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Member #99418 created: 2004-11-30 22:22:26Simple URL:   

Name: Mike



POOB your my hero !!!

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[Bumbo] Joe in the yankee hat wakling away, Anthony's pushing Ashley [unknown insanity] and Tom in the back getting snowballs while i'm doing the 1,2 Step yes i said the 1,2 Step outside the school...i think Jessica [sweet thang69] took this pic (it was always a blurry pic)

About Me

First take my quiz

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My quiz's and stuff no longer on my house ...Ching's Castle i have a picture to add but ...sadly i can't

Layers :

-- Name: Michael K.K. Stough
-- Nickname: Ching
-- Birth date: 07/23/88
-- Birthplace: Hudson,new york
-- Current location: Coxsackie
-- Eye color: Blue
-- Hair color: brownish black
-- Height: about 5' 10"
-- Righty or lefty: right

-- Your heritage: ummm...German irish
-- Your weakness: besides my balls ?
-- Your fears:dying and being alone when i'm older
-- Your perfect pizza: just peperoni and cheese
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: idk

-- Your most overused phrase on AIM: "ok" and "yeah"
-- Your thoughts when you first wake up:'s to early...i'm go back to bed..
-- Your best physical feature: idk
-- Your bedtime: whenever i fall asleep
-- Your most missed memory: idk

-- Soda: Sprite
-- Fast food joint: mcdonald's
-- Single or group dates: never been on a date
-- Adidas or Nike: Adidas
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neastea
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla and chochalate mixed
-- Cappuccino or coffee: i hate coffee

-- Smoke: hell no
-- Cuss: yeah
-- Sing: yea
-- Take a shower every day: durr
-- Have a crush(es): maybe
-- Do you think you've been in love: yea
-- Want to go to college: yea...dont know what for yet...but i want to go to college
-- Like high school: not really....yeah it's boring but better then the middle school
-- Want to get married: yeah
-- Believe in yourself: yeah
-- Get motion sickness: nope never
-- Think you're attractive: still hope so
-- Think you're a health freak: no HELL NO *points at s.o. and laughs *
-- Get along with your parents: sometimes
-- Like thunderstorms: hell yea
-- Play an instrument: drums

In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: no
-- Smoked: no
-- Done a drug: no
-- Had sex: no
-- Made out: no
-- Gone on a date: no
-- Gone to the mall: yes
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: i love oreos
-- Eaten sushi: no
-- Been on stage: no
-- Gone skating: No there's snow
-- Made homemade cookies: no
-- Gone skinny-dipping: THE WATER WAS COLD OK cuz well it's umm WINTER
-- Dyed your hair: no
-- Stolen anything: no comment

-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: yeah
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: no
-- Been caught doing something: yeah
-- Been called a tease: no
-- Gotten beaten up: NO
-- Shoplifted: who told you that
-- Changed who you were to fit in: not really

-- Age you hope to be married: before 25
-- Numbers and names of children: less then 4
-- Describe your dream wedding: umm...idk
-- How do you want to die: during sex when i'm 80
-- Where do you want to go to college: idk...
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: idk...
-- What country would you most like to visit: greece

In a guy/girl...
-- Best eye color: blue
-- Best hair color: Red
-- Short or long hair: long
-- Height: between 5'4and 5'8
-- Best weight: between 100and 140
-- Best articles of clothing: thong lol
-- Best first date location: france or a expensive resterant
-- Best first kiss location: at the resterant or somthing ?

