Gasp. I'm ecstatic.
I'm fed up of seeing lots of little teenagers yak on and on and on about how bad racism is. Yes, racism is bad. Could you please shut up, now? Have you noticed that a lot of the time, you're the only people who notice the colour of a person's skin? I don't deny there are racists out there, but you're preaching to the converted here. And it's very annoying. The most tedious of you are the ones who are trying so hard to make sure that everyone knows 'blacks are just as good as whites' that you don't notice you're being just as racist. really, you are. Having special places reserved on the police force for ethnic minorities is not equality. It's racism. *Gasp*
No, I'm not racist - but I laugh and tell "racist" jokes - I laugh at jokes about white people, I laugh at jokes about English people, and Catholics, and blondes. So sue me. If you think that this is one of the greatest crimes anyone could commit, I strongly suggest that you never start a conversation with me.
-attributed to [SilverFire
], with her permission of course