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"Is sex really that complicated? It's like a small, simple puzzle. You put one piece into the other one, take it out, and repeat." - [Mortified Penguin]

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2011-04-05 [Akayume]: I will read this laterz. :P Now I has class.

2011-04-05 [Akayume]: Oh hey I'm here! :P I said something to you once. :D

2011-04-05 [Mortified Penguin]: How dare you?!

2011-04-05 [Akayume]: I know. I'm so terrible *slaps self silly*.

2011-04-06 [Sunrose]: It's weird that I'm not here.. :P

2011-06-26 [Thunder Cid]: You need to add more. I know you have some good ones somewhere.

2011-06-26 [Mortified Penguin]: I'm sure I do, but they're usually on wikis that nobody comments on anymore, so I can't find them.

2011-06-27 [Akayume]: Copy what you said on the playlist thing!! XP

2011-06-27 [Akayume]: Dis!

2011-06-25 [Mortified Penguin]: Hmm, I should leave too, just to spice things up.

2011-06-25 [Akayume]: Elftown would be bland without you. :P

2011-06-25 [Mortified Penguin]: You would think, but I'm ignored so often, nobody would notice I had left.

2011-06-25 [Roma]: I, for one, would be mortified.

2011-06-25 [Akayume]: *badump chhhhhh*

2011-06-25 [RemovedAcct]: I, for two, would be penguin.

2011-06-26 [Mortified Penguin]: I, for three, will wash your car. For five, I'll wax it too.

2011-06-27 [Mortified Penguin]: That's not funny or interesting, that's just typical banter.

2011-06-27 [Akayume]: I thought it was funny. D:

2011-06-27 [Mortified Penguin]: TYPICAL BANTER. *pulls out knife*

2011-06-27 [Akayume]: *holds out butter* CUT IT

2011-07-05 [Mortified Penguin]: This is the kind of comment I like from myself. Something more well thought out and witty:

2011-07-01 [Alexi Ice]: You are losing your edge!

2011-07-01 [Mortified Penguin]: Oh no! *shoos away the little gremlin that was smoothing out his corner*

*looks down at the remains of his corner* Thanks for the heads up. I don't want to end up being too circular in my logic. I would rather have sharp wits and fine points when arguing. Being well-rounded couldn't hurt, but having fine points certainly can. *polishes his corner to illustrate his point*

*a faint rimshot can be heard in the distance*

STOP FOLLOWING ME!! *a drummer scurries away hurriedly into the night*

2011-07-05 [Alexi Ice]: This was hilarious, I admit

2011-07-05 [Mortified Penguin]: B-but it's more than humor. It's poetic, you see.

2011-07-05 [Mortified Penguin]: I also like some of the things past Morts say. Like 2009 Mort:

2009-09-03 [Aquariuscelesti a]: But mort tastes funny..........

2009-09-03 [Mortified Penguin]: Yeah, well you look funny! ...unlike clowns... they look creepy... *eats ramen*... *a gruesome, hideous looking clown glares in through my window*... darn it Misty, get away from my window! *hurls a boot at Misty's face*

Or that 2008 Mort fellow. He was particularly funny at times:

2008-11-18 [Mortified Penguin]: *calls wench*... *she turns out to be a wrench instead*... *uses her to tighten bolts*...

2008-11-18 [Imperator]: I tightened your mom's bolts last night...

2008-11-18 [Mortified Penguin]: My mom is Frankenstein... so that's perfectly alright... *eats ramen*...

2008-11-18 [Mortified Penguin]: Whereas my mom has bolts on her neck, your mom has nuts on her forehead... ha ha... mechanical humor... *eats ramen with a screwdriver*...

See, while his comments may not have been the classiest or the most intellectual, I didn't see them coming. That crazy guy always manages to catch me off guard.

2011-08-02 [Stephen]: Amusing. Nice read.

2012-01-06 [Goma]: Veteran puzzle builders will be disappointed when they try to glue the pieces together.

2012-01-06 [Sagacious Turkey]: I don't know why; spreading glue on the pieces is one of the best parts of solving the puzzle.

2012-12-19 [Csitri]: *eats rice* Together, we've accomplished the consumption of an anime-fan-based classical music group, Mort.

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