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Strange Case of Ashley (subtle as a f*ckin bullet)

Member #51987 created: 2004-04-12 17:46:33Simple URL:   

Name: Rhayne a'Roihan


dude... my game didn't save and I was soo close to kicking Sephiroth's ass...


fuck you. I don't need to explain why I have an empty windex bottle in my room to you

Elftown titles and orders
Town DrunkStreet childAdventurer
Travelling bard


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randomish shite


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my Yahoo and AIM is Celticrose220 if ya wanna talk to me
Go see my bro [velvet goldmineee] but be warned.... he is a freak.

-hanging out with friends
-playing my bass(although I'm not very good)
-setting things on fire o.0
-going to Hot Topic
-slacking off
-making others laugh
-getting so drunk I can't walk lol
-hot guys making out
-magic tricks
-meeting new people
-the japanese culture
-the irish culture
-doing stupid shit
-doing stupid shit with friends while recording the whole thing for blackmail purposes
-being in the arms of the one I cherish the most
-cold winter days
-roleplaying on
-falling in love
=blonde jokes. stfu.
=yellow clothes. gross.
=science. blick
=insomnia, it kinda sucks.
=being hot. i get cranky =X
=shitty boyfriends.
=shitty people
=falling =(
=not having makeup on
=the dentist/doctor.
=socks. especially when you are naked/have shorts on.
=your mom. haha
=being jealous. kind of.
=Being Wrong. I always feel so stupid after. >.<
=Bring Broke... which is often
=Being Late yet I'm ALWAYS late! D<
=Clowns/Ventriloquist Dummies/Dolls (Ew they make me wanna cry.)
=People who buy cheap items from the vend and sell it for higher in order to gain a profit D<
=Poker o.o
=People who say "I'd donate to you, but I have a quest to do. Sorry." Or any other variation of that. It's like 'I'd kill you, but it's against the law!' D<

about the dudes
1) 94% of men lie about their penis size.
According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of
men use extra large condoms.
2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect
(no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the
3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even
though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.
4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can
make your penis grow but time (most men reach
the end of their growth by the early 20's)
5) There is no correlation between penis size and
shoe size, hand size, or nose size.
6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically
called "prostatic congestion."
7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.

Some stuff on the Chicks!
1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider
themselves "attractive" (20% of British women
43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say
they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the
term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking",
and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of
women say they are "sexy".
2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong
size bra.
3) 60% of women have had breast implants.
4) 75% of women dont like oral sex
5) 95% of women shave their privates.

1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and
2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before
have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior
prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.
3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1
month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.

5 Reasons Why Sex is Good
1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150
calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your
cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.
2) You won't get sick. According to research if
have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to
get sick.
3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense
of well-being. Women who have more sex were
clinically proven to be less depressed than women
who dont have sex.
4) Makes you look better- [ problem is ugly people
don`t get any
]. Sex releases hormones in your which make your skin and hair softer and
shinier and tone your physic.
5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies
prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who
had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate
as those who did not indulge themselves at least
once a month. It also makes you look younger. If
you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to
10 years younger than you really are.

Did You Know?
1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up
running 75 miles!!!!

If you don't post this then you will have bad sex
7 years (who wants that?)

Month of birth: 12Day of birth: 10

Gender: female

Fantasy race personality: Human
Elftownworldmap 28°9.924'N 82°55.824'W

Place of living: USA-Florida

Town: Orlando

Known languages
EnglishIrish Gaelic

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: No

Wyvern URL: wtf?

Favorite URL:

Elftown crew wannabe: No

Favorite drawing objects

Computer interests
action gamesartchat
emailinformation seekingJava

alternativegothheavy metal
new ageprogressive metalpunk

Other interests
chasing the preferred sexcookingdancing
partypoetryrole playing
theatretravellingwatching sport

Civil status: involved

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: fit

Height: 173

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