[♥♥♥♥♥♥♥I LOVE YOU NIK!!!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥]

[whenever you feel powerless just remind yourself that one turd can shut down an entire water park!!!!!!]

[98% of Elftowners don't know the difference between "your" and "you're." If you're one of the 2% that wants to punch 'em, put this in your house.]

MEMO: [nik_the_shyte] is my husband! All you bitches keep your effin hands off! thanks and have a 
wonderful
 day:D

to the one who knows who you are...thank you for helping me see the world in a different light and for being sexy in turn..i adore you!

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bit**."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bit**?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bit**."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BIT**!!!"

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I'm a crazy girl...i used to be on here but i left for a while...if you wanna know something about me just ask. ^_I 

My nose is pierced on the right side, my tongue is pierced, my lip on the left, and my ears are gaged to 6's...on the first holes...the seconds are normal. I love to sing and dance (though i've been toldi suck at it by some and that i rock by others...so i dont really know which is true XP)and i kinda play the guiter...a little. I am writing a book and so far have about 170 pages but am no where near being finished...i love reading. i've been hurt a lot in my life so i have a hard time letting most people in, but i'm learning to deal with that...i live with my mom. my grandfather passed a couple of months ago.

[RIP Francis Henry DeWeese
June 22, 1926 - January 7, 2011]

I have blue eyes, i weigh about 210...fat i know. but i'm trying to lose wieght. I have one sister thats biological and two half brothers, but my family is much larger than that. my hair is naturally dark brown but look at my photos to see what it looks like at the mo. Im about 5 foot 5 1/2 inches tall give or take...(it depends on if i am wearing shoes) and i have four tattoos...only two of them are finished cause i dont have the $ to finish the other two...i like most music and anything i can sing to. When i dance i tend to bounce around a lot and filp my hair and swing my arms and make patterns with my hands....even if it doesn't match the music...Why you ask? Because i want to and i do what i want! i'm a grown ass woman and no one can tell me anything! well, people can tell me stuff but it's my own choise as to whether or not i listen to it...

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

sorry..i love that word! and

PANTIES!!!!!!

that one too! ^_^ so yeah...random question...If the US govt. doesn't achknowledge the existance of inteligent life outside of our planet, why, oh WHY is there a law that states that it is illegal for US citizens to come into contact with extra-terestrials or their vehicles? answer that one Stanley! that's right! you can't! ...KITTY! i just saw my cat run in front of my window! i loves him! he has exclimation points on his back...naturally! he's nifty...I wanted to name him Adolf cause he has a hitler stache, but my sister said no and named him Skuter...oh well...i love pickles...does anyone else love pickles? i do...i just said that huh? okay...got to get away from this discription box before the ADHD completely takes over my fingers...

My Skuter dies :( he had cancer and didn't make it. I now have a little kitten named ferret. She's adorable. I'm married happily and am about to have a baby in October :D


[Top_Hatter],[VladjohnTepes], [another brick in the wall], [dnied], and [idk.] are my friends. Should any of you fuck with them, my demonic penguin minnions shall decend upon you with all the fury of a moldy fish cupcake, like hobos on a ham sandwhich! Surran wrap will be administered to your face and your innards will be extracted from the depths of your belly button by way of the slobbery pencil erasor of DOOM!!
        -Thank you and have a wonderful day... The Managment

[I'm sick of these people going out and killing inocent people and then going to court and getting a life sentance or less! It's bullshit! If they went back to the way things used to be, people wouldn't do so much stupid shit! It's all gotten beyond rediculous! I seriously think that we should go back to public executions, to the way things were when if you stole something you got your hand cut of and then if you did it again you got dead. Murder, rape, kidnapping, child molesting or anything of the like should be punished by death, theivery and things of the like should be met with physical consequences..removal of limbs, branding, and so on. Prison shouldn't be run like a health club or a boarding house or some shit like that! Harsher punishment = less crime! send me a woot if you agree..and so you know, i would be just fine with this policy if i were the criminal...cause you know what? i dont do stupid shit like that!]

I love everyone, so feel free to talk to me if you like!

Flwless Imperfection in celuloid
Flawless' Photos

[95% Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5% who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!! and saying JUMP MOTHERFUCKER!!!!]

more pix of Flawless

[♥♥♥♥♥♥♥I LOVE YOU NIK!!!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥]

pink bows and telephones
half and half
Dawn-the music plays
Aunt Chay-chay's little Midgelette