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Gee arent the titles a bit limiting? Can I be a Wench?
Im a fun Wench; Ill sit on your lap and tell you lies ;)

Im [Grimmloch]'s concubine

Otherwise Im a Figment of the Imagination of Insanity:
Ive been here forever.

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Im an elf (or a demented pixie or some other FAE creature)
but fairly quirky since Ive been raised amongst humans.

hawthorne is: bluntly honest to the point of cutting


some times I think Im not of this time and place just a strange fae changeling
at those times I feel I should climb to the top of some furniture and hiss
'bad humans... nasty humans... hurt hawthorne' till someone tranquilizes me...
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*rooooollls around in a freeezzzy of worry*
why it always have to be something else to stress over... ???
if I wasnt such a friend needy person Id move away to the forests a be a fae hermit!
just me and some cats... a lake and trees... and watch the moon changes...
wear leaves in my hair ..chew bark... scribble in the dirt...
find some clay and play in the mud... and scare campers...
wait... Im also addicted to coffee... I see another problem...

*stares at bottom of coffee mug*

From: Tee Shirt Shoppe by [Daisy le Fleur]

Im friendly most of the time unless...
well think of the hawthorn tree;
lovely white flowers lots of sharp thorns.

I am hawthorne... and my tree suits me very well!!!

September Birth Flower - the Aster (or Morning Glory) - the meaning of the Aster is Love, Faith, Wisdom and symbolizes Valour - the hidden message of the Birth Flower, the Aster, so favoured during the Victorian era was "Take care of yourself for me".

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both by [Lord Dog]
Updated finished Fixed CG'd version of Moira Hawthorne as Fae

Im a Mooncat or Mooncat is me... my evil twin who sits in my head
and tells me to do things... sometimes it is artwork...
sometimes it is horrid punny things...

I am a fae house cat... not a human being... I dont understand math!

Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not  
fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman 
who has learned to wear shoes, bathe and not make
messes in the house.               

- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love", (Robert A. Heinlein)

Im a Dragoness. I was born in the year of the Dragon
and I can break glass with my voice!!!

in the dungeon, the slimey dungeon
the dragon eats the knight,
in the dungeon, the slimey dungeon
the dragon eats the knight,
oh run away... oh run away... oh run away...oh run away...

Im an anarchist... self rule... I hate imposed rules...
Im a very practical person... I hate hypocrites... been an free thinker non mundane what ever you want to call it all my life... I dont fit any one stereotype... Im a hippy a goth a pagan an artist a nudist a total perv and if you dont shit on me I wont shit on you... Im the most violent non aggressive person who you are likely to ever want to meet... I wish 90% of the human race would conveniently die... but Im not about to do anything to anyone.. b/c I know Im on alot of other people's better off dead lists! a happy stressed silly person who loves people and hates crowds and groups...
I judge everyone on a personal 1 on 1 basis...

But I will accept the rules that you feel necessary to your freedom. I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. -RAH

A rational anarchist believes that concepts, such as 'state' and 'society' and 'government' have no existence save as physically exemplified in the acts of self-responsible individuals. He believes that it is impossible to shift blame, share blame, distribute blame... as blame, guilt, responsibility are matters taking place inside human beings singly and nowhere else. But being rational, he knows that not all individuals hold his evaluations, so he tries to live perfectly in an imperfect world... aware that his efforts will be less than perfect yet undismayed by self-knowledge of self-failure. -RAH

Im a Bloody Blue Celt...
Im a willing bouncer of any of my friends!
*paints myself woad*

My father is McLean...
is quite a powerful clan.. so there are quite a few castles...
this is the most famous... Ive been there...

My Knight made me

From: [Forbidden Rampage]: You know, I think I'd like you as a neighbor. I feel like I could talk to you about anything without being judged or condemned.

Im Myown, Head Assassin
of the SPICE MERCHANTS/Assassins Guild
I am extremely loyal to my friends...
but can be truely hurt by them
when I say my heart is breaking Im not exaggerating

who are you?
classic story role quiz

- You Are The Wayward Heart
"Feel Better."

You are best described as 'Emotional Support'. Anytime an emotional issue comes up or something stresses people out, you are there to help them feel better about it. Whether you are the prankster of the bunch, the funny one, the wild one, or just the shoulder to cry on - your traits favor what it takes to keep people going. You like large groups of people and have many friends. When something hits home for you, however, you have a hard time with it. You also have difficulty paying attention or focusing on one thing. Above all, though, if people are happy, you are happy.

VIRTUE MINE HONOUR - I dont lie... never did...
never will... celtic pride... or too stubborn...

