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
I can name a few

32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
my house eats it just like everything else.

34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
em, emmi, mimi,

35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
It's food

36. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?
yes

37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
shower

38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
yes but i killed him

40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
afraid of whats in it maybe......

41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
*shifty eyes* nothing......

42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
creamy

43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
just did

44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
i think...... once..... maybe.....

45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
none.

46. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
blue jeans and a black white and gray shirt

47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
not sure......

48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
ones blue the others green

49.DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
no...... maybe....

51. WHO'S BETTER?
PARIS OR NIKKI?
I'd kill both

52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
yes......

53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
nope

54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
flute some piano and some guitar

55. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY?
yes..... it was only a quarter..... from my brother

56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
nope, i want to though

57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
yes

58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?
no

60. ARE DOGS MANS BEST FRIEND?
cats are better

61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
it happens

62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
no

63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
oh yeah.

64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
I wish

65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
sandwhich

66. WHAT'S YOU'RE FAVORITE JONES SODA?
what?

68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
enzyte commercials

69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
no

70. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?
bullet for my valentine

637819  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2005-08-02
Written: (4517 days ago)

you know you're a redneck if... 
 



1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

2. You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.

3. Your property has been mistaken for a recycling center.

4. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

5. You burn your yard rather than mow it.

6. You think the Nutcracker is something you do off the high dive.

7. The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

8. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.

9. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.

10. You come back from the dump with more than you took.

11. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

12. Your grandmother has "Ammo" on her Christmas list.

13. You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.

14. You've bathed with flea and tick soap.

15. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.

16. You have used a rag for a gas cap.

17. Your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.

18. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

19. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.

20. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

21. You have a complete set of salad bowls, and they all say Cool Whip on the side.

22. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.

23. You think a quarter horse is that ride in front of K-Mart.

24. Your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home.

25. You've used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.

26. You missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.

562299  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2005-04-26
Written: (4615 days ago)

here's somthin funny for all you Inuyasha and Sesshomaru fans

Things to Do to Sesshoumaru
Here's my little list of things to torture Sesshoumaru.

Have his little brother beat him up time and time again (oh, wait, he already does- HA!)

Dress him up in a sailor uniform and give him to the sailor scouts as a new recruit. Watch him go mad and commit suicide by the next episode.

Throw him to devoted Inu-Yasha fans and watch them maul him to death

Throw him to devoted SESSHOUMARU fans and watch them maul him to death

Turn Tenseiga into a singing sword that only knows NSync and Brittany Spears

Stick bubble gum in his tail

Show him what Viz has done to him

Put him in a dog pound when the females are in heat

Replace Jaken with Pikachu and watch Sesshoumaru shred him with his dokkasou (okay, so that's more to torture Pikachu, but who can blame me?)

Wax his head without the wax

Smack him every time he says "Kono Sesshoumaru" ("I, Sesshoumaru")- ahh, just smack him whenever he says ANYTHING.

Shave his tail poodle style and tie a pink bow with bells around it

Tie him to a chair, staple his eyes open and make him watch home movies of all the times he was defeated by Inuyasha

Continuously question his gender

Play pin the tail on the dog demon

Stick a prayer bead necklace around HIS neck and keep saying, "Oswari!"

Auction off his clothes to the Sesshoumaru fan girls

When his clothes run out auction HIM off to the Sesshoumaru fan girls

Paint his claws pink with permanent nail polish and watch him try to take it off

Make him show gang signs to a group of gangsters and watch them beat him up

From Sengoku JidaiFrom Sengoku JidaiFrom Sengoku JidaiThings You Just Don't Do
by Amber

Let Miroku host the the preview of the following episode
Tell InuYasha that you gave your Shikon Jewel shards to Sesshoumaru or Naraku

Insult Sesshoumaru by saying that his tail is overgrown underarm hair

Read the manga wrong and tell Shippou to sit

Show your dog to InuYasha and say that it is his cousin
Put Jessica Rabbit, Betty Boop, Wonder Woman, and Miroku in the same room
Mistake Kagome for Kikyou
Tell Miroku that you sensed evil at the Playboy Magazine headquarters
Try to paint InuYasha's claws with nail polish
Show Kagura a portable battery powered fan
The things that say From Sengoku Jidai on them are things that my friends sent me from another website, and they gave me the web address. THEY AREN'T MINE. I give all the credit completely to the owner of the website. The episode titles are from just keeping up with the show. Most of the pictures are from Sengoku Jidai too.

