yum... Laser beams
"This suspense is killing me, I hope it lasts."
"A dead atheist is someone who is all dressed up with no place to go."
'"I want to be cremated so people won't come to worship at my bones."'
"I feel no pain dear mother now,
But oh, I am so dry!
O take me to a brewery,
And leave me there to die."
Anonymous (19th century
"We are all dead men on leave."
"While man is growing, life is in decrease;
And cradles rock us nearer to the tomb.
Our birth is nothing but our death begun."