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Name: Tom Craft
Ew, don't look up my nose! I LOVE my eyes here.
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|Town Drunk||Street child||Adventurer|
[Hello everyone. Sorry if you sent me messages or relation requests or something like that. I havn't been on Elftown since Augest of 2005 because of family problems, then I forgot my login information and just remembered it today (March 2006). I have a MySpace that I am constantly updating and changing, so if you would like to learn or about me or...something like that, check it out while I update this! http://www.myspace.com/broken_soul115 (that's an L and two "one"s).
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A WIKI ABOUT ME, MADE BY....WELL, SOMEONE ELSE BUT I PUT A LOT OF CRAP ON THERE...ANYWAYZ, A LOT OF STUFF THAT I WOULD LIKE TO PUT ON HERE BUT CAN'T CUZ OF STUPID PRESENTATION SIZE LIMITS CAN BE FOUND THERE. HAHAHA [Hedda], THERE'S ALWAY'S A WAY AROUND THE SYSTEM! ANYWAY, ONE MORE TIME....WIKI IS tom luvrs united
[porn star names]
omg read these..they're so hilarious!
[Porn Star Name
Hey, let's see what our porn names would be. It's easy. Just take your FIRST PET'S NAME for your new first name. Your last name would be the FIRST STREET YOU LIVED ON, or the first you can remember. Let's see what we come up with. Just copy and paste this and add yours! Have fun!
Chelsea- Hammie Marylin..... oh my fucking god.... im gonna pee my pants....lol
Paige- Lucy Imperial...or right now my name could be Lover Juniper...Thats hott.
Christina --- Sunny Dauntless! ;) I'm so sexay!
Maryjo- Roxy Sheilds
Eddie - Buster Inez ....... that sounds real
Sergio - I'd be Rocky Mills, or Spike, I'd probly just go with the first names, hahaha, that or Thunderloins!
GRLRCRX ~ Daisy Indigo or Jennifer Indigo, they both sound cute! I
think I'll go by that from now on! ;)
J SCRATCH- LOBO COOLAGE
KARLINA - Chino LaMaida. Geeze... that's TERRIBLE! That's not even a bad girl's porn name... that's a bad MAN'S porn name. Well... lucky for me, I AM a man... a BAD man!! *sly grin*
ROCROK- my bird's name was baby... and i on lived louisianna ave... but you can call me "BABY LUIE"..lol
Amber~sunny jewel~~ umm ok thats kinda of a weird name but ok
Mason- Dusty Shadow....dayum...you know you want some of this...ahah www.myspace.com/lostshadow
jessica- BEARDOG MAPLE...uhm dont work very well..
Tarl - Buster Dogwood. At your service.
Megan - Yoda Keys ... hott!! LOL
Eric- Lucky Washington- damn straight!
Ben - Niko East
Chris - Pork School
Christina- JR North
Steve- Baby Power
Nicole - Dutchess Lancaster :P classy of course
Giuseppi - George Darby - thats great lol sounds like a porn star :P
Ayiana ~ Princess Mayfield
Chelsea- two options two female cats lol... Star Dewey, or Chloe Dewey
Lisa - Domino 178 (doesn't seem to quite work...maybe i'm a phone sex operator with that name)
Lori- Pandora Barrister LMAO..niiiiice
Cody~tigerlily .... Amber
arineh- Bucky Myrtle... thats hott
Christine- Billy Rosemary(how lesbian is that?)=P
Joe- l'd be TEDDY PEKIN, weird name huh?
Alexandra- Pookie Giles........OMG! that is fucking hilarious
scoles~ Freddy Carskaddon
Stephanie ~ Odie Hunter
Bryant Mason ~ Sabastian Church......with a name like that should I get a penis pump.
