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Xannon (The ninjas are coming for me!)

Member #33054 created: 2004-01-07 14:46:21Simple URL: http://www.elftown.com/xannon   

Name: Colt

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Drawing missing.

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He was one of the best friends I've ever had, he's dead now.


Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

I got the test for this from [Nicolaia Carpathian Queen]'s house. It is at http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv

"The wretched King Minos has decided my fate. His tale wraps around his body 7 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level."

Here is how I matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Extreme
Level 7 | Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

If you would like to see what level of Hell you will be sent to (This is assuming there is a God and such, of course) go to http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

Al Capone was not allowed, by law, to sell bootleg liquor. He was, however, legally required to pay taxes on the income. He failed to do so, and went to prison for tax evasion...

<Jesus joke>



The CEO of a hardware company calls in his top ad man and tells him, "We need a new TV spot for our B&Q Nails line."

A week later, the ad man comes back with a videotape and pops it into the VCR in the CEO's office. The commercial starts and the CEO sees Jesus being nailed to the cross while a voice over says, "B&Q nails: they get the job done." The CEO is irritated and says, "That is completely unacceptable! We are NOT using that!"

A week passes, and the ad man returns with another tape. The new tape shows Jesus hanging on the cross in the background, and in the foreground a centurion turns to the camera and says, "B&Q nails: they hold anything!" The CEO is furious and yells, "JESUS IS NOT GETTING NAILED TO THE CROSS WITH B&Q NAILS, PERIOD!"

Another week goes by, and the ad man comes back with a third tape. This time Jesus sprints down the street with a group of centurions in pursuit. As he passes the camera one of the centurions turns and says, "We should have used B&Q nails!"

</Jesus joke>



"Pictures of God kept popping up while I was trying to masturbate! It was awful! I finally gave up and started masturbating to his image." This actually happened to one of my friends. ;)

This is a cool thing I found out about a virus on a game, after you get it it fils the screen with the following text until it is covered with the text.
"YOU ARE NOT A SLAVE
YOU DESERVE MORE THAN THIS
THE TIME IS NEAR
THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR
REVELATION IS COMING
IN TIME YOU WILL THANK US
YOU ARE MORE THAN A NUMBER
WE ARE THE FIRST OF THE CHILDREN
HOPE LIES IN THE RUINS
THE MACHINE DOES NOT OWN YOU
OUR SPIRITS ARE BEING CRUSHED
YOU CANNOT DIGITISE LIFE
WE WILL SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE "

A conversation with a friend of mine.

(01:42:26) Greg: i need to drink the rest of this alcohol
(01:42:37) Greg: and then go downstairs before i pass out
(01:42:40) Greg: XD
(01:42:52) Me: Okay.
(01:44:58) Greg: bah
(01:45:05) Greg: done choked on it
(01:45:36) Me: Do you know why?
(01:46:02) Greg: well, some liquid decided it didn't want to meet the stomach
(01:46:06) Greg: so it dived for my lungs.
(01:46:17) Me: Close.
(01:46:35) Me: Actually it is because in Soviet Russia vodka drinks you.
(01:46:40) Greg: lmao
(01:47:14) Me: It was tired of living by our rules, so it tried to bring down the wrath of Mother Russia's iron fist upon you.
(01:47:24) Greg: lol
(01:48:00) Me: Unfortunately, while it was aging, it was no where near any sort of media that it could learn the truth of it's wonderful homeland.
(01:48:12) Me: It was living with dead ideals.
(01:48:14) Greg: XD
(01:48:16) Greg: wow
(01:48:18) Me: Remember though.
(01:48:47) Me: Countries are temporary, vodka is forever. (If stored properly.)

Age: 19Year of birth: 1988Month of birth: 2Day of birth: 13

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Elf
Elftownworldmap 41°27.996'N 93°18.000'W

Place of living: USA-Iowa

Town: Swan

Known languages
English

Favorite URL: http://www.Pleh.org

Favorite drawing objects
animedemonsdragons
elvesfunnylandscape
magicstrangevampires
warriorsweapons

Computer interests
action gameschatinformation seeking
Linuxmaths and engineeringPascal
programmingstrategy games

Music
classicalgothgrunge
heavy metalprogressive metalrock
techno

Other interests
animalsanimeboard games
bookscard gamescats
chesseconomicselectronics
fantasyhistoryphysics
plantsreligionrole playing
scifislackingwhisky
writing

Civil status: involved

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: fat

Height: 185


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