2010-10-02 [*Phoenix*]: *pats head and dodges shoe* Thanks Phoenix. *picks up shoe* *looks at it quizzically and throws it back at Mort* Make your own sammich! I ain't your slave. *cross arms defiantly*
2010-10-02 [Mortified Penguin]: *bites shoe*... this is a terrible sandwich! Make another one, dang it! *throws the shoe into traffic, causing a truck to swerve into a minivan and explode, killing dozens of innocent people*
2010-10-02 [*Phoenix*]: *throws flip flop at you* Maybe that will be better!
2010-10-12 [Phoenix of Riverstone]: *look over at Mort* the lose of innocent lives is unacceptable! *Reads sword for combat and stands* and to HELL WITH YOUR SANDWICH! EAT A TACO!
2010-10-13 [Mortified Penguin]: A taco sandwich will do nicely. NOW GO MAKE IT.
2010-10-16 [moira hawthorne]: a bearded taco sandwich! mahahahaha
2010-10-21 [Phoenix of Riverstone]: *looks over at Moira with confused look on face* wh... what?
2010-10-22 [moira hawthorne]: MAHAHAHAHAHA!!
2010-10-23 [Phoenix of Riverstone]: *tilts head slightly to the side* O.O?
2010-10-24 [*Phoenix*]: *poke phoenix with a pointy stick*
2010-12-11 [Phoenix of Riverstone]: HAY! *takes phoenix pointy stick and pokes her with it* YEAH! TAKE IT!
2010-12-13 [*Phoenix*]: GAH! *runs away in terror, arm's flailing*
2011-05-03 [Sagacious Turkey]: *hunts you down with a crossbow*
2011-05-17 [Imperator]: Crossbows are for losers. *cough*
2011-05-17 [Chimes]: Holy crap, you're alive.
2011-05-17 [Imperator]: Barely... *blood is EVERYWHERE!!*
2011-05-17 [Mortified Penguin]: Tampons usually fix that for me.
2011-06-07 [*Phoenix*]: *throws tampons at Imperator* Here!!
2011-06-07 [moira hawthorne]: hey those things are expensive! there are bleedin women in 3rd world countrys! (LOL)
2011-06-11 [Imperator]: O.o I wish I didn't come here anymore...