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Bubezleeb

Member #185609 created: 2008-06-03 18:46:55Simple URL: http://www.elftown.com/bubezleeb   

Name: Adam Harris

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This is my game face...and...

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And this is my party face bitches!!!

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Just so you know, this house of fun and adventure is under construction, so slow the fuck down and read what i already have. And if you hit a worker, it's $7,500 or 45 minutes in a federal prison with a burly homosexual lumberjack mysteriously named 'Alice'. Enjoy the trip!!!
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I'm a magical Irish giant. I am very very big about 897 feet tall. I don't know how much i weigh exactly, but I know it's more than you could ever lift. I'm also kinda crazy. I spent seven years outside the crazy place thats in that one town. im a hardcore rocker, i rock in my rocking chair all day pretty much, but i lost that job to a penguin. my new job, unemployment, came with a lot of new responsibilities, such as not eating. after that, i gradually learned to imitate the annoying sqwaking sound that the nearly hairless bipeds who seem to dominate this planet make. soon, the potion will be complete however, and i will enslave all that is fuzzy to do my bidding, because i egt to excited to go to ebay.com myself. so whilst they do that, i will sit here, biding my time....yes....biding...MWA-HaHAhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

*Throws himself to the ground and gnaws nervously at your foot*

but just to be sure, i have planted a virus on this planet called "man" they are terrible, smelly creatures, who taste good only on a crisp bacon rump...

-ten minutes later-

and then, the world wil be nothing but ham strips, yes, ham strips and fuzzy pickles. and all will bow down to my superior pickling powers. im not an evil dude, im a superhero. so super that you cant even imagine the superness of me. i can fly to the rescue, saving the rightous, and the leftous. i prefer to fight the villians when they are young...before they are even villians, that saves a lot of time...

*staggers off, clutching pepperoni, smelling of ham...........AND VOMIT!!!*

And oh my god. i learned that there is a secret power trapped deep inside me, residing in a northeasternly direction relative to my douadnum. it turns out im the emo hulk. GRAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

Whoop-diggety-doo, i'm a monkeys uncle if snoop dogg can bake pies faster than ringo and i'm infected with cooties of the wee-wee. Someone quick, find me a banana or the wriggle-bot gets cornfuddled in his bummity-bum-bumm. Can't you see he's the man let me hear you applaud, and if you'll excuse me i've gotta go take a dumpseygiggles...*people in white jackets show up and cart bubezleeb away*

Yes I am one of the countries newest Marines. I graduated with platoon 1003 Alpha Company 1st Battalion on December 12th of 2008: my 19th birthday. My Military Occupational Specialty (MOS) is 0300A which is infantry. I still havent gotten my pictures developed from boot camp, so my avatar is still the gothic me. I love to meet new people, and I've got that Marine mentality, so be careful...

To update, i am now in 1/4 out in camp horno. it's in camp pendleton. I am Alpha Company again, and now I am part of 2nd Platoon, 1st Fire Team, Rifleman. OO-RAH!!!!
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*Waves excitedly* Hiya! welcome to the testing portion of your tour! I'm Adam, and i'm just so durn excited to have you! *offers some sort of candy* Here, enjoy some cyanide while you view all of my plentiful questions all of a pointless nature. And one more thing, watch out for Henry, the elftown zombie butterfly. He may be small, but golly, can that little guy eat some brains!!!! Oh, you shoulda seen it. This one time, a young lady was looki......*trails off as Henry begins munching his brainmeats*...save....yoursel-eaugh....
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1.) How many times a day would you let me kiss u??

2.) Would you let me hold you?

3.) Would you make me have sex with u?

4.) Would you let me take you places?

5.) Would you let me love you ?

6.) Would you lie to me?

7.) If I was sick what would you do?

8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends?

9.) Do u Want to have a future with me?

10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them?

11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad?

12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out?

13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends?

14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do?

15.) Would you give me your myspace password?

16.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail?

17.) If I said I loved you would you say it back?

18.) How good do i look from 1-10?

19.) How do you feel about me?

20.) Have i ever made you smile?

21.) Do you Want to spend the night with me?

22.) Would we still be friends if we broke up form a relationship?

23.) If you had an empty house would you call me to come over?

24.) Are you gonna repost this so i can reply

25.) Would you ever brake up with me cuz i said NO!!! for anything??
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YOU CAN ASK ME SIX QUESTIONS::
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No matter how random, revealing, rude, or pointless
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well, it seems like these tests aren't really revealing much about a person's thoughts and feelings, so i'm going to make up one of my own here, just for shits n giggles. so here goes(btw if you think it sucks, please feel free to stab yourself in the eye with a soldering iron...)

(UNDER CONSTRUCTION)
1.) How do I look?
2.) Would you like to meet me?
3.) Which of my pictures is better?
4.) Have i made you smile yet?
5.) Why did you first talk to me?
6.) If we were alone in a room, what would we do?
7.) Do you prefer romance or lust?

This next one isn't my creation, it followed me home, and it's hard to kill...
what would you do if:
1) I committed suicide:
2) I said I liked you:
3) I kissed you:
4) I lived next door to you:
5) I started smoking:
6) I stole something:
7) I was hospitalized:
8) I ran away from home:
9) I got into a fight and you weren't there
what do you think of my:
1) Personality:
2) Eyes:
3) Face:
4) Hair:
5) Clothes:
6) Mannerisms:
general stuff:
1) Who are you?
2) Are we friends?
3) When and how did we meet?
4) How have I affected you?
5) What do you think of me?
6) What's the fondest memory you have of me?
7) How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?
8) Do you love me?
9) Have I ever hurt you?
10) Would you hug me?
11) Would you kiss me?
12) Would you make love to me?
13) Would you marry me?
14) Emotionally, what stands out?
15) Do you wish I was cooler?
16) On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?
17) Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
18) Am I loveable?
19) How long have you known me?
20) Describe me in one word.
21) What was your first impression?
22) Do you still think that way about me now?
23) What do you think my weakness is?
24) Do you think I'll get married?
25) What about me makes you happy?
26) What about me makes you sad?
27) What reminds you of me?
28) What's something you would change about me?
29) How well do you know me?
30) Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
31) Do you think I would kill someone?
32) Are we close?
33) Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?
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GLAH!!! so many randomness tests! Check it out: if you take these tests, you will gain the ability to fire laser beams from your forehead! So take 'em!!!!
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some things i like(because people are starting to ask me these questions a hella lot)
Likes:music(any kind), singing really loudly in public, having fun despite any unintended consequences, my best friend no matter what:eli weber, My beloved Marine Corps, My beautiful M-16A4 Service Rifle, that sweet-ass pistol i had the opportunity to shoot, laughing, flirting way too hard, training(as much as it hurts), grilled cheese sammiches, Invader Zim...and more. You want to know? Just ask me, I'm like scarily friendly, and i will only kill you if i'm having a bad day...

I say things like 'hella', 'i know, right', 'lol', and 'blow-J'. so get over it now, because i say them a lot. And by the way, everyone that's not from michiga, illinois, or indiana, It's called pop. not soda, or soda-pop. and it's definately not called coke, unless it's a flