Well...sorry, this one will be quick and dirty, so basicly it will be as good as sex...if you into that kind where you get beaten up that is...
Ok...erm lets start with the first thing you saw...green i like everything about green...the green parts of it in particular I have green eyes, green Dishes, a Green Day CD somwhere, want to be drinking green Absynth bottles and paint the grass green
If i am crazy? No...my friends make me feel rich and rich people aren't crazy they are...what's that word again...ah...bastards
Actually I AM a bastard, yes born outside of a marriage and i still believe that me carrying a bastard sword should be protected as part of my bastard cultur.
As you observed I'm not telling my name here...here are two explanations:
1. Names hold power over people, the power to call them by their names...one must earn such power.
2. It's so uncommon i fear getting deleted
If you ask i my give you a name, if you ask nicely it might be mine however.
Oh yeah...I'm German...and well...don't wanna talk about it *sad Panda*
Sooo...start talking about Skills/Hobbies...I can draw a bit, passable Author, can even throw a poem together, got some programming skills, telling the most awful jokes, Playing videogames and secret stuff I refuse to tell, because i forgot...
Job...that's a bit of a Sensitive topic...quited IT Studies (Math killed me), now i'm trying to find a new direction...so...me...unemployed i guess.
I'm into fantasy because i'm a geek, duh