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Bow to thy master, Lord God Tristania Satanica!




*bows* We pledge our allegience to [Asator Stormbringer].
And to the dominian, for which he stands,
one undead army, under Tristania Satanica,
totaly disposable,
with blessings for his favorites,
and coffee for all.
Amen



Praise Tris from whom all blessings flow!
Praise him all creatures here below!
Praise him above ye heavenly hosts!
Praise Tristania....(still working on it... >>)



His Mighty Lord's Titles

Almighty Lord god Tristiana Satanica God of hangman God of tic tac to God of coffee





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He is everywhere...
and he's a recruiter + big brother! in I Believe In Elftown





[VERY IMPORTANT!
SEND ME YOUR COMMANMENTS AND YOU WILL BE BLESSED!
SEND COMMANDMENTS TO towards-the-end@hotmail.com.. or just to ][Asator Stormbringer]
Tristania's Followers

1)[Rook.]
Lady Alexis Taylor Childs, righthand of Tristania Satanica, Member of the First Order of Demons, Also Known As: "Alexia Diabolica, Queen of The Damned"

2)[Sir Riddle]
Sir Adriaan Smilda, Lefthand of Tristania Satanica, member of the First Order of Demons, Also Known As: "Ayreon Enigma, Warlord of Demons and underruler of Chaos and Death"

3)[Frost-:-Wing]
Sir Peter Von castenhov, King of the Damned. Member of the Second Order of Demons, leader of the Lords.

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13 Commandments

First Commandment: Thou shatl have no other gods before me.

Second commandment: Thou shalt make golden idols of me.

Thirth commandment: Thou shalt listen to Chuck.

Fourth commandment: the voice in your head and your master is allknowing.

Fifth commandment: Thou shalt make thy master coffee.

Sixth commandment: Thou shalt recruit followers for thy master.

Seventh commandmend: Thou shalt spell properly being dislexic is the Master's job ALONE!

Eight commandment: Thou shalt never tamper with thy masters coffee (at risk of thy hands being removed)

Nineth commandment: thou shalt sacrifice little gnomes to thy master.

Tenth commandment: Thou shalt be friendly to thy fellow blessed ones.

Eleventh commandment: Thou shalt not covet thy master’s property.

Twelfth commandment: Thou shalt know, Raymond E. Feist is the greatest of writers.

Thirtheenth commandment: Thou shalt know that commandments are rather worthless unless thy master says otherwise.





Over To thy Master: [Asator Stormbringer]



Announcements of thy Lord


right folks.., since I am your god you must obey me.., no no nothing filthy >.> trust me, cuz you must! for I am your god!
anyway.., I will give you people some titles.., yes yes..,good ones ^_^
just remember.., I'll be watching you because!.. I am everywhere..,well maybe not everywhere *thinks and gets weird thoughts* oke than.., almost everywhere.

[VERY IMPORTANT!
SEND ME YOUR COMMANMENTS AND YOU WILL BE BLESSED!
SEND COMMANDMENTS TO towards-the-end@hotmail.com.. or just to ][Asator Stormbringer]



My Dear followers, hereby I declare the boredness GONE.., yes yes, if you happend to find yourself in an utterly bored mood, take a look at everything here!
I hereby share my own sollution to the daily boreness!
made possible by: years of boredness!

01.) http://www.fincher.org/Misc/Pennies/World6.shtml
02.) http://www.recyclart.org/
03.) http://www.blinkx.com/ [MOVIES FOR THE MASSES! ^_^]
04.) http://www.unnecessaryknowledge.com/
05.) http://youshouldhaveseenthis.com/
06.) http://www.venganza.org/
07.) http://www.thesheepmarket.com/
08.) http://www.sixwordstories.net/
09.) http://www.bigempire.com/filthy/archive.html [hail to pessimism!!]
10.) http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2559551/amazing_stuntman/
11.) http://www.petercallesen.com/
12.) http://notevendoommusic.com/ [get copletely MENTAL! XD]
13.) http://www.cerebrusconstipatus.com/Bizarre/Vending-Machines-If-it-s-out-there-it-s-in-here.html
14.) http://www.moolf.com/interesting/the-red-bull-art-of-can.html
15.) http://members.cox.net/crandall11/money/ [for those with to much time, to much money and to much patience!]




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2009-09-04 [Frost-:-Wing]: of course! :P

2009-09-04 [Rook.]: :P

2009-09-04 [Asator Stormbringer]: fut the wuck?

2009-09-05 [Rook.]: Classic Pete/Lex conversation. *nods*

2009-09-06 [Asator Stormbringer]: kinda like an arjen/tristan convo.. but that would be completely random... this still has the basics of a storyline XD

2009-09-07 [Rook.]: that, and the comfortable-ness of long-time school mates poking fun and calling names.

2009-09-08 [Asator Stormbringer]: hehehe

2009-09-08 [Rook.]: ^.^

2009-09-08 [Frost-:-Wing]: one year is long time now? :P

2009-09-08 [Rook.]: Well, Tris and I have known each other for what..... *thinks* 3 or 4 years now...?

2009-09-08 [Frost-:-Wing]: wow ok..

2009-09-08 [Frost-:-Wing]: mmm poptarts :D

2009-09-08 [Rook.]: Yeah... I want some... I'm hungry... *shivers*

2009-09-08 [Frost-:-Wing]: It's s'more

2009-09-08 [Rook.]: *curls into a ball and hides under teh throne*

2009-09-08 [Frost-:-Wing]: What wrong with s'mores?

2009-09-08 [Rook.]: Nothing. I'm just not feeling good.

2009-09-08 [Frost-:-Wing]: aww ok. I was sick yestereday after swinging on the tire swing at the park for like 20minutes lol

2009-09-08 [Rook.]: Those always make me sick XD I can't spin in circles because I have motion sickness. >>

2009-09-09 [Frost-:-Wing]: lol me too, but they are so much fun!

2009-09-09 [Rook.]: *pounces and sits on you* shuxup

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