2013-04-11 [kians mummy]: 0121 FUCKING DO ONE
2013-04-19 [SoulOfSet]: HAHAHAHA :D
2013-04-23 [Stephen]: I don't want to clutter the Guards wiki, so I'm saying it here, but it is in response to the mention of Elfpack on that page.
Sammie -- keep anything Elfpack related off anything not Elfpack. I've told you that multiple times. You want to put it in an apply to the crew, then fine, but otherwise do not use it to scrounge for work here or defend yourself. Your actions, as a member of the Elfpack Council, reflect the site and Council as a whole, and if you begin to tarnish that reputation you will no longer be in a position to be able to speak for the Council or for Elfpack on any official basis.
2013-04-23 [Viking]: Hey, that's a good satirical article!
2013-04-24 [Teufelsweib]: I'd like her to point out Czech republic on a map first xD
2013-04-24 [Triola]: At least that was satire, this is not :P
2013-04-24 [Paul Doyle]: If only Elfpack could recognize its full satirical potential . . .
2013-06-05 [Atossa]: oy!
2013-06-05 [Mortified Penguin]: yo!
2013-06-11 [Mortified Penguin]: Bonnaroo. Anyone going?
2013-06-11 [Viking]: Is Buckaroo Banzai's band playing?
2013-06-11 [Mortified Penguin]: YES.
2013-06-11 [Mortified Penguin]: Also, Paul McCartney.
2013-06-11 [Viking]: Oh, well, McCartney ruins it for me.
2013-06-11 [Avaz]: He ruins it for everyone except old people.
2013-06-11 [Mortified Penguin]: This is true, apparently.
Also, Mumford & Sons, Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers, BJÖRK, Wilco Pretty Lights, R. Kelly, WU-TANG CLAN, Daniel Tosh, The National, The Lumineers David Byrne & St. Vincent, Passion Pit, The xx, Nas, Bob Saget, Kendrick Lamar, Grizzly Bear Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Animal Collective, Of Monsters and Men, Empire of the Sun Rock n' Soul Dance Party Superjam featuring Jim James, John Oates, Zigaboo Modeliste (of the Meters), Preservation Hall Jazz Band, Carl Broemel, Bilal, Cyro Baptista, plus very special guest Larry Graham, Superjam with RZA, DJ Jazzy Jeff, Schoolboy Q, Earl Sweatshirt, Solange and Chad Hugo featuring Lettuce plus Special Guests Ed Helms' Bluegrass Situation Superjam with special guests, Billy Idol, Beach House, ZZ Top David Cross, Cat Power, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, A$AP ROCKY, Jim James, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Tame Impala, Wolfgang Gartner, Glen Hansard, Gov't Mule Portugal, The Man, Boys Noize, SAM BUSH & DEL McCOURY, Dwight Yoakam, Foals Maria Bamford, Porter Robinson, Local Natives, Matt & Kim, Dirty Projectors, alt-j Trombone Shorty & Orleans Avenue, John McLaughlin and the 4th Dimension Noam Pikelny & Friends, Amadou & Mariam, Father John Misty, Baroness The Tallest Man on Earth, A-Trak, Walk The Moon, Preservation Hall Jazz Band, The Vaccines Earl Sweatshirt, Conspirator, Paper Diamond, Holy Ghost!, Divine Fits, Mike Birbiglia Purity Ring, Swans, Solange, Frank Turner and the Sleeping Souls, Big K.R.I.T., Allen Stone Araabmuzik, Cults, Ed Helms’ Whisky Sour Radio Hour, Lee Fields & the Expressions Fatoumata Diawara, Two Gallants, The Sheepdogs, Scott Aukerman and Reggie Watts, Four Tet, Calexico ALO with special guests, JAPANDROIDS, Death Grips, Eric Andre, Wild Nothing John Fullbright, Django Django, HAIM, The Polyphonic Spree, Bustle In Your Hedgerow Nikki Glaser, Killer Mike, Ariel Pink, Improvised Shakespeare Company, Action Bronson Clockwork, twenty one pilots, Chris Gethard, Reptar, DIIV, Michael Winslow, Black Prairie Milo Greene, Michael Che, Lord Huron, Futurebirds, Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit, Delta Rae Charli XCX, Kyle Dunnigan, Jeff the Brotherhood, Drew Holcomb and the Neighbors Sea Wolf, JD McPherson, James Adomian, Trixie Whitley, Deap Vally, Patrick Watson Jared Logan, Nicki Bluhm & the Gramblers, The Stepkids, The Rubens, Aoife O'Donovan Bombino, Jerrod Carmichael, Bernhoft, Cristela Alonzo, Atta Unsar, DJ Jazzy Jeff, DJ Keebz DJ Logic, DJ Sam Spiegel of N.A.S.A., Jared Dietch, Jonny Santos Chad Hugo + Daniel Biltmore = MSSL CMMND, Vacationer (DJ Set), Y Luv, Alanna Royale Alice & the Glass Lake, Andrew Duhon, Bean, Bri Heart ft Jervy Hou, Capital Cities Casey Crescenzo (of The Dear Hunter), Cat Martino, Chris Stapleton, Cloney Daniel Romano & The Trilliums, Ex-Cops, He's My Brother, She's My Sister, Houndmouth, JAMES McCARTNEY, Jillette Johnson, Jonny Fritz, Kacey Musgraves, Kyng, LiL iFFy Little Red Lung, Lucius, Luxury Liners, Mac DeMarco, Maps & Atlases, Matrimony, Milow Naia Kete, NOCONA, ON an ON, Peanut Butter Lovesicle, Ranch Ghost, Rayland Baxter, Ri¢hie Royal Thunder, Ryan Montbleau Band, Simo, Sons of Fathers, Staying For The Weekend Stop Light Observations, The Mowgli's, The Revivalists, Tiny Victories, Von Grey, Wake Owl White Lung, William Tyler, Soul Khan, Jeni Suk, Black Violin, and Knower will also be there.
2013-06-11 [Viking]: Bob Saget? Fuck yeah!
2013-06-17 [Shmrckle]: i want.. er.. could you.. um