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A Heart, like glass is beautiful yet fragile. It can only be broken so many times before it can't be put back together again.





To every girl....if you almost cry while reading this, it includes you....


To every girl that
dresses cute, not skanky.


To every girl who
wants to be called beautiful, not hot.


To every girl that will spend her whole day
looking for the perfect present for you.


To every girl who gets her heart
broken, because he chose that bitch instead


To every girl that would die
to have a decent boyfriend.


To every girl who would just once like
to be treated like a princess.


To every girl that cries at night
because of another heartbreak.


To every girl that won't get down on her knees
and open her mouth just to get a boyfriend.


To every girl that
just wants to hold hands.


To every girl that
kisses him with meaning.


To every girl who
just wishes he cared more.


To every girl who would just once want a guy to give
their jacket up when they are cold.


To every girl who
just wants him to call.


To every girl who lies
awake at night thinking about him.


To every girl that
just wants to cuddle.


To every girl that
just wants to sleep with him without having sex.


To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart
out there again, because she has been HURT
too many times or so badly.


To every girl who shows how much
she cares and gets nothing back.


To every girl that thought
'maybe this one could be the one'.


To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff
when she actually doesn't think it is funny.


To every girl who is just looking for that one
and only and is having a rough time along the way.


To every girl that has been cheated on,
because she's not a slut who gives it up to any guy.


To every girl that doesn't want a guy who
just plays with her emotions but actually cares
about how she feels.


girl who wants
words backed up with actions.


To every girl that fell for all the lies
only to find themselves alone in the end.


To every girl that gave her heart away
to have it shoved back in her face.


To every girl that has faith that 'tomorrow will be a better day.'


And it will be. Trust me.


If you are a nice girl repost this as: "To every girl."


If you are a guy that thinks every girl should try to think about even a few of these things repost it as "I am looking for this girl


   
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The Nice Guy Curse




This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last,
that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and
bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is
dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but
restrain themselves to tentative hugs, those guys who hold open doors
and give reassuring pats on the back and sit patiently outside the changing
room at department stores. This is in honor of the guys that obligingly
reiterate how cute/beautiful/smart/funny/sexy their female friends are at the
appropriate moment, because they know most girls need that litany of
support. This is in honor of the guys with open minds, with laid-back
attitudes, with honest concern. This is in honor of the guys who respect a
girl’s every facet, from her privacy to her theology to her clothing style.




This is for the guys who escort their drunk, bewildered female friends
back from parties and never take advantage once they’re at her door, for the
guys who accompany girls to bars as buffers against the rest of the creepy
male population, for the guys who know a girl is fishing for compliments but
give them out anyway, for the guys who always play by the rules in a game
where the rules favor cheaters, for the guys who are accredited as boyfriend
material but somehow don’t end up being boyfriends, for all the nice
guys who are overlooked, underestimated, and unappreciated, for all the nice
guys who are manipulated, misled, and unjustly abandoned, this is for you.







This is for that time she left 40 urgent messages on your cell phone,
and when you called her back, she spent three hours painstakingly
dissecting two sentences her boyfriend said to her over dinner. And even though you
thought her boyfriend was a chump and a jerk, you assured her that it was all
ok and she shouldn’t worry about it. This is for that time she interrupted the
best killing spree you’d ever orchestrated in Halo2 to rant about a rumor
that romantically linked her and the guy she thinks is the most repulsive
person in the world. And even though you thought it was immature and you had
nothing against the guy, you paused the game for two hours and helped
her concoct a counter-rumor to spread around the floor. This is also for
that time she didn’t have a date, so after numerous vows that there was
nothing “serious” between the two of you, she dragged you to a party where you
knew nobody, the beer was awful, and she flirted shamelessly with you,
justifying each fit of reckless teasing by announcing to everyone: “oh, but we’re
just friends!” And even though you were invited purely as a symbolic warm
body for her ego, you went anyways. Because you’re nice like that.







The nice guys don’t often get credit where credit is due. And perhaps
more disturbing, the nice guys don’t seem to get laid as often as they
should. And I wish I could logically explain this trend, but I can’t. From what
I have observed on campus and what I have learned from talking to friends
at other schools and in the workplace, the only conclusion I can form is
that many girls are just illogical, manipulative bitches. Many of them claim
they just want to date a nice guy, but when presented with such a specimen,
they say irrational, confusing things such as “oh, he’s too nice to date” or
“he would be a good boyfriend but he’s not for me” or “he already puts up
with so much from me, I couldn’t possibly ask him out!” or the most
frustrating of all: “no, it would ruin our friendship.” Yet, they continue to
lament the lack of datable men in the world, and they expect their
too-nice-to-date male friends to sympathize and apologize for the men that are jerks.
Sorry, guys, girls like that are beyond my ability to fathom. I can’t figure
out why the connection breaks down between what they say (I want a nice
guy!) and what they do (I’m going to sleep with this complete ass now!). But
one thing I can do, is say that the nice-guy-finishes-last phenomenon
doesn’t last forever. There are definitely many girls who grow out of that
train of thought and realize they should be dating the nice guys, not taking
them for granted. The tricky part is finding those girls, and even trickier,
finding the ones that are single.







So, until those girls are found, I propose a toast to all the nice
guys. You know who you are, and I know you’re sick of hearing yourself described
as ubiquitously nice. But the truth of the matter is, the world needs your
patience in the department store, your holding open of doors, your
party escorting services, your propensity to be a sucker for a pretty smile.
For all the crazy, inane, absurd things you tolerate, for all the
situations where you are the faceless, nameless hero, my accolades, my
acknowledgement, and my gratitude go out to you. You do have credibility in this
society, and your well deserved vindication is coming.




Repost if you're a nice guy or...
a female that does appreciate the nice guys


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