|[Hedda] - Mayor |
[Yuriona] - Guard
[Veltzeh] - Wiki & Elfchat Boss, Professor
[nehirwen] - Guard Captain
[hanhepi] - Elftown Graphics Boss, Statistician
[Teufelsweib] - Statistician, Lit judge
[Nioniel] - Guard, Featured Image & Story Boss, Photo Reference Boss
[Stephen] - Guard, Elftown Graphics boss, Featured Image, Story & Wiki Boss
[Ravendust] - Guide & Featured Story Boss
Veterans#Council: These are retired Council members.
2016-06-30 [Mortified Penguin]: I know, I know. I'll get to it soon.
2017-09-01 [Killopkie]: bump
2017-09-07 [Q_Q]: Is fake down???
2017-11-17 [Imperator]: *Listens carefully, hears nothing...
Peeks over the top of the trench into no-man's land, stand up, waits a moment...
Crawls out of the trench, looks around, spreads arms wide and screams into the sky:
"I CAN POST UNRELATED COMMENTS WITHOUT BEING REPRIMANDED!!"
2017-11-17 [Mortified Penguin]: Please keep this comment section free for official business. Don't make me ban you.
2017-11-17 [Yuriona]: O_o
2017-11-20 [Alexi Ice]: Thanks for helping, Mort lol
2017-11-20 [Imperator]: Don't thank him! He might come back if you do that!!
2017-11-21 [Yuriona]: There's no harm in thanking Mort. He tends to come back no matter what we do really.
2017-11-21 [Mortified Penguin]: *brutally stabs Alexi*
2017-11-21 [Yuriona]: All right now that's just uncalled for. *brutally stabs Mort*
2017-11-21 [Imperator]: "If someone jumped off a cliff would you follow them over the edge?!" *brutally stabs self*
2017-11-22 [Mortified Penguin]: *Hamlet brutally stabs Laertes before succumbing to his own brutal stab wounds*
*the two collapse on the increasingly large pile of bodies lying about*
2017-11-22 [Yuriona]: O_o
2017-11-24 [Yuriona]: Rivals tend to eliminate themselves and implementing draconian laws is far too much effort since laws require enforcement. Its better to delude the populace into adoring you so they willingly do whatever you want them to.
2017-11-24 [Alexi Ice]: *Bows to King Yuriona while slowly bleeding to death*
2017-11-24 [Mortified Penguin]: Don't you just love it when rivals eliminate themselves?
*Mort's death, despite the stab wounds being in the back of the head, is ruled a suicide*
2017-11-24 [Imperator]: "Despite" is a very biased word, Mort. I expect you to keep this kind of racist language off of Elftown in the future. If you can't keep your bigotry to yourself, [Yuriona] will reconsider those draconian laws.
2017-11-25 [Mortified Penguin]: #notmyking