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2008-12-12 15:10:35
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My Girlfriend's a dick magnet My Girlfriend's gotta have it
She's hot, can't stop, up on stage, doing shots, Tip the man he'll
Ring the bell, get her drunk she'll scream like hell.
Dirty girl, gettin' down, dance with guys from outta town.
Grab her ass, actin' tough. Mess with her, she'll fuck you up.
No one really knows if she's drunk or if she's stoned, but she's
Comin' back to my place tonite!

She likes to shake her ass she grinds it to the beat
She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth
I like to strip her down she's naughty to the end
You know what she is, no doubt about it
She's a bad, bad girlfriend!

Red thong, Party's on, Love this song, sing along.
Come together, leave alone, see you later back at home
No one really knows if she's drunk or is she's stoned
But she's coming back to my place tonite. I say
No one really knows just how far she's gonna go,
But I'm gonna find out later tonite

She likes to shake her ass she grinds it to the beat
She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth
I like to strip her down she's naughty to the end
You know what she is, no doubt about it
She's a bad, bad girlfriend!

Doesn't take her long to make things right.
But does it make her wrong to
Have the time of her life. the time of her life
My girlfriend's a dick magnet My girlfriend's gotta have it

She's a gold digger now you figure out it's over, pull the trigger.
Futures finished, there it went, savings gone,
The money spent

I look around and all I see is, no good, bad and ugly,
Man she's hot and fixed to be, the future
Ex-Miss Connolly!

She likes to shake her ass she grinds it to the beat
She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth
I like to strip her down she's naughty to the end
You know what she is, no doubt about it
She's a bad, bad girlfriend!

She's a bad, bad girlfriend.
She's a bad, bad girlfriend.

"Bad Girl Friend" Theory of a Dead Man

i am the monkey god! the world is only as big as you make it. i think that everyone needs a hug. The line between funcrazy, and actually insane is one i tend to fall on often. people need to get over other peoples desisions on weather to be gay, strait or bye, people should be able to go through life happy! I respect everyone that has the courage to be themself!

My Name is Heather, I love music, photography, randomness, and my friends.
I'm the peace maker, i have no time for fake people, love is my thing, I'm trying to learn how to play the guitar. Be my friend, or be my enamy... It's your choice. I love you

Music

Fall Out Boy
Panic At The Disco
My Chemical Romace
Hollywood Undead
The Police
Aiden
AC/DC
Flight Of The Concords
The Offspring
Sublime
Metro Station
The Steve Miller Band
Slipknot
Good Charolette

Sex is like math. If they're under 13 do them in your head.
       -Bo Bunrham (New Math Rehab Center For Fictional Charactors)



Mountain Dew Condoms- Do The Do
Blasphernous condoms- Makes Everything Harder
Ritz Condoms- It's All In The Mix


I was forced to i swear.... Ok.. If you had me in a room for 24 hrs and could do what ever you wanted to & or with me what would you do?
Just Answer the damn question :P



If God wanted everyone to be sober he wouldn't have invented alcohol!!!

(I know The Irish did...just trying to prove a point)

[92% percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing your ass off.]

I love this song! so amazing!

"Bad Girl Friend" Theory of a Dead Man

"Roxanne
you don't have to put on the red light,
those days are over
you don't have to sell your body to the night"
- The Police

"Every little thing she does is magic
Everything she do just turns me on
Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know my love for her goes on"
- Th Police




      " TO A GODDESS"

  When in my thoughts I see your face,
  My heart pours out in tender care,
  And all your beauty and your grace
  Lift me far up on Heaven's stair.

  For I see you with Spirit eye,
  With love that never fades, but grows
  to fill all space beneath the sky--
  with fragrance sweet as any Rose!
  
        Baba
         
        4-17-08
"My song is simple, my words are sweet,
Love, and Peace, Hopes,
and Dreams. My world is Riping at
its Seams. Being Broken, but holding tight.
Bleeding Wings Taking Flight."

  Me
    10-30-08

[98% of teens say the words "I Love You" Without meaning it...if you are a part of that other 2% put this on Your house.]



[92% of teens moved on to rap music. If you're part of the 8% that rock out, repost this.]

I'm Waiting For A Rainy Day :]

I attend high school, yup i'm just a jr a yr and a 1/2 left

If you hold my hand when we're walking alone don't let go...please...i'm affraid of the dark


I have fun dressing crazy, and acting like i have a few screws loose! I love it when people think I'm a complete and total loonatic!
I love to act out seens from movies, i like to with friends, but when it comes to the sword fights....... ummm.... I asm so sorry J, next time duck, i don't want you to have a huge bruise on your neck ;)!

[Don't EVER leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one they love. Tonight your true love will realize how much they love you between 1 & 4 in the morning, and tomorrow the shock of your life will occur. If you break the chain then you will have bad luck, so copy and paste within 1 minute]

"And the rain will kill us all
If we throw ourselves against the wall
But no one else can see
The preservation of the martyr in me"

      -Slipknot


My friends are like me but when it comes to random i am queen! I fall in and out of love like every one else, but i think that i have the ability to just take a hit and keep running along!

To those who are my friends, thank you. To those who lie to me, and act like children, please remember, no matter what there is always someone watching you. And don't talk to me if you don't want to be my friend. i don't care if you don't it won't hurt me.

[Go for the ones that call you beautiful, because when someone says you're hot it usualy means that you have a feaver...and those do not last long]

I'm, in my own little world and no one has the power to get me out of it!

I'm living the life that i want and i'm having a good time letting people think i'm crazy!

Life is the one thing that we can make perfect.


BE CRAZY!!!

Aswer It And Send It To Me Please:D
1.Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Are you going to put this on your house and see what I say about you?




Guy"Can we have sex right now?"
Girl: "Can we do what?"
Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"
Girl: "Um.....no."
Guy: "Why?"
Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......."
Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won' tell."
Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."
Guy: "I'm not special to you?"
Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."
Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.

5 minutes pass.......

Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.
Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me?"
Guy: tries to kiss her.
Girl: screams, "Would you stop."
Guy: continues trying.
Girl: moves to the back seat

Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.
Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."
Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.
Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."
Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".
Girl: crying, continues to fight.
Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.
Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"
Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.

An hour passes.........

Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.
Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, sobbing.
Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.
Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."
Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.

2 months later.........

Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."
Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."
Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.
Doctor: "You are pregnant."
Girl: faints.

The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."

The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant....then he lied about it. So completely depressed......the girl commits suicide by drug overdose.......

Girls, if this story touched you, repost it as "That's Mucked up"
Guys, if this story touched you, repost it as "I'll kill any guy who does this to my girl or any girl




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