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Pirate Pickup Lines







Top Ten Pickup lines

for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one chat-up line for Talk Like a Pirate Day is...
1. Prepare to be boarded.




Bonus pickup lines

(when the ones above don't work, as they often won't)

They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.

You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?

Wanna shiver me timbers?

I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.

Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.

That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.

Let's get together and haul some keel.

That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.




Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates


10. What are YOU doing here?

9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)

8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!

7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"

6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!

5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"

4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!

3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!

2. RAMMING SPEED!

...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:
1. You. Pants Off. Now!




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2006-09-19 [Jewl]: I love the #1 Women's Pick-Up line. It doesn't just work for pirates, either!

2007-09-19 [Pillowthief]: Yes, but we claim it.

2007-09-19 [Self-Destruct]: Lol, this is awesome. You guys should do more "Talk Like a..." for a day thing. I bet you actually use the pick-up lines, though.

2007-09-19 [Sidewalk Chalk]: Haha. This is just great.

2008-09-19 [Diamond]: very nice. I like the men's lines ever so much better, but very nice.

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