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Jez (SPESH PEOPLE XD)

Member #45911 created: 2004-03-11 20:04:49Simple URL: http://www.elftown.com/jez   

Name: Jez Parker

photo

me as a gangster 4 ma friendz's party XD

drawing

IM GOD SPESH :D coz that wot all my followerz call me XD (thatz me holdin a piece of cheese) I am the person who actually made word spesh up.......an im not liein or jkin this is the truth and i have the patented rites for the word........so in other words u hav to ask for permission from me 2 use the word otherwise i can get u done for stealing!

[Jez] iz God Spesh
[Maybe_Memories] iz Lady Spesh

and the otherz dont hav an acount on here coz they iz spesh :) but they dont want a profile on here!

Elftown work
Building worker

Elftown titles and orders
InterpreterAdventurer

Description:
This profile may be a bit long but if u read it u mite like it, if u dont u will neva know wot u mite miss!


A BIT ABOUT ME</b>

Well i hav brown hair, and im about 5'11". If u wanna find out anything else send a message. Oh yeah........im......how shall i put this........random XD, tiz the only thing im gd at bein.

A BIT MORE ABOUT ME!!!

You are Lime Tic-Tac. You are quirky and misunderstood. You are definitely your own person. You don't let anyone tell you who you should be. You never sell out your values and beliefs, no matter what. However, you can sometimes have trouble fitting in, but only because you are misunderstood. Most Compatible With: Wintergreen

Sports I Like

Rugby
Football
Athletics (especialy the 400m)
Basketball



RANDOM FACT #1
I'm a DJ and im a radio station manager, coz im spesh.

MUSIC I LIKE

Green Day
Lynchpin
Less Than Jake
Blink 182
Slipknot
Soil
Good Charlotte
Lostprophets
Jimmy Eat World
Simple Plan
Kaiser Cheifs
Taking Back Sunday
My Chemical Romance


Today (26/09/04) i made a song, it goes 2 the tune of thunderbirdz r go but it aint that song.

Thundie Pigeons.

5

4

3

2

1
Thundie birdz r go
Thundie pigeonz r go
     
Spring haz came around
Shit iz droppin down
Something evilz comin round, we should all b fritend!
No stringz atatched
Dont be happy, pigeonz ruin ur life, wen thundie pigeonz r go
du de du du du
     
pigeonz shit in ur hair
even wen ur eatin a pear
does it look like they care
wen ur goin 2 the fair
thundie pigeonz r go
    

go

go

go

go

dont be happy, pigeonz ruin ur life, wen thundie pigeonz r go
thundie pigeonz r go
thundie pigeonz r go
thundie pigeonz r go
doooooooooooooooooooooo
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

-pigeon noise-


copywrite. 26/09/04 Jeremy Parker


THE BAND THAT SANG THIS SONG!
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RANDOM FACT #2
"If ya wanna b ma friend just message me an b nice otherwise i wont b ur friend :)."
(I QUOTED MYSELF!)

Bimbo with 5 Colours in her hair.

Mo mo mo mo mo moo (x3)

She's got a tit ring and 5 colours in her hair,
Not into fashion but I love the thong she wears,
Her tattoo's always hidden by her breast hair.
She don't care.

Everybody wants to know her game,
I threw a beach party and she came
Nobody asked me
Who the fuck is she?
That bimbo with 5 colours in her hair.

She's just a lesbo with a sexy attitude,
I'd like to fuck her cos she puts me in the mood.
The rumours spreading now that she likez cocks in the nude.
But she don't care, she don't care.

Everybody wants to know her game,
How does she cope with her new found name?
Nobody asks me,
Who the fuck is she?
That bimbo with 5 colours in her hair.

She wasn’t all I thought about,
The girl I could live without.
But then she went insane,
She couldn't take the name
She said I was to blame
She'd had a muff
And shaved her breast hairs off
And now she's just a bimbo with no game.

Everybody wants to know her game.
How does she cope with her new found name?
Nobody asks me,
Who the fuck is she,
That bimbo with 5 colours in her hair.

Mo mo mo mo mo moo (x3)


copywrite. 06/01/05 Jeremy Parker


RANDOM PIC #1
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me eatin a cheese string

RANDOM FACT #3
I AM A.........

Orange Dragon

In the war between good and evil, a Orange Dragon tends to walk the fine line of Neutrality.
When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon walks a fine line between Law and Chaos.
As far as magical tendancies, a Orange Dragon's nature does not lend itself well to the ways of Magic.
During combat situations, the Orange Dragon shows a preference for the rending and slashing of Hand to Hand combat.

Dragon Description:
The Orange Dragon makes it's home within active volcanoes. They are immune to all forms of fire from an early age.