[moira hawthorne] is my name. really. moira is my birth name and it means stubborne. (moira is the anglaized name of morag the gaelic name: mor is the sea = great high (so morgaine is high queen) ag is will therefore stubborne.) hawthorne is my pagan church name. it was given to me in ritual. hawthorn is ancient flowering shrub/tree with pretty white flowers and lots of sharp thorns. use for hedge rows to keep unwanted people out.

MH is a common nickname for me...
moira hawthorne is my full name..
some my friends call me moira and some hawthorne
but alot of friends call me mh

its a balance... mh is short.. and moira hawthorne is long

my hubby switches randomly between moira and hawthorne...
I dont think he has ever called me moira hawthorne
but if he had I wouldnt notice...
Id just answer maybe he does

As a child I called myself 'Legalas'
And I still have a thing for Archery!!! LOL

hey I did this test... ....
If I were a character in The Lord of the Rings,
I would be Legolas, Elf, a son of the King of Mirkwood. ... just amagine that! hahahahahaha!

My Elven name: Aeronniell or Eäryendë
(Eye-rohn-nee-ell; Ay-are-yehn-day)
My Elven name: Ireth Calmcacil
My Hobbit name: Primula Dandefluff of Willowbottom
My Celtic name: Morag ni Hauthe
My pirate name: Lady Polly Hawthorne

My Goth name:
unscrabbled from my own scrablled name
wraoehinmrtoha = Rhea Moonwraith
Moonwraith: moon + wraith (ghostly spirit)
lwaheonmpoactdrirhnaeo = either Aranrhod Palemoon Witche or Ophelia Moondancer Wrath
-- Nephele
I like my "goth" names!

Im a BI Plurist

Whats that mean?
means on my home I have...
Civil status ... married
Sexual preference ... both sexes
but as of yet its mostly wishful thinking
and my own firm moral belief in Poly marriage.

there are many forms of a Poly marriage..
basically it means more than two adults
so a 3-some is a Poly marriage...
but so are familys of divorce that that have remarried
and yet still share irresponsibles of raising the children...
also multiple generations living together...
grandparents that raise the children as well as the parents...
a line marriage is ones are practically the most stable...
but as of yet it is still fictional

line marriage = a couple .. man and woman married
and than after a few years they marry a younger member
either female or male, who than marrys a partner...

so now you have two couples sharing the responsibilities
of earning and raising children...
and if this continues ever few years..
whether it is a set year basic
or just as the family mets individuals of their liking..
but each is paired up but all share in the wealth of the family...
now imagine several generations down that family line...
when the eldest couple is like the great grand parents of children...
the resources that that form of marriage would give to each new couple coming into it..
plus the stability of wealth and land and family to all those children!
the family becomes a society onto itself!

for International Talk Like A Pirate Day

yes? yea. I mean.... Aye! damn dyslexic pirates...

Look Who's A Pirate!
You Are:
Lady Cruikshank
(formerly known as moira hawthorne)

Your super powers include cheating at poker and parallel parking, but you can't time travel or cloud men's minds. You have super speed but never use it, you lazy wench. You look good in Spandex, and you cloud men's minds to have your way with them (and sometimes women, too). You're lacking in the strength department, though, and couldn't pick up a hint if it fell on your foot. You secretly like women more than men (just look at the way you're dressed). You became a Superhero after flunking out of hairdressing school.

IM A GUY! hahahaha

Yours says you can't cloud minds...but then it says you can??
Those are cute! I like em!

Yup I notice.... doesnt your mind feel clouded?

Now go get your own pirate persona... see: 

one more time!
ok I lied... one more time!

Im an UNPAID Mother who never sleeps ...oh well.

Im also a nude life model, that means I pose for art!!!
Im willing to model for artists here,
in case you want photo reference, just asked me.

Some day I want to make my living as an artist. LOL

I can make awesome cheese cakes.. moouse and icecream bombs... frig/frozen desserts... all those things... and I dont believe in low fat... when indulge in sinful desserts!

Im a 'pack rat!' I LOVE my 'stuff!'
I anyone accuses me of having a messy ET house...
they should see my own home!
view of the 'diningroom?'

dolls figures plushies stuff
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Dreams are the answers to questions
you havent asked yet.

