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First... my current events.

Perfect Bounty

Kay roleplays! - YES SHE DOES.

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My page is a Safe Zone. So if you have any sharp edges or are otherwise not appropriate for children ages 5 and under, GET OUT. (Kidding; go to the page to see what the actual message is.)

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[Kay-chan] might have multiple personality disorder but that doesn't mean we're different.

You broke my heart, but that's okay... I have eight more under my bed in the shadow realm...

Warning: If you send me a message that asks 'how are you' I will not take it as an icebreaker. I will take it to mean you are actually interested, and I WILL tell you EXACTLY how I am doing. With details. Same goes for 'what's up.' There are numerous things occurring in my life and you shall hear about ALL of them.

A quick get-to-know-me! And my --> sarcastic <-- wit!

Kay:
-is the nickname to Keiko, her old favorite Japanese name
-wishes to cut open dead people as a living
-owns pets: a betta, two cats, and a dog~ Might want rats in the future (used to co-own two ratties with her roommates) and snake (wasn't allowed to get one with one of my roommates ;) )
-is an unusual flavor of cookie
-is more than meets the eye
-maintains a harem of seven or eight (or nine or ten...)
-is very sarcastic and maybe a little bitter online, but very nice in person
-is a MAJOR flake on getting stuff done, EVER
-is the Evil Destroyer of Everything to all plants, yet still buys them and has a Death Bamboo
-is the one
-is happy enough to make people worry if she's taking drugs
-is now six times more likely to get lung cancer than a child in rural china
-is straight as a twig (a few bumps and curves but generally in the same direction)
-is not interested in engaging in sexual intercourse over the internet
-is, strangely, not a marsupial
-is a Freaky McFreak Freak
-is an artist who majors in biology
-enjoys roleplaying
-knows how to say 'your face' in sign language
-is native to North America

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You can ask me four questions!

I shall laugh at most of them! And then not answer them. And maybe set something you hold dear on fire.

And I do not, I repeat, DO NOT want to know what you would do with me if I was locked up in a room with you for 24 hours. Mostly because I already know what would happen. By the end of that 24th hour, I shall have killed you and used your innards and skin for warmth, and cooked you for food. I am not above that. Don't try me.

And 99.9% of people on Elftown have some form of a percentage-based statement in their house. I am not a statistic, damn you.

I know you want to message me but first you must read and memorize my extensive list of rules. I'm far too busy to delete your message the old-fashioned way, but I'm never too busy to write up rules! I'm sending them to a publisher and they'll be in novel form for your convenience come November. However, a shortened version can be found at rules you have to read.

But you MUST know my darkest poetry! I call it, 'The Haiku of the Emo.'

Life is an abyss
My black soul is perishing
Painful memories

...wasn't that BEAUTIFUL?? Don't steal it or I'll have to give you the painful, rabid ferret enema! I MEAN IT! I WILL! RAAAAAAAWR! DON'T MESS WITH ME OR ANY OF MY FRIENDS OVER THE INTERNET CUZ I WILL USE MY HOT-SHIT HACKER POWERS TO FIND YOU, AND I KNOW I HAVE THEM BECAUSE I MANAGED TO TURN ON THE COMPUTER THIS MORNING AND NOT BLOW ANYTHING UP OR SET ANYTHING ON FIRE OR ANYTHING!!!

</sarcasm>

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Wiki's I'm in/participate in/do: see Kay's Stuff.

Role-play related:

Introducing: The Dead Sea. Where the roleplay games go to die.

Run by me:
How to RP
Ultimate Survivor
Perfect Bounty - reopened!

One on one:
ghost stalker Slinky/me - finished! And no sex! ...weird.
a chance encounter Aeolynn/me
blind love Slinky/me again.

Run by Somebody Else:
Project Roleplay
Roleplayers on the Loose
rpg realm
LRPU INTRO capitals for TEH WIN
Apeiron - new!


