Drunk Dil: I'm so clever. I'm also drunk.
things that were said:
# of times first.
3 times: I'm so clever.
3 times: God is dead.
4 times: I can walk in a straight line.
45 times: I'm not drunk. (LOL.)
once: you see, I am drunk. but I'm clever normally so when I say drunk things they are clever drunk things. (oh man, I was farrrr gone)
2 times: lies, lies and deceit!
Internet Dil (I should have been drunk while saying these things..)
Me comforting a friend..
Okay, I understand :)
well...I'm trying to think of something not sappy to say...that's something..dunno encouraging.
god I suck at this.
Yeah, don't bother trying to think of things, there really isn't anything to say :P
I know, plus I would be the worst person in the world to hire for hallmark cards.
Ohkay, there it goes:
I feel bad because you're feeling bad. So I hope you don't feel bad, because bad is bad.
.....I just didn't say that. Okay. I'm drunk. Or, that's what I will tell people.
me:I'm emo :O!!!
hmm..better super-expose my ass (in both senses of the word XD)
[Note: super-expose is a pun. It means sluttyness, and super-exposing camera shot of an emo. Also it means to expose myself of my emo-ness]
[M!]: Mmmmmh.... ass.
[M!]:I has a tissuuuuue! It is made of nails and rust.
me:did you get the pun in my last message?
I'm so clever ;)
A good night's work
oh well, sleep now.
I've sent some disturbing messages out, my work is done for tonight..
why'd they hire me for anything on elftown? Oh yeah, I was sane when they hired me. heh.
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