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The Crimson King (I miss the way I used to be. . .)

Member #87505 created: 2004-10-04 17:30:18Simple URL:   

Name: My name is Legion for we are many. . .


Drawing missing.

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Town Drunk


May your first day in Hell last ten thousand years. And may it be the shortest.

One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "You stupid bitch, you were supposed to drive home"
Raise your hand if you're sick of dumb shit like this. Now use that hand to slap the fuck out of whoever has one. Unless I like you, then carry on and I'll ignore it cuz I'm a good friend. ^.^


Sweet and soundless, just as a dove
Death, love and mercy, all from above
How can a god love everyone?
When the world is so awful?
Where so much evil is done?

Such a perfect plan, with precision and poise
Cannot possibly work, for I'll never know joy
How can a god condemn anything?
When it is he who has made us?
His fault that we sin?

Flawed by nature, we were all built to fail
Conceived in a lab between Heaven and Hell
How can a god answer your prayers but not mine?
When you ask for ten?
And I only nine?

Greeted with comfort, pretty in white
They're all waiting for you. Come towards the light
How can a god ruin a life?
When there's so much of it left?
And there's so little time?

How can a god ask you to be someone else?
When you can't live a lie?
And you can't change yourself?

The White Rabbit Society
Guess I'm a wabbit now. Teehee.


Strangers have the BEST candy. . .

I have sex with men. And women on occassion. Don't bother to tell me your opinion on the subject because if I gave a rat's ass what a stranger halfway across the world thinks about my lifestyle, then I got bigger problems than sex with men. . . Save yourself the trouble and just walk away . . .

I've had enough of this world, and it's people's mindless games...

My Wikis~

Hideous Kinky II Invite-only. Ask for invitation if interested. . . Elftown Uggos.
Marked For DeathThe infamous list of Who Should Die By My Hand
Just To Clarify A bit of silliness.
Q and A & Q and A 2More information if you give a shit. . .
To Die ForPics of me, if you wish.
Read This Now My writings and whatnot.
Friends of Crimson My friends.
Pets of Crimson My aminals
Art of Crimson My drawings and such.

Wouldn't it be so much fun to hunt a live person in the woods for sport? Using only your wits and a large, sharp knife to hunt down and kill the most intelligent creature on the face of the Earth? I think it would be AWESOME!!!

The Shit List

(things I don't want to see on your house or in your name)
--How you hate your parents because they grounded you and how you're going to kill yourself. Grow the fuck up.
--A list of your favorite bands ten feet long. The term "favorite" means something you prefer over everything else. You list a thousand bands and it ceases to become a "favorite" situation. Listing every band you can think of is obnoxious and it lowers your already substandard IQ.
--How RANDOM you are. Wow. Of all the things to pride yourself on. Being able to think of things that have absolutely no bearing on ANYTHING. Way to go. You're useless! =)
--Any LABELS. Lables are so fucking stupid and any asshole who would conform to a label like "goth" or "prep" is utterly devoid of individuality and has no soul. Call God and ask for a personality, because you obviously didn't get one.
--Any of the various mispellings of the word 'psycho'. There is a 'p', an 's', a'y', a 'c', an 'h' and an 'o'. IN THAT ORDER.
--The words 'hot', 'sexy', 'pimp', 'juggalo', 'slipknot', 'manson', 'goth', "punk" or either of the numbers '666' or '69'.
More to come. . .


I like long walks on rainy days unless it's raining and I have to walk. Honesty, cars, animals, books, the supernatural, men of course, art, horror and action movies, martial arts, weapons, Legos, Transformers, Chinese and Mexican food and a number of other things I may come back to later.


Being tickled. I don't like being lied to, being used or being put down or made fun of. Who does, right? I also hate people who play mind games or manipulate others to get what they want.

Fetishes and All-Around Kinky Shit

Candle wax [burn me]
Being tied up [bind me]
Being blindfolded [blind me]
Whipped cream and the like [baste me]
Having my nipples sucked. Not really a fetish, but I like it. [Bite Me]
I've also discovered that if I'm really enjoying myself and get into it I like t cause a fair amount of pain. Does that make me a sadist? *giggle* [bow to me]
And I'm all for the regular stuff too, *grin*. [blow me]


I love you
I don't care
I hate you
Come closer
Stay where you are
Go away
Kiss me
Do nothing
Want me
Use me
Leave me
Do whatever you want. It won't
Make me
Change me
Break me

People I like and talk to

[blackjoker876] A bit young for my taste but. . . ;)
[BootySkittles] Since your son came out first, he shall be the one to first experience my *ahem* wrath. Lol.
[breaking hearts never looked so cool] Awwwwwwwww, loooka dat chickeeeeen!!!
[Chocozuma's Revenge] Megan is so sweet, also the best hetero sex I have ever or will ever have. (better than some of the homo sex too actually, no names will be mentioned) Good game. *smack*
[Mischievious Kitty] My most favoritest roomie in da whole wide world *holds out arms to demonstrate Earth's circumference*
[Ms. Fiona] Helllloooo Fionas. . .
[prisoner#81378] Pris, I am SOOOOO going to your wedding. If I have to quit my job and find a new one in florida, I will. Just for you.
[soldiersapper22] This man is sooo fucking hot. I'd blow him. ;) Remember to wear your fatigues though, John. ROFL. As if he'd let me. :(
[Yuriona] May I have another spanking Mistress Yuri?

I want to see you suffer. . . 

I'm still here, patiently waiting for you to disappear...
Yeah Staind rocks. If you don't like it, blow me.
In fact, blow me anyway.

Age: 26Year of birth: 1985Month of birth: 8Day of birth: 28

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Orc
Elftownworldmap 37°13.998'N 93°22.998'W

Place of living: USA-Missouri

Town: Springfield

Known languages

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: No

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Elftown crew wannabe: No

Favorite drawing objects

Computer interests
action gamesBasicemail
information seeking

alternativecountryheavy metal
popprogressive metalpunk

Other interests
bookscard gamescars
catschasing the preferred sexchess
crime storiesdrinkseating

Civil status: involved

Sexual preference: both sexes

Body shape: normal

Height: 178

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