Wiki's unique to Kay (because I am just that egotistical):
Kay's Stuff Go to see the other clubs I'm in!
Drunk Kay Only if you want to lose respect for me.
I hate Kay God, I hate that bitch! XD Join! Especially after going to Drunk Kay.
Kay's Characters RP character count: 45! I don't play them all anymore, but that's how many imaginary friends I have created. Heh. Also, there are a few I haven't included, like Leyla from gaia... But it's alright.
Kay's Pure, Undiluted Sexiness - Goooo if you want to roleplay with me, a bunch of my characters are up there and open for the taking.
Kay's Garage Be my lackey! It's hella exciting. We would deliver stuff... More exciting than it sounds, I swear. XD
Erotique: pronounced ehroTEEK, with a fake french accent. It's pw-protected, and if you're (un)lucky and pm me, I'll give you the pw... but it's a lot of erotica written by me. Badly written, at that. Mostly gay. Very little fanfiction. My bad. :P
Anectdote of the Afternoon

Comics:
Off Campus (abandoned): http://theoc.comicgenesis.com/
Ready, Set-Retreat! (abandoned): http://breakdance.comicgenesis.com/
Alpha Beta Soup (updated frequently!): http://abs.comicgenesis.com/
Attagirl and Headlights and Rainbow Flavored Fishsticks: find on my dA gallery, yo!

I also have a deviantArt gallery!
http://leakymuffin.deviantart.com/

And now I have a y!account. >.>
http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/user/carnivrousmuffin/

Find me on Gaia-Online! I'm 'Carnivorous Muffin.' This is one of those sites where you can add me if you're just looking to boost your friend's list... :D

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Poem:

“Just a cigar”

In some instances, a cigar is just a cigar.
Many poems hold no meaning
Whatsoever; at most they have
A semblance of who the author is
Their style of rhythm
Catching the attention
Holding the imagination
Inspecting for symbolism, however… if
None is found, nobody fails.
Go on your way
Your life is yours to live, without analysis
On this poem, pay no attention-
Underlying messages are paranoid fantasies.


This is my statement: You know WHAT, people? Sometimes there IS NO SYMBOLISM. There is nothing underneath the surface, no hidden meanings... (Or not. There IS a joke in this poem. Hint: think acronym.)

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Like my art?


...why?


(or: nominate a picture...)

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(I'm fascinated with forensic pathology. Depressed about med school but I still love the subject. Anywho, I got this from [nokaredes] who said it was okay to display. ^.^)

Many kittens have died to make my poll what it is today. Don't let their sacrifice be in vain.

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my anti-derivative

If life gives you lemons...

...you have anthropomorphized life to the point of insanity. -Lane
...go, "Cool. Free lemons."
...throw them back at life and demand oranges. Show life who's boss.
...take them and make grape juice. Then, sit back and cackle as people try to determine how the hell you did that.
"...you should make lemonade. And try to find someone whose life gives them vodka, and have a party." -Ron White
...stuff them down your shirt to make your boobs look bigger.
...sit around and wait until life finally decides to give you a pitcher, some water, and sugar.
...you give those lemons life! LEMONSTEIN! -C&H

"Haiku's are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator."
-unknown

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
-George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)

"And what do you want for Christmas, little girl?"
"Barbie and Xena!"
"But doesn't Barbie come with Ken?"
"Nah, Barbie comes with Xena. She fakes it with Ken."

"All seemed to have returned to its normal, pastoral, happy state... but then, they noticed that the cheesecake has blood on it."

"Prepositions are my favorite things to end sentences with." :3 -me

"Sometimes I make the funny. Sometimes the funny throws up on my shoes and passes out." -me (SO TRUE)

If you see typo's, mistakes concerning grammar, et cetera, feel free to message me about them. :) I'm only human.

Kudos for reading this far. And I say that sincerely. Unless you skipped. Then you owe me your firstborn!


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