2014-06-19 [Sunrose]: You and your curdled milk make me sick!
2014-06-19 [Mortified Penguin]: I'm pretty sure it's mostly just the curdled milk though.
2014-06-20 [Avaz]: Well, when life gives you curdled milk, make butter.
Wait, what do you mean that's not how butter's made? :/
2014-06-20 [Mortified Penguin]: Wait, it's not? So I've been force feeding my wife curdled milk toast all these years? I just thought she was being coy when she would yell and put up a fight every morning and insist that she didn't know who I was and ask why I was shoving a moldy bread smeared with rotten milk in her face... this explains so much... *wanders off to contemplate his life*...
2014-06-24 [Sunrose]: Pssh we all know she's got you on a leash.
2014-08-13 [Mortified Penguin]: Duh, leashes are kinky.
2014-08-13 [Avaz]: Except when the leash has those metal spikes on it. Then it's just tired and played out.
2014-08-13 [Mortified Penguin]: Unless you turn the spiked collar inside out. Then it becomes really kinky! Though, you may just puncture your jugular.
2014-08-14 [Avaz]: True on both counts. :D
2015-05-18 [Mortified Penguin]: You guys... we've finally done it.
2015-06-10 [Pillowthief]: Pierced the jugular?
2015-10-24 [Company Awesome]: Oh my god, we did! It's time to move on to Phase 2: Take Over Poland.
2020-08-25 [Mortified Penguin]: ...we have failed.
2020-08-25 [Sunrose]: Was bound to happen sooner or later...
2020-08-25 [Mortified Penguin]: Can we at least still take Poland though?
2020-08-26 [Sunrose]: Why would you take a country halfway across the globe from where you are though? O.o
2020-08-26 [Mortified Penguin]: *British Monarchs glance around nervously*
2020-08-26 [Sunrose]: They have eyes? O.o
2022-02-04 [Sunrose]: Twice!