Im generally Pagan.
Or specifically an Eccentric, Eclectic, Wiccan Priestess

tho more and more I think of my self as a Heathen

could also be considered a Pantheist
Thou Art God

Deity affiliation: Ullr (main man) Freya/Luna Bridh

Age: 48 (AS OF 2012)

Partner and/or family status (poly families count! ♥):Married with son(12yrs old) to my hubbear in house & have a German Wifey


In the broom closet or weapons closet (if Heathen)? was out at age 7... Im so out Im InsideOut

Pathwork: Eccentric, Eclectic, Pagan Heathen Proud, Priestess Witch... so to me every religion is fair game to be picked at poked and rolled for lose change!!! if its shiny Ill take it.... if its despicable hateful and evil I will expose it with my brilliant satire and mockery.. yeah lol!

started as a child... I was born pagan to a christian mother... even tho I had no human guidance I knew my path, I talked with the Fae and dance under the Moon who I named Luna from my love of Scifi, I did fire magic... so I began Solitary... peaching as a Pagan to Christians, fighting their Dogma with Rhetoric, than in my teens did magic with my Choosen Brother, joined a Wiccan church, for a decade and studied for Priesthood, I belong to a Grove and a few covens and Had one formal student, Ive gone to many festivals, and travelled to experience other pagans, heathen, wiccans and witchs paths, am abit of alot, an Eccentric, Eclectic, Pagan Heathen Proud, Priestess Witch... mostly I love dancing nakkid to drums around a big bonfire... but my knees and back are failing me... so Loki and hubbear are slowly trying to turn me into a drummer.

Im siding slowly sideways into my goblin persona... one day Ill run off into the woods never to return... there just be rumours of a muddy leaf decorated creature who raids campers for coffee

Special talents you’d like to share (art, craftwork, divination, etc): art... traditional digital craft/maker, I do occasional write when bit, I burn stuff and poke things with pokey sticks, I even bake.

Areas of interest or things you’d like to learn more about: give me your shineys!

I was born pagan which really shocked my very Christian Mother.
Matter of fact I spent the 1st 17 years of my life really shocking people.
I developed my very own ideas of religion and belief.
(I have never read Drawing down the Moon)
At 18 my brother and I joined the WCC (Wiccan Church of Canada).
For 11 years I was very happy and busy there.
Then all my friends threw me a huge going away party
and I moved to Montreal.
For 4 yrs I was involved with the Montreal Grove and had my own coven.

I have since moved to Oakville which is a snoby rich town with no pagans.
so other than WicCanFest I dont really do anything with other pagans

now it seems most of all my daily interaction with just about anyone is on the internet!!

its where I talk shop on religion sexuality and politics!!!
now some people maybe feel uncertain to discuss these things
like its a hang over from Miss Manners the 3 topics not to discuss at the dinner table... religion sex & politics... and right now those 3 are as tangled up in bed together as they have ever been!!!!

well Im about as pro gay as any frustrated lesbian BI open goblin can be who is in a committed mono hetro 13 year relationship!!! (13 as of 2012)

and Ill trash any and all politicians equally...that if they open their mouths Im allowed to satire them!!! if they act stupid or lie cheat steal and try to pass laws I protest than damn well I will protest!!!

and I a Pagan Heathen Proud Priestess Witch... but Im Eccentric, Eclectic... so to me every religion is fair game to be picked at poked and rolled for lose change!!! if its shiny Ill take it.... if its despicable hateful and evil I will expose it with my brilliant satire and mockery.. yeah lol!

so Miss Manners and me well we'd never be on good speakin terms!!!

Bill and I are fair low key... we celebrate each of the 8 Sabbaths... usually by burning something and spendin time together

One day I wish to paint the prefect painting of my God!!!
MAHahahaha mad laughter... see Aaawesome Ullr

Blessed Bee ...~cO-
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This is my first freehand PS drawing... wow that sux!!!
" Look Mom I can draw like a 3 yr old!
...its My Blessed Bee.

my bible

Im into the S.C.A. as a Saxon-Britain Wench.
Lady Wench Moira Hawthorne
I enjoy Horsebackriding, Archery, Dancing, Singing, Camping,
Men in Kilts, watching Men in Armour Fight,
Making and Dressing Up in Medieval Clothing

But havent been able to do it as much as I like lately.

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Me in my Lady Wench Moira Hawthorne SCA Archer garb. me and a friend made it... its modelled off Jessica Lange's garb in Rob Roy... sorry for the bad quality... Im about 32 here. * My wench bracelet. * My SCA arms, And my SCA page from Montreal... where I was most active and had the best friends...
Their Majesties of the East, Timothy II and Gabrielle II,
April 1998 -- October 1998
Panteria III, May 23, 1998 Award of Arms Moira Hawthorne

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Bad in Plaid SCA Event... when Eirikr was just a wee babe about 2 yr old... a norse SCA event where the fun of the game is to dress in as many eye bleeding plaids as you can! And yet it be norse garb. He is wearing 8 including the belt and socks which you cant see well. His stroller had 3 more plaids and he had a plaid bunny. He is holding his norse Thor's hammer.

