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2013-09-02 [Firewolfgirl]: Hey everyone I'm new here
2013-09-02 [Firewolfgirl]: Can someone talk to meh
2013-09-02 [Lirerial]: Hi :-)
2013-09-02 [CuteCommander]: Hello newby!
2013-10-08 [shadow_walker]: Hello all I am looking for a few people to help me out with the making and running of a new rp.Please if your interested in the idea message me
2013-12-09 [~Nox~]: Darkness Reigns is a mature roleplay set in 2072 with a heavy mix of sci-fi and modern fantasy. We will be starting soon and are looking to expand our player base for a successful launch.
2014-03-25 [Mortified Penguin]: Bob's Diner is Elftown's oldest, most active, and most popular roleplaying game. For nearly a decade now, we've had a massive number of people come join in the fun and play in the guise of anything from a simple customer to a giant tax robot to a corpse and even a sexy manager! To join the roleplaying action, you simply post in the comment section, instead of on the actual wiki, like most other Elftown roleplaying games. At B's D, the wiki itself serves as nothing more than a background to the comments. It's just a freely editable wall including "workers" (roleplayers and what their character is), a gag menu for the sake of making it more like an actual diner, and a number of interesting notes and messages from different Elftowners that have been added over the years. In this roleplay, anything goes. Crude humor, non sequiturs, changing characters, multiple characters, smut, god moding, and basically whatever else you feel like doing. The plot is nothing more than a group of individuals hanging out in a gross, weird diner, where stupid, but often funny, stuff happens daily. There is no set time or place for the roleplay either, as Bob's Diner transcends both time and space and is a universe unto itself with an infinite number of bathrooms and floors, despite that we apparently have no roof or walls or floorboards. B's D is simultaneously both inside and outside of Elftown. The setting is quantum in nature and can change simply by observation. Even words themselves are often personified and given personalities, depending on the situation and the need for their corporeal existence.
You don't have to sign up or become a member or anything, just post in the comment section and you're in. Your default character will be a customer named after your Elftown username. To become something else, you need only state what you wish to be and by the magic of pretending, you become that thing. To control your character, generally you have to use actions set in between two asterisks, like so:
With that comment, there is an understood "Mort", my character, before the "eats ramen". Sometimes, character names are also used in the action for more clarification, like so:
*Mort eats some damn ramen*
You may also control other people's characters in the same manner. For example:
*Misty catches fire and burns to the ground hilariously*
The type and style of roleplaying can change from person to person or even character to character, depending on how dissociative your flimsy identity may be. There is no required style and any way you choose to describe your actions, if at all, is acceptable. There are also a number of controllable NPC's, such as Paco, various customers, the health inspector, the zombies, Misty's corpse, Jesus, Hitler, and many others as well as quest items, like the Cloak of Poor Defense, MSHQFTOS, and the fabled Turnip Sack of infinite Turnips. And don't forget, at B's D, there are no walls 1, 2, or 3, so don't expect there to be a fourth.
Just be sassy and don't take anything too seriously and you'll fit right in!
2014-07-16 [Figgy]: Sure thing!
2014-07-16 [Nioniel]: Thank you!
2014-07-16 [Freya's Eyden]: No thank you for working on the page!
2014-07-16 [Nioniel]: :3
2014-07-17 [Mortified Penguin]: Bob's Diner is totally a roleplay. :(
2014-07-17 [Nioniel]: "roleplay".
2014-07-17 [Mortified Penguin]: *runs away crying and also on fire*
2014-07-17 [Nioniel]: Shush.
2014-07-17 [Stephen]: "Bob's Diner is totally a(n) roleplay insane asylum."