I'm the S.F.P.
[Rizzie and Bump
] MADE me come here. she forced me! really! she hurt me until i could go on no other web page... okay, that was an exaggeration. but she did poke me. yup yup.
I'm strange. and i'm making chicken sandwiches! (no, really!) And i like ice lollys, NO!!! I love them!
Sorry i just thnk this little notation was touching, it made me feel good when i read it so now its here for yall to read it:
As I Walk Through Life
that you can do something in an instant
that will give you heartache for life.
that you should always leave
loved ones with loving words.
It may be the last time you see them.
that you can keep going long after you can't.
that we are responsible for what we do,
no matter how we feel.
that either you control your
attitude or it controls you.
that money is a lousy way of keeping score.
that my best friend and I can do anything
or nothing and have the best time.
that sometimes when I'm angry
I have the right to be
angry, but that doesn't give me
the right to be cruel.
that just because someone doesn't love you the
way you want them to doesn't mean they
don't love you with all they have.
that no matter how good a friend is,
they're going to hurt you every once
in a while and you must forgive them for that.
that it isn't always enough to
be forgiven by others,
Sometimes you have to learn
to forgive yourself.
that just because two people argue, it doesn't
mean they don't love each other.
that two people can look at
the exact same thing
and see something totally different.
A friend of mine wrote this and gave it to me, and it is so so true...
Taught to me by a great freind of mine- [Leelo
]- not that iv'e met the lass, but she's nice to talk to for all sorts of that stuff.
Peoples i know-
[Rizzie and Bump
]-YO RiZZIE!!!!! My bestest of all buds, just to let you know I would buy you a chiken sandwich anyday you asked! Well that is if i have enough money, or time, or even if i can be bothered going buying one(and you know thats kinda like, not likley.) And Riz, you know im ere 4 u weneva you needs me! And if ya eva dus needs meh, you no were i am, or my fone number, or where i live(if that helps) but theory shows, I'll prolly be at your house any hows!
[barbie and me
]-arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrh jodie You loon!!! You are one of my bestest best freinds, and i mean that! Here, eat some pie, and a cookie!(its purple)
[IgnoreThis]- cha no its the phscopathic sheep, get away, get away. No don't, i love ya really. Your like my best mates bf, and we don't like talk to each other but from wot i see, you love Terri, and your allright, so be good to her for me will ya? please
[woohoo]-Kyle hey its you, I dont no you that well but hey, you gotta stop pokin me it really tikles and soon i is gunna start pokin you bak!!!
[jonnerz]-Yak! itz ma bro! yak! I hate him, he seems to enjoy annoying me, so i think ill leave him to it.
[xearo]-Yo its andy the mental one of my bros frends wait your all mental including him oh well look at you with your blak scraggy hair fuzzzy bierd thats a point i dont think ive eva seen you with a shaved chin!!
The best gift you can give is a hug: one size fits all and no one ever minds if you return it.
go see them i need members for the panda wiki in particular its mine that is yup yup
Other random stuffs
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about??
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
I'm tired = I'm tired
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
I love you = Let's have sex now
I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
He he i like this one i found it on some random page somewhere, i do that
Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys
I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together = I am gay
About my feotus. . . .(that is now not currently being shown due to gay!!! poeple on elftown! damn them to heck! )
hey hey hey heres a little sumfink [Rizzie and Bump] found 4 me(Image deleted by the guards)<-- damn it!!! She ses its mah feotus, maybe its coz i like cows (i also like pandas and penguins but shhhhh i never told noone that before) and im starting to see a pattern here, could it be the black and white combo or the obbsession with all these 3 creatures wanting to fly but never getting the chance, NO LIES!poor creatures.*sigh*[Rizzie and Bump] also came up with a good name for her- kandi- how cute!!! but now shes given me an idea, ive decided on a betta name she will be called ---------------->physcopatic lamb the 1st!!! isnt that just a brill name?
Lolly obbession. . . . . . .
Oh and did i mention i like no i love ice lollies any time any day any weather!!! try iit youll see what i mean eat an ice lolly at like weneva time of they day you want,n e where in even the coldest wheaher conditions i swear its fun!!!
Yellow Car, Mini Dig . . . .
Also i would like to have my very own favouritist car in the world it would be a . . . . . . . yellow mini wooooooooooooooooo!!! and you wonna no why? (ima tell u anywho)its coz if you see a mini you gotta dig the person closest to ya and if you see a yellow car you gotta do the same the but i just enjoy hitting people now dont get me wrong no im not a violent person but sometimes its just fun to hit peoples
Any whos thats all about me 4 today,not that ima change it tomoz no its just a kool way to finish the page so dont dis!!!
Look!! A cow, I love!!!! cows!!! (Image deleted by the guards)<--damn it again!!!
Hey i am now becoming very upset, nobody has given me any suggestions for my little panda in a phez's name : this is a plea to all out there who feel sorry for the poor nameless little guy or gal which ever, he/she needs a name, i am open to any suggestions please message me with them!!!