All of the fanfictions are written by someone other than me. THEY ARE ALSO NOT MINE. Most of them are by my favorite fanfiction author. Her pen name is arisu-the-pink . Go to FanFiction.net, click on Search, and type in her pen name to find her profile page. I have read most of her fanfictions.

All of the captions under the pictures in my InuYasha Notebook page are mine. I just thought it would be funny to come up with some funny captions to put under the pictures. All of the summaries on the characters are also hand written be me. If you would like to take some thing that IS mine from the site, you can use it if you want, but try to give me some credit! Use the "Amber's InuYasha Page" at the bottom of the page to put on your site to refer me to your visitors!
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Features of This Page:9 Ways To Torture InuYasha
By Amber

Have Kagome sit him until all his bones are broken
Strap him to a chair, bolt the chair to the floor, and put a picture of Kikyou JUST out of his reach
Put him in modern Japan and watch the citizens stone him to death
Lie him on the ground and run him over with a tractor
Pin him to a tree, using 50 bullets
Two words - DOG WHISTLE
Hook a dog collar and leash to him and attach the leash to an airplane
Play a violin E - string in his ear until he goes deaf
Put him in a princess dress, do his hair and makeup, then give him to Sesshoumaru

482774  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2005-01-28
Written: (4703 days ago)

Inuyasha's 12 days of Christmas


On the first day of Christmas, my Pen Pal gave to me:


Inuyasha *snarls*: A Dog Demon in a God Tree.



On the Second Day of Christmas, my Pen Pal gave to me:



Kikyo & Kagome: 2 Praying Miko
Inuyasha: And a Dog Demon in a God Tree.



On the Third Day of Christmas, my Pen Pal gave to me:



Shippou *Poof!*: 3 Kitsunes Shifting!!!
Kikyo & Kagome: 2 Praying Miko...
Inuyasha: And a God Demon in a Dog Tree.
Shippou: that's not how it goes.
Inuyasha: Shaddup.



On the Fourth Day of Christmas, my Pen Pal gave to me:



Sango: 4 Dead Youkai.
Shippou *shying away from Sango*: 3 Kitsunes Shifting.
Kikyo & Kagome: 2 Miko Praying
Inuyasha: And a God Demon in a Dog Tree.
Shippou: That's still not how it goes.
*Bap!*
Shippou: Owie...



On the Fifth Day of Christmas, my Pen Pal gave to me,



Shikon no Tama: FIIIIIIIIVE SHIKON SHARDS!
Sango: 4 Youkai Dying. Relax Shippou, not you. Yet.
Shippou: Whew. Thanks! 3 Kitsunes Shifting.
Kikyo & Kagome *giggles*: 2 Miko Praying.
Inuyasha: And a Dog Demon in a God Tree. Happy?
Shippou: Thanks!



On the Sixth Day of Christmas, my Pen Pal gave to me:



Sesshou-maru: 6 Kimono layers.
Shikon no Tama: FIIIIIIIIVE SHIKON SHARDS! Hey! I can talk!
Sango: 4 Dead Youkai! Only for the song, no Tama.
Shikon no Tama: Dangit.
Shippou: 3 Kitsunes Shifting!! *POOF!*
Kagome: 2 Miko Praying.
Inuyasha: And a Dog Deamon in a God Tree. Where's Kikyo?
Kagome: She got bored and wandered off.
Inuyasha: Don't blame her.



On the Seventh Day of Christmas, my Pen Pal gave to me:



Naraku: 7 Sinister Plots
Sesshou-maru: 6 Kimono Layers.
Kikyo: *Leer*
Shikon no Tama: FIIIIIIIIVE SHIKON SHARDS! BA-BUM-BUM!!!
Sango *eyeing Naraku*: 4 -Dead- Youkai.
Shippou: 3 Kitsunes Shifting!! Lookie! I'm a Christmas tree!
Kagome *sweatdrops*: 2 Praying Miko...
Inuyasha: And a Dog Demon in a God Tree. Kikyo! Get back here!



On the Eighth Day of Christmas, my Pen Pal gave to me:



Miroku: 8 Beautiful Women!! *Drool*
Naraku: 7 Sinister Plots! Ku Ku Ku!
Sesshou-maru: 6 Kimono Layers
Kikyo: Let's just count them to make sure, ne?
Shikon no Tama: FIIIIIIIIVE SHIKON SHARDS!!! Wheeeeee!!!
Sango *gripping her boomerang *: 4 DEAD Youkai.
Shippou: 3 Kitsunes Shifting!
Kagome: 2 Miko Praying. Shippou, I don't think Inuyasha really needs tinsel on his tree...
Inuyasha: Get this off, Shippou! Dog demon, Tree, Whatever! Kikyo! What do you think you're doing?!