-- Number of drugs taken illegally: none....durr
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: 8
-- Number of CDs that I own: alot
-- Number of piercing: 2
-- Number of tattoos: none
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: maybe like be surprised if there was many more
-- Number of scars on my body: a lot...too many to count
-- Number of things in my past that I regret:

:x: Name =Mike k.k Stough
:x: Nikename = Ching
:x: Birthday =july 23,1988
:x: Age = 16
:x: City = Coxsackie
:x: Height = 5'10
:x: Shoe size = 12 1/2
:x: Hair color = brownish black
:x: School = Coxsackie-athens high school
:x: Sign =Leo
:x: Aim = Ching6996s
:x: Yahoo= Ching6996s
:x: Of siblings = 3 if you count me 4 if you count the abortion ...i'd have a 29 year old brother
:x: Of pets = 5
:x: Of shoes = 6 but only wear one
:x: Of piercings =2 but im gonna get more soon :)
:x: Of exgirlfriends = 20 ?
:x: Of times I have been in love? = 3
:x: Of times I have had my heart broken? = alot by the same person
:x: Of hearts I have broken? = how would i know
:x: Of girls I have kissed? = idk..
:x: Of people I trust ? = maybe 8
:x: Of people I consider my enemies? = if you don't like me i don't like you
:x: Of times my name has appeared in the newspaper? = 1
:x: Of scars on my body? = tons
:x: Of things in my past that I regret? =alot like my new earring it hurts really bad
:x: Movie you rented = i rent and buy a new movies every week
:x: Song that was stuck in your head = don't believe in me
:x: Person you've called =???
:x: Person that called you = ????
:x: Person you were thinking of =some1 hehe
:x: You have a crush on someone = yes
:x: You wish you could live somewhere else = yes
:x: You think about suicide = no
:x: Others find you attractive = i hope so
:x: You want more piercings = yes
:x: You drink = depends
:x: You do drugs =no..
:x: You smoke = no
:x: You like cleaning = no
:x: You like roller coasters = yes!
:x: You write in cursive or print = print
:x: Music = Rock, Techno, some Rap
:x: Bands = i'll tell you them later
:x: Songs = Give it All, Bad Touch, sic transit gloria glory fades
:x: Type of movie : Action, Suspence, Comedy but i'll watch anything once
:x: Movie = theres soo many
:x: Actor = seann william scott and matt damon
:x: Actress=carmen electra & amy smart
:x: Tv show =Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Simpsons, anything on Adult Swim
:x: Channel = Fuse, Comedy Central
:x: Game system : Xbox
:x: Game = Any thing that has a weapon or something to drive
:x: Animals or Creature = Dragons, tigers, Big Dogs : Hate little dogs and cats
:x: Car = Porche, Nissan 350z, goes150+ and isn't american beside Viper, Mustang, Crossfire
:x: Food = pizza and pork cutlets
:x: Thing to do = Listin to music hang out wit friends flash people and annoy them Football Team Track Team
attempting to make a jackass wiki if i get around to it
:x: Thing to talk about = i'll talk about everything if i know about it
:x: Sports = Football and baseball olympics when it's on
:x: Drinks = coke , sprite , dr.pepper
:x: Clothes = whatevers comfortable
:x: Holiday = Halloween and Christmas
:x: Word = francesco, penis
:x: Saying =Ishyaboodie, What you goin do ?, P.U.L.T, Pray That You Will Stay Alive and others
:x: Color =Royal Blue
:x: 2nd = Blood Red
:x: 3rd =Black, Gray,White
:x: Things collect = dragons and tiger statues, and Weapons like swords
:x: Number = 69 21 11
:x: Ever cried over a girl = maybe
:x: Ever cried over a boy = no
:x: Ever been in a fist fight = yeah
:x: Ever been arrested = yeah
:x: Ever been on a talk show = no
:x: Are you scared of = dying!
:x: Time do you wake up = whenever i feel like it or on school days 4:50
:x: Reminds you of your past = pictures, songs,and stories
:x: Makes you think = everything
:x: Funny = sumtimes
:x: Friendly = yeah
:x: Amusing = i guess
:x: Lovable = sure y not
:x: Caring = sumtimes
:x: Sweet = maybe
:x: Dorky = maybe
:x: Ditzy = no
:x: Smart = not really...
:x: Understanding = yea
:x: Entertaining= sumtimes
:x: perverted = i'm Really perverted
:x: short tempered= yeah
[:x: bands = Alien ant farm, Alkaline trio, Anthrax, Atreyu, Avenged Sevenfold, American head Charge, As i lie dying Beastie boys, Blink 182, Bloodhound gang, Blur, Brand new , Bravery ,Cannibal Corpse, Cender, Chemical romance, Chevelle, CKY, Coheed & Cambria,Crystal Method gang, Deftones, Dimmu Borgi, Drimx, Dozen Furies, Evergreen terrace, Electric six, Fall out boy, Fear factory, Filter, funeral for a friend, Hot action cop, He is Legend,Hawthorne hieghts ,Ill Nino, Jimmy's chiken shack, Korn, Killswitch engage, Lamb of god, Le tigre, Letter kills,Mudvayne, Manntis, Muse No one, Offsprings, Perfect circle, Quarashi, Ra, Rammstien, S.t.u.n, Saliva, Skindred, Slipknot, Smiths,Soil, Spineshank,Static-x, Stellarstar, Stone sour, Superjoint ritual, Taking back sunday, Tears for fears, Transplant, Tricky, Trebal Charger, Used, Unwritten law, Vast, Vines,]

