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Elftown Light Bulb Jokes



Q. How many Elfwood moderators does it take to change a light bulb?

A. I don’t know. Everytime I gave them the light bulb, they said: “Your light bulb has been rejected, because it does not fit in this socket.


Q. How many Elftown Council members does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Hedda has to change the light bulb of course, but we can have a competition to see who can come up with a good name for the light bulb.


Q. How many Bush Haters does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Not enough apparently.


Q. How many Bush Supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None, they refuse to change the existing light bulb.


Q. How many Silver Years members does it take to change a light bulb?

A. One. Just because I am older than you, doesn't mean I can't change a light bulb on my own!


Q. How many sk8ter_chics does it take to change a light bulb?

A. To find out I conducted the following experiment. I got a light bulb and removed the glass piece and replaced it with a large ball bearing. I then rigged the light switch so that it could not be turned off. Just at this moment sk8ter_chic139 has just become scorched_chic number 26.


Q. How many heavy metal fans does it take to change a light bulb?

A. I don’t know, when the light bulb blows, they start singing, “Enter night, exit light, we’re off to never never land.” Most of the time, their ear muff wearing parents have to enter their room and change the light bulb for them.


Q. How many exhibitionists does it take to change a light bulb?

A. “Look at me, look at me, watch me change the light bulb! Tell me what you think!”


Q. How many artistic nude artists does it take to change the light bulb?

A. One, but the artist doesn’t change the light bulb, he gets the nude to change the light bulb while he paints or photographs her.


Q. How many girls who kiss girls does it take to change a light bulb?

A. I don’t know. Apparently no boys are allowed in the room while they are changing the light bulb.


Q. How many sexually frustrated teenage boys does it take to change a light bulb?

A. I don't know, they are too busy trying to peek through the keyhole at the girls who kiss girls.


Q. How many Anime Lovers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Two, and there is nothing wrong with watching two effeminate boys change a light bulb!


Q. How many sexy cheerleaders does it take to change a lightbulb 4U?

A. I don't know. I ended up changing the light bulb 4 them.

Q. How many people who are against cybering does it take to change a light bulb?

A. "Don't tell me I look hot while I am changing the light bulb!"


Q. How many members of the Fellowship of the Ring does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Aragorn: "Borimer, give Frodo the light bulb."

  Borimer: "Let us use the light bulb. We could read the rest of this bloody trilogy at night without straining our eyes!"

  Golem: "Nooo, what have the nasty hobbits done to the precious... it shines... it hurts us, it hurts us... the precious... switch it off, switch it off!"




Elftown Light Bulb Jokes From Other Members


[$0me $ecret$]

Q. How many ppl with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
...
... want to go biking?


(currently anonymous)
Q. how many Emo kids does it take to chang a lightbulb?

A. 3, one to cry about it, one to write a song about it and ont to actually change it


Q. Hmmm How many ElfTown Members does it take to change a light bulb?

A. I dunno but we could have a survey


Q. How many Playgans does it take to change a light bulb?

A. i dont need 2 change it i can just light it with my super kewlies wiccyan powerrs!!!!11!!!!!111!!!!

~[Fireblade K'Chona], inspired by [Delladreing]'s Plagyans page


Q. How many wizards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. Nine! One to hold the bulb and eight to chant the rotate spell.

~[nokaredes]


Q. How many RPGers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. None, that would be god-moding.

-[moonscale]

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

6. One to
cry for it,
one to
[ smash the old one ]
one to
Threaten to kill himself if he has to change it
one to
Blog about it on MySpace

one to
Write A song about it
and one to
Do it while whining every second.
-[Jewl]


Q. How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. None, they all just sit in the dark and cry.

-[Kay-chan]

Q. How many inquisitors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to screw it in, 1 to outlaw lightbulbs and 1 to deny the existance of lightbulbs.
-[Glimoni]

Q. How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None, it turned itself in

Q. How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None. Klingons are not afraid of the dark.

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2005-03-23 [Amtharnis]: Ippo is also correct in that all my Elftown Lightbulb Jokes relate to the minority groups that seem to have arisen in Elftown. I don't mind the irish one though, if you want to put it up, Jewl. It is not like I was being very serious on this page or anything, so the only jokes that people add that I will remove are those who people put in my own section, or those which I find inappropriate.

2005-03-23 [iippo]: [Kealey] edited the page for the emo-one.

2005-03-23 [Jewl]: Heh, I see. Well then, here's a funny one. Q) how many True Elftown artists does it take to change a lightbulb? A) No one knows, documents of true artists in elftown are vanishing by the second.

2005-03-23 [Jewl]: *sigh* Not really funny... *bangs head against keyboard* I'm not in a funny mood.

2005-04-18 [Jewl]: How many 12 year old sluts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?   lik omg i no it jus gimme a sec i membah it....

2005-04-18 [Fireblade K'Chona]: I know. -rolls eyes-

2005-05-12 [Art squall]: sad...

2005-05-12 [Amtharnis]: Who or what are you referring to as being sad, Quiana?

2005-05-12 [iippo]: Ah, I really love the LoTR-one... Oh! Oh! One does not simply walk into Mortor!.

2005-10-18 [nokaredes]: [iippo] told me to do it! *points and runs*

2005-10-21 [Raziel Ahnara]: YAY! I heart this page! ^^ And the one iippo mentioned. ^__^

2006-09-14 [Stray Kitty]: Oh wow. And I thought the ones on the NPR joke show wre good.

2006-10-10 [purelily]: How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it turned itself in.

2006-11-02 [Kay-chan]: How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and cry. :P (Now add [this stuff] and crossed out words and spacing strangeness to the answer!)

2006-11-03 [Jewl]: How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

6. One to
cry for it,
one to
[ smash the old one ]
one to
Threaten to kill himself if he has to change it
one to

Blog about it on MySpace

one to
Write A song about it
and one to
Do it while whining every second.

2006-11-03 [moonscale]: Excellent! Are you sure they don't need one more to threaten to kill themselves if it doesn't work?

2006-11-04 [Kay-chan]: *hearts [Jewl]*

2006-11-04 [Jewl]: right! XD

2006-11-04 [iippo]: Add them to la page!! XD I personally adore the "How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and cry" -one. :P

2007-08-02 [Tyrana]: [87% of Elftowners would rather repost this lightbulb joke than change the lightbulb. Repost this if you're one of the 13% who will change the damn bulb.]

Oooo... conundrum... :P

2010-08-24 [Alechaos Ogigio]: how many priests does it take to change a light bulb?
       nun!

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