Maybe I can Help You.
1. Slit your wrists like the emo you are. Or, even better, cut at the elbow.
2. Hang yourself. You know, so you're all dangly-like.
3. Take a bunch of pills. Like Tylenol. To make your liver overload.
4. Get so high on crack that you fall off a bridge. And 'fly.'
5. Shoot yourself in the head with a shotgun. To make the voices go away.
6. Attach cannoballs to your feet. And 'fall' off a ship.
2006-08-20 [SilverFire]: O.o
2006-08-21 [Gypsi]: Heh... -sheepish.- I was in a rather odd mood, appologies.
2006-08-21 [SilverFire]: They could always tie cannonballs or something similar to their feet, and then 'fall' of a ship - that way only the fish have to deal with their bloated, decaying corpse. :)
2006-08-21 [Gypsi]: xD!!!
Do you mind if I add that to the list?
It's terribly funny. xD
2006-08-21 [SilverFire]: Feel free. ^^
2006-08-22 [Gypsi]: Danke, very much. ^_^;;
2007-03-11 [Son of Northern Darkness]: wow, im sorry but this is not what i needed to read right now...
2007-03-11 [Hedda]: I'm sure most fishes vote for alternative 6! And if it's good for the fishes, kitty happy
2007-03-13 [Gypsi]: Yes, and we all want the kitties to be happy. =]