Art thanks to Lady Roma* of Gaia Online
I have been homeless and working from the bottom up since the summer of 2010.
So far, I have figured out who my real friends are, got my high school diploma, discovered that some family members would rather not and said they did, got my CNA, learned that water doesn't only come from the top of your tent, got a job, understood that Christian Care centers will only help you if you're married or have kids, learned that without an address you are nothing, found that we could all use clean clothes every once in a while, got a PO box, figured out that you need the right attitude for every occasion even if it means party time; no one likes a party-pooper, got a new Caddi and said goodbye to the other, discovered that it's really the small things that get us by day to day in this wonderful paradise.
I've seen secret codes in blank paper, & talked to the cans in my pantry.
I've made an invisible sandwich, & proceeded to eat it with a crazy straw.
I've felt my soul escape, & watched the world turn over.
What have you seen, other than yourself?
Life is nonsensical in actuality, everything has an artistic value
; I exist for that worth but anticipate a premature, brutal demise. I strive to improve, or otherwise better myself, in all aspects of my life; I work/solve complications to the best of my ability, in an exertion to augment my own personal mastery of any particular expertise or practice; though notoriously crafty
, I will enhance proficiency as the opportunity allows consumption. I desire to humiliate those who call themselves “normal,”
a walking bad habit with an inclination to detonate at the sight of belligerent slapstick comedy. I enjoy efficiency when it is efficacious; otherwise, an efficient form of imperfect perfectionism is acceptable, or tolerable in the least.
I attempt to maintain an imaginative, resourceful mind as may be empirically demonstrated by my acceptance of the multifarious points of views of others, and my ability to conceive condolences if said opinions do not align with my own. I believe in stating the truth as I see it and correcting people when they are erroneous; I would be remiss in not being broad-minded of the works, behavior, speech, etc, of others. As such, I will not become enraged if one exhibits their differing point of view, so long as said assessment is logical and rational; that is, supported with discrete evidence and not by an ephemeral emotion of sorts or an instinctual response. No person is impeccable, no object is truly flawless, no idea is altogether just, and so nothing is and/or was perfect.
CDJ and Pinkhater's Bands List<--Bands
]- Andrea, my most aMaZinG friend, and sister.
She's always there to help someone out, even if it's out of her way. She's a bit temperamental at times, but it doesn't compare to the love she brings with her to everyone.
]- Robert, my most aWesOmE brother.
He knows how to make someone laugh, and have a good time even when they feel like the dirt on the ground. Love you forever and always.
[Ego Diligo Tu
]- Liz, my friend and k33p312.
She has always been there to help me when I thought I was falling through the cracks in life. She takes care of my and sells pieces of my soul to satan.
]- Summer, my most PsyChO~tic friend.
She's the person to turn to if you want to have a good time, with absolutely no materials. No kidding... We always have a good time together, no matter the situation.
]- Katie, my most caring, other sister now ex-friend ;_;.
She's always been willing to help me out in times of desperate need, where others really couldn't. It means a lot to me, I have no idea where I'd be without her. And today she won't even talk to me because I am apparently someone different now.
]- Katie, a dear, long-time friend- at least for me.
She's your tag-along friend. Random hang-outs is just her thing. Here, there, and everywhere. Good times, and memories I'll never forget.
]- Lizzy, my most cared for pen-pal and vacationer.
She's really cool for talking about anything anime, especially my lost Yu-Gi-Oh cards. ;-; Passing time with a nice, warm tone, and a soft touch of care through a letter.
Random Facts About Me
-Only wears black
-Doesn't wear make-up
*Ask so I can add more to this list*
::-The Psychiatric Hotline-::
"Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline."
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want.
Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press.
No one will answer.
* Lady Roma- http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/lady-roma/3078947/
JIMMY // Jenny
MOTHERFUCKER ~ InsAnE