Online Friends

[NeVeR tOo LaTe]
[M'embrasser, le bébé!]
[Attention! Myspace.]
[And her eyes lit up as she saw the dawn]
[~* Tyler's*Princess *~]
[miss Lindsey]
[And who says beauty cant be broken//]

Freinds From School

[mataro keba]
[unknown insanity]
[Denny Jojomojolojo]
[The Bloodiest Vampire]
[hung by an angel]

A Sad Story to End With

10th grade
As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called "best friend". I stared at her long, silky hair, and wished she was mine. But she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. After class, she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before and handed them to her. She said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I wanted to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

11th grade
The phone rang. On the other end, it was her. She was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart. She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone, so I did. As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her soft eyes, wishing she was mine. After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie, and three bags of chips, she decided to go to sleep. She looked at me, said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Senior year

The day before prom she walked to my locker. "My date is sick" she said; "he's not going to go." Well, I didn't have a date, and in 7th grade, we made a promise that if neither of us had dates, we would go together just as "best friends". So we did. Prom night, after everything was over, I was standing at her front door step! I stared at her as she smiled at me and stared at me with her crystal eyes. I want her to be mine, but she isn't think of me like that, and I know it. Then she said "I had the best time, thanks!" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Graduation Day
A day passed, then a week, then a month. Before I could blink, it was graduation day. I watched as her perfect body floated like an angel up on stage to get her diploma. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. Before everyone went home, she came to me in her smock and hat, and cried as I hugged her. Then she lifted her head from my shoulder and said, "you're my best friend, thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

A Few Years Later
Now I sit in the pews of the church. That girl is getting married now. I watched her say "I do" and drive off to her new life, married to another man. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn`t see me like that, and I knew it. But before she drove away, she came to me and said "you came!". She said "thanks" and kissed me on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Years passed, I looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to be my "best friend". At the service, they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years. This is what it read: I stare at him wishing he was mine, but he doesn't notice me like that, and I know it. I want to tell him, I want him to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love him but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. I wish he would tell me he loved me! I wish I did too... I thought to my self, and I cried.

Age: 19Year of birth: 1988Month of birth: 7Day of birth: 23

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Orc
Elftownworldmap 40°8.628'N 79°1.944'W

Place of living: USA-New York

Town: Middle of now where

Known languages

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: No

Favorite URL: Funnyjunk and newgrounds

Elftown crew wannabe: Yes

Favorite drawing objects

Computer interests
action gameschatmusic
strategy games

heavy metalhip hopnew age
popprogressive metalpunk

Other interests
chasing the preferred sexcrime storiesdogs
watching sport

Civil status: involved

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: muscular

Height: 177

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