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Name: Calix Reneau
Yeah... that's me. With red eye from the camera flash, thereby losing the only potentially attractive part of me. Pretty damned ugly, ain't it?
... fine, I'm not ugly, but stop saying I look good!
Elftown titles and orders
|Street child||Adventurer||Travelling bard|
Best Movie Ever(1<poll:21068>
NOTE: Any and all jokes directed at Jews are solely for the "benefit" of my good friend [Jesus the Jew
], and are not meant as inflammatory or derogatory to anyone else. Besides, I'm part Jewish, too. :D
A clarification for my poll:
I mean to ask if Squaresoft were to vamp up the graphics of FF7, changing no elements of the story, and updating the sounds as well (but no voices), creating FF7 exactly the same, EXCEPT that the graphics now kick ass, instead of being so blocky, would you buy it as a new game?
I say that this is an important poll, because, if it turns out the way I expect it to, I intend to petition Squaresoft to do its fans a favor.
The poll itself: <poll:9290>
YES! Inspiration has struck me! I am a genius! Ok, maybe not, but still. Go to My Dreams and consider joining. I think this could become one of the better rpg's on ET. It certainly has potential, particularly when inspired by Alice in Wonderland. Though, inspiration is by no means restricted.... :D
Christmas poem competition
Try me. I dare you.
But be prepared.
BEWARE MY AWESOME POWER!!!!!!
I will own you. Every one of you, eventually. But for now, just you specifically. And there is very little you can do to stop me, and I can assure you with fairness that you won't.
What I have just said may seem rude. Talk to me, and I shall explain. Or don't. It's your choice.
But I am sure you are not reading this to see my amazing abilities. So, how about telling something about myself. OK then.
I am tall. I am white. I am intelligent. And I am good at everything, something that has caused many people around me much grief. And I can assure you, being good at everything sucks almost as much as being bad at everything. Worse, to some extent.
I have no Elf-Town personality. Mostly because none of the ones listed are nearly godlike enough for me. Besides, there was no supernatural being on the list, and I am a ghost. Your rules do not apply here.
--- the ghost has spoken ---
"Hell, there are no rules. We're trying to accomplish something."
--- Albert Einstein.
"Get your facts straight first, then you can distort them as much as you wish."
--- Mark Twain
--- Dan Quayle
"Veni. Vidi. Vici." ("I came. I saw. I conquered.")
--- Julius Ceasar
"The most painful memories are those of a future we can't have."
--- [IzzyKSK] (Thanks for letting me put it here!)
"Just don't marry him until you have tried to kick his ass at least once, ok?"
--- Me (To [Shamera])
"Anonymity is your right. Antipathy is mine."
--- Me (To someone who wanted me to guess who they were.)
ok, this one is gonna need some backstory. I've been in the same damned computer class for the past 3 years. Why? Because I keep being the only one eligible for the next level of programming. Each time, they have made a new class just for me (awesome, huh?). Well, this year, 2 others are in the same class with me, and we lucked out by being able to go to the cool teachers classroom to work... the room was always empty... it was just us three. :D Good times.
Unfortunately, she recently lost 3 students and so had 3 open seats, and here we are back in her class. (damn)
Anyway, the day we come back she gives a test to the others which we, of course, are exempt from. Thus follows a wonderful quote of that era. Oh, and we sit in the corner. :P.
Ms Thomson: "Hey! No talking."
Calix: "Yeah, that would be my fault."
Ms Thomson: "And that goes for you three bozo's in the corner, too."
Calix: "Yeah, that would be you're fault."
This next one requires some explanation too: Richard, one of the other 2 "bozo's" over here in the corner, was opening Word and looking for a file. The one he found was by William Trivilla, a former classmate. He showed my his find, and the rest, as they say, is history.
Calix: "Ew! I clicked on that! Now I have to go wash my mouse."
"You sanctimonious son of a bitch."
-- [Jesus the Jew]
New flavor: Padawan.
the jedi council
Proud member of the Great Muffin Army.
President and Founder of The anti-social society
Because AJay is the greatest.
by [Phage], a fellow Clansman.
Have you ever sat alone within the confines of space
Forgotten, with only a strangers familiar face.
Who would never talk to you, you know, even if you tried
Because a word from you would show the person held inside.
The mean, the cruelness, the pain you've brought about
The hate, the torture, you inner beast is out
Destroying the lives of those you love, the worst of all fates
To be force to live to watch the lives of loved ones turn to hate
No end in sight to walk for, no faith to light the path
No strength to step through darkness, and wont of will to have
To make the painful journey from start until complete
And thus you stay, in sight of pain, until the life deplete
And thus the end the start begins, to spin the wheel again
And when the end of all the turn, you're back where you began.
--- I don't even want to know, man. I just made this up out of nowhere. It's kinda depressing. hehe.
Can a Jack-of-all-trades beat a King of one?
The Queen to each, the Ace to none
A final flush gets royal trump
The Jacks-of-all march to lonely drum.
In response to popular request, and some confidential bribery, I have decided to put my latest work up here. Thank you.
--- the ghost has spoken ---
This poem has been moved to the diary for the simple fact that my bio has become too damn long. Thank you.
Fine, you win. My art is now on display at Artistic Apparitions.
|Age: 26||Year of birth: 1987||Month of birth: 8||Day of birth: 1|
Place of living: USA-California
Elftown crew wannabe: Yes
Favorite drawing objects
|Lisp||Mac||maths and engineering|
|Python||strategy games||system administration|
|no music||adult pop||alternative|
|grunge||heavy metal||hip hop|
|chasing the preferred sex||chess||cooking|
Civil status: strange
Sexual preference: opposite sex
Body shape: fit
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