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i was nearly in a fist fight with a man painted extremly silver its ok though my uncle gave him a doller and he calmed down
im the one in the middle ,not a bad picture of me apparently white does me right ...but seriously i dont talk like that
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|Town Drunk||Street child||Fastfood worker|
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[A WORD OF ADVICE TO ALL THAT READ THIS DESCRIPTION I LIKE TO JOKE AROUND EVERYTHING ON HERE WITH A FEW EXCEPTIONS IS A JOKE AT FIRST GLACE U MIGHT THINK ITS SOMETHING ELSE BUT I "MODIFIED" EVERYTHING TO MY OWN LIKING SO DONT TAKE ANYTHING I SAY SERIOUSLY]
there are three major types of rap singers
THE THUG: these are the ones that tipically swear ALOT during their songs about killing other niggers and stuff like that EX: lil john
THE PIMP: these rappers slap bitches smoke weed and and kill people that try to fuck with them EX: snoop dogg
THE PUSSY GETTERS: these rappers like pussy and know how to get it by singing about love they get women to flock around them EX: usher
im so sexy u wish u were sexy like meso u can learn about ME
visit my wikis and leave comments!(dont comment just join the 2nd one)
if i was korean this might be scary
rock on vlad about a dude that
pimpdaddy the name says it
all (but incase youre slow its kinda a club sorta thing but with champange and backhands)
this wOrld ChAnGes
peOple will AlwAyz kill their
Own. As wAvers of the blue flAG we Are All brOthers And
we must ACt like it. We must jOin tOGether
As One, One GAnG, One NAtiOn,
One Crip NAtiOn and destrOy Our reAl enemy.
Much LOve tO All the Crips thAt hAve died for the blue FlAG
We'll C yOu, when we Get there. True
blue till they bury yOu.
Crips Rest In
http://www.potterpuppetpals.com/bothering.html funny animation u will laugh!
another funny animation u will laugh yet agin!
wikis i belong to
GRRRRRRRRRR I MAD I SMASH.....WHY DO I HAVE CAPS LOCK ON??? ERRRRRRRRRRRR
a very serious thing [note this is not the version u see on other peoples houses i "modified" the ending so read the whole thing before u say its stupid]
A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: NOW GIVE ME YOUR HELMET!
Guy: JUST DO IT!
*Guy: puts the helmet on
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but
only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, ironically the guy was about to break up with the girl but couldnt think of a way to do it without hurting her feelings
|Age: 17||Year of birth: 1989||Month of birth: 12||Day of birth: 9|
Fantasy race personality: Orc
Place of living: USA-Iowa
Town: corn field
Elfwood artist: No
Elfwood writer: No
Elftown crew wannabe: Yes
Favorite drawing objects
|cars||chasing the preferred sex||cooking|
Civil status: single
Sexual preference: opposite sex
Body shape: muscular
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