X-Fae ~ It would either be Doom Anthony or Kittie Anthony (seeing as how I never had a pet until I moved in with Shaun and he has two cats)
brandi ~ Tiger Christian
Liz- Casey Latonia.... or right now it would be Athena Bluestem.... hehehe
Valerie ~ Lady Dixie *would be the first one..lol* right now would be Zoie Colburn..*hehehe*
Dave -- Patches Summerset
Charlie--Bruiser Chestnut, but my friends call me Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
Danny- Woody Greenbrier...aka mike hawksbig
Kristina- Lady Tigertail (teehee... i like it)
Amy- Satan Hardy (hmmm, not so hot, my dad had a doberman named Satan)
Jesse - Deedee 5th Hell yeah, Im just a statistic
Mike----> Wooder 116th? That sucks, I sound like a GAY porn star! Ok second choice...Smokey Acacia... Maybe I just shouldn't be a porn star. Oh well
Melissa ~ Coco Carlin, yeah That's Hot!
Jason- Pepper San Altos... sounds hot...tastes even better!
Brandy- Gracey Walnut........ummm ok
Tits McGee..... Pyewacket Caminito Vera...this didn't really work for me ;)
~Jason~..... Allen Lancaster.. Now thats a porn name if i ever heard one!
Carrie ---- Lady Camino *grins* I like that one
~Tom~---> Muffin Rout 9G...ew that sucks...i think that's my sister's thong size! my last house would have been Slinky Oak, but i dont think that's any better...sounds like a disease!! My dad's house would either be Jada Crystal (what, now i'm drag?), Cloe Crystal, or Zoe Crystal...or Tucker Olivet, the russian luverboi...take ur pick!]
[sh!t that bugz me:]
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid 5 bucks to come to the theatre and stare at the fuckin ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
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i am a member of the darkside! muaa-haa-haa!
[What's the one thing you believe in most strongly?]
Everyone is unique. Be true to yourself and don't let anyone tell you that your way of living is the wrong way. Also, don't change for ANYONE!!! So, I guess you could say the thing I most strongly believe in is individuality and anticonformestism (<--- i just made that word up, does it make sense?!?).
Also, there is no such thing as "normal."
[Describe an experience you'll never forget.]
My grandmother (54) was driving me to my cousin's house and I was listening to a rap song, god knows why! Anywaz, I didn't know that she knows the words. I was looking around and when it got to the part of the song that yells "Mother f***er!", she yelled it too and it took me a while to figure out she had been singing along with the song; I thought she had hit sonething!
Nickname?] Depends on the crowd i'm with
Eyes?] light/sometimes dark blue
Favorite color?] Red, black, and dark blue
Religion?] Atheist...if you can even call Atheism a type of religion b/c actually, its supposed to be the ABSENCE of religion!
Pets?] My friend that I live with has a dog and a bird.
Ever had sex?] Yesh
Piercings?] I've got my ear done. I also want to pierce my nose, nipple, and belly-button. :P
Ever smoked pot?] Yeah...
Do you drink?] When I party
Favorite subject in school?] I'm out of school. Whoop whoop!
Worst subject(s)?] math and science
Favorite movie?] "Trainspotting," "Enough," "The Next Best Thing," "Lemony Snicket's: A Series of Unfortunate Events," "American History X," "Latter Days," "The Phantom of the Opera"
Favorite actor?] don't have one...don't need one
Favorite actress?] Idk
Favorite song?] I don't know right now.
Favorite male body part:] Do you REALLY wanna know? ;)
In my sparetime I...?] I work two jobs, what's "spare time?"
Looking?] I guess so, Idk. There's this one guy...but he lives in England! :*(
Tattoos?] Sadly, no, not until I turn 18 (May 5th) and then can save up the money.
Music?] Rock, Indie, Pop, Hip-hop, punky-kinda stuff
Ever drank blood?] Yeah, when you were on your period! Ew that was DISGUSTING! I'm ashamed of myself.
Most embarrassing moment?] What does MOST mean? I have lots of those!
Painful moment? Emotionally or physically?
Both?] Yes, but I'm not going to discuss either situation.
Blonde moment?] Lots of those, too.
Favorite place?] Idk.
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|Age: 20||Year of birth: 1988||Month of birth: 5||Day of birth: 5|
Fantasy race personality: Elf
Place of living: USA-North Carolina
Town: Elizabeth City
Elfwood artist: No
Elfwood writer: No
Elftown crew wannabe: Yes
Favorite drawing objects
|grunge||heavy metal||hip hop|
|card games||cats||chasing the preferred sex|
Civil status: single
Sexual preference: same sex
Body shape: normal
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