On the Ninth Day of Christmas, my Pen Pal gave to me:



Kouga: 9 Wolf Men Running!
Miroku: 8 Beautiful Women... *sigh*
Naraku: 7 Sinister Plots!
Sesshou-maru: 6 Kimono Layers. Don't touch me, Onna!
Kikyo: Dangit.
Miroku: Priestess! Will you bear my child?
Kikyo: No.
Miroku: Dangit.
Shikon no Tama: FIIIIIIIIVE SHIKON SHARDS!!!
Sango *getting a headache*: 4 Dead Youkai
Shippou: 3 Shifting Kitsunes! Whadda bout some pretty lights?
Kagome: 2 Praying Miko. I don't think so, Shippou.
Inuyasha: And a !#$!$#^% PISSED OFF Dog demon in a God Tree!!!



On the Tenth Day of Christmas, my Pen Pal gave to me:



Myouga: 10 flea bites! Yummy!
Kouga: 9 Wolf Men Running! Kagome! Wait for me!!!
Miroku: 8 Beautiful Women! Kouga, get a clue. She's taken.
Kouga: She is?
Naraku: 7 Sinister Plots! Ku ku ku!
Sesshou-maru: 6 Kimono Layers. Not one less!!!
Kikyo: What about stripes? How many do you have?
Sesshou-maru: Uh...
Shikon no Tama: FIIIIIIIIVE SHIKON SHARDS!!!
Sango *tiredly*: 4 Dead Youkai..
Shippou: 3 Shifting Kitsunes!!! I know! This star'll look perfect on his head!
Kagome: 2 Praying Miko. Uh... not if you value your life, Shippou.
Inuyasha: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....



On the Eleventh Day of Christmas, my Pen Pal gave to me:



Kagura: 11 Changes of Clothing.
Myouga: 10 Flea Bites! Can I have another?
Kouga: 9 Wolf Men Running! No, and stay away from my men!
Myouga: *sulks*
Miroku: 8 Beautiful Women. All mine...
Naraku: 7 Sinister Plots. I'm really a beautiful girl too.
Miroku: Ewww...
Sesshou-maru: 6 Kimono layers. And stay away from my stripes!!!
Kikyo: I could always add some...
Sesshou-maru: o_O;;
Shikon no Tama: FIIIIIIIIVE SHIKON SHARDS!!! All golden and shiny in the sun. Ah... I'm so pretty!!!
Sango: Why do you think there are over ~4 Dead Youkai~, Shikon no Tama?
Shikon no Tama: Because you love me! You really really love me!
Shippou: 3 Shifting Kitsunes!!! Hey! Do ya think I could use the Shikon no Tama as Christmas ornaments?
Kagome: 2 Praying Miko. No, Shippou. That would be disrespectful.
Inuyasha: And a Dog Deamon in a Yiffin' God Tree. This SONG is disrespectful!
Kouga: To whom? I'm having fun. Right, Kagome?
Kagome: Actually, yeah.
Inuyasha: Grrrrrrrrr....



On the 12 (and thankfully last) Day of Christmas, my Pen Pal sent to me:



Rin: 12 Plot lines Hanging!!!
Kagura: 11 Changes of Clothing! They keep getting ripped in battles... *sigh*
Myouga: 10 Flea *tee-hee* Bites!
Kouga: 9 Wolf Men Running! Okay, who let Myouga into the sake?
Miroku: 8 Beautiful Women. Wasn't me. But I would be willing to assist Kagura with her clothing changes.
Naraku: 7 Sinister Plots! And keep your hands away from my Daughter, Monk!
Sesshou-maru: 6 Kimono Layers! As soon as Kikyo gives me back some of my clothes... grrrrrr...
Kikyo: Tee-hee!
Shikon no Tama: FIIIIIIIIVE SHIKON SHARDS!!! BA-BUM-BUM!!!
Sango: 4 Dead Youkai. I give up. Kikyo, pass me some of that Sake, will you?
Shippou: 3 Shippous Shifting!
Kagome: That's not how your line goes!
Shippou: So? Everyone else is ad-libbing.
Kagome: True... But '1 Miko Praying' just doesn't work-
Inuyasha: AND A DOG DEMON IN A GOD TREE!!! There! Done! Now get me down from this !$#^%&Tree!!!



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