Orange dragons are one of the most powerful of dragons. Orange dragons love to hoard treasure and magic items. They also enjoy soaring high over their domains, where they may survey their entire territory and all that takes place therein.

At birth, an orange dragon's scales are a dull orange, and reach a bright orange once the young adult stage is obtained, at which time they also develop dark black ribbings on both the top and bottom wing surfaces.An orange dragon is a fierce opponent and will rarely, if ever, back down or flee from a fight, unless clearly outnumbered. An orange dragon's breath weapon is a gigantic cone of magma.

RANDOM PIC(Z) #2 & #3
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NEW SONG

"Why We Don’t Like Busted"

Their voices echo in my mind
I count the days till they split up
Can’t tell my friends cos they will cry
I wanna kill a member of the band

I fight my way to back of class
To get away from the horror
My mate drops a pencil on the floor
They bend down and shows him more….

That’s why we don’t like Busted
Their music is a real bore
They can call me crazy
We know nobody likes them
That’s why we don’t like Busted
Their music is a real bore
Girlfriends I’ve had plenty
None like Lost Prophets
That’s why we don’t like Busted
That’s why we don’t like Busted

So they may be fuckin gays
But that doesn’t bother them
Their boyfriends are working out of town
They find a reason to go round

We climb a tree outside their home
To make sure they’re alone
I get my sniper out and stare
I can’t help but laugh and swear

That’s why we don’t like Busted
Their music is a real bore
They can call me crazy
We know nobody likes them
That’s why we don’t like Busted
Their music is a real bore
Girlfriends I’ve had plenty
None like Lost Prophets
That’s why we don’t like Busted
That’s why we don’t like Busted

Everyone that they brainwash all day knows your fuckin up their mind in a different way
I guess thats why their albums sell so much
I can read those signs telling me that Elton John I was on your mind
I could see that you want him more your fans told me that
‘They don’t like Busted’
’They don’t like Busted’

That’s why we don’t like Busted
Their music is a real bore
They can call me crazy
We know nobody likes them
That’s why we don’t like Busted
Their music is a real bore
Girlfriends I’ve had plenty
None like Lost Prophets
That’s why we don’t like Busted
That’s why we don’t like Busted

We packed the bodies in the trunk
Looks like we picked ourselves a chipmunk
We drive past school to say goodbye
My friends they can’t believe their eyes….

That’s why we don’t like Busted
Their music is a real bore
They can call me crazy
We know nobody likes them
That’s why we don’t like Busted
Their music is a real bore
Girlfriends I’ve had plenty
None like Lost Prophets
That’s why we don’t like Busted
That’s why we think Busted split up………


copywrite. 18/02/05 Jeremy Parker


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I DREW THIS ON THE 2/10/04

STORY #1
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on the road.
Girl* Slow down! Im scared!
Guy* No this is fun.
Girl* No its not! Please its too scary!
Guy* Then tell me you love me.
Girl* Fine. I love you!! Now please, slow down!
Guy* Now give me a BIG hug!
*Girl hugs him*
Guy* Can u take my helmet off & put it on? Its buggin me.-
- In the paper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it but only one surivied. The truth was that half way down the road, the guy realizes his breaks broke. He didnt want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time. Then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

MORAL
MAKE SURE YOU BOTH HAVE A HELMET!

STORY #2
A girl asked a guy if he thought she was
pretty,
he said...no.
She asked him if he would want to be with her
forever
....and he said no.
She then asked him if she were to leave would he
cry,
and once again he replied with a no.
She had heard enough.
As she walked away, tears streaming down her
face the boy grabbed her arm
and said....
You're not pretty you're beautiful.
I dont want to be with you forever. I NEED to be
with you forever.
And I wouldnt cry if you walked away...I'd
die...

MORAL
TELL PEOPLE HOW U REALLY FEEL ABOUT THEM

RANDOM PIK #4

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ME ATTEMPTING TO PLAY GOLF! - without a ball......>.<



               [#]

Age: 25Year of birth: 1989Month of birth: 4Day of birth: 12

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Halfling
Elftownworldmap 50°30.210'N 4°54.270'W

Place of living: United Kingdom-England

Town: Devon

Known languages
EnglishFrenchGerman
ItalianJapaneseLatin
RussianSpanish

Elfwood artist: Yes

Elfwood writer: No

Elftown crew wannabe: Yes

Favorite drawing objects
animebuildingsdemons
elvesfunnylandscape
magicorcsstrange
warriors

Computer interests
artchatemail
graphicsmaths and engineeringmusic
programmingwebcamWindows

Music
heavy metalpunkrock

Other interests
eatingfantasypolitics
role playingslackingwriting

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: fit

Height: 176


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