I rode one year western than switched to english and rode for 10 years... worked at the stable and entered show jumping competitions... I was doing a 5plus jump course at the end... plus some dressage... and hoping to join the hunt... but life got in the way... after that it was just rental stables.. which are usually always western... than I got to do some equestrian eventing in the SCA,... thats sword and shield, lance, and spear while on horseback... thats a rush and i loved it... but again it was always other SCAians's horses or rentals... its ALWAYS been my dream to own my own horse... and id love to train one.. and my self to archery!!!

aliens have been keeping an eye on earth for centuries, they visit every 1000 yrs or so... well they land this time at a SCA event and the one alien turns to the other and says... 'I dont understand... they dont seem to have advanced any since our last visit...' BUT the 2nd alien disagrees... 'look they have invented duct tape!'

duct tape is like 'the force' it has a light side and a dark side and binds the universe together!

I love travel!
and swimming... water larger than a tub must be got into!
Ive been as far east as Quebec City in Canada
and swam in the Atlantic Ocean off Cape Cod in USA
Ive swam in the ocean off Vancouver Canada
and been to California... twice
but not the west coast in the states...
Ive been 1/2 way north in Canada...
it was a buttfuck tiny camp up in logging country...
and Ive been to Florida.. and swam off both sides...
but thats when I was a baby so it hardly counts...
also Ive been to Scotland when I was 12 yr old
and swam off both sides!
Ive also swam in all of the Great lakes!

From: [Shjahjdahdvwa]
I turned you into a diva :p It will be the real reference for my diva Ginger!


Are you Seme or Uke?
Which of these things would you prefer? A sword
You are always: loving
You are described as: funny, loud, and extremely loyal
When you're with the one you love most, you: are their best friend, and you're *very* friendly
Your worst flaw is: you can be too trusting
You tend to be attracted to people who: will allow you to protect them
Which is your color? purple
Does the word "Lemon" mean anything to you? Yes
Your perfect date is: go out for food and ending up saving him/her
You are both!?
You are nice and gentle, yet you can be possessive.
You are still willful and when danger in near you dont get stuck.

You are a Chibi Seme

You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

uke/seme quiz!/

I am a sensual soul
You work all ways!
Congratulations! You are the sensual soul! It doesn't matter if you are seme or uke as long as you have a good time. And dammit, you make sure you do! You are liberal and unconventional; not that you ignore old believes, but you believe in freedom of actions! Good for you.
Most compatible with: other sensual souls

The Recipe for moira hawthorne
- 3 parts Naughtiness
- 2 parts Ingenuity
- 1 part Wit
- Splash of Rebellion
- Finish off with a little umbrella and straw
I agree with the Naughtiness and Rebellion
but I dont know about the little umbrella and straw
I think I should be drank with a salted rim
Do your own here!

Do you want into my pants?
here have my panties!
pinstrippey goodness!
Show Me Your Panties!

for 4 yrs a worked as a stripper
I moved to Montreal and couldnt get a GOOD retail job b/c of my pooor french... I was a store manager in Toronto... I was working various cashier jobs and as a nanny... than a girlfriend of mine took me to work with her... I started stripping at 30 when most strippers stop... but I made good money... and tho its not a particularly glamorous career I did have fun... was in good shape when doing stage shows... have more makeup than I will ever use again... and I met my hubby at the last strip bar I worked at...

My oldest Teddy: My Koala Bear! <img300*0:stuff/my%20Koala%20bear.jpg>
He is older than I am!
He use to belong to my Dad
and he came from Australia!
he is made with real koala fur
has wooden eyes
a rubber nose
and use to have rubber toes
but I bit them off when I was a baby!

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one of those 100 questions things
everyone seems to have in thier house...
100 questions things

once apon a time I was 5'9&1/2"... now Im 5'8&1/4"
im shrinkin...


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2006-07-31 [Slumovsky]: Your "BI Plurist" concept is really intereesting and reminds me how the old rural kind of family worked, but i'm not sure it'd work with the modern mobile society...

2006-07-31 [moira hawthorne]: yes... I think it is basically retarded that in todays society two people are expected to provide for a family from scatch and yet expectations of wealth and comfort education and entertainment not to meantion purchasing and ownership of commercial possessions are SO HIGH!... every one wants the very best for their family and themself... and yet only two adults are suppose to provide it ALL! each generation starting on their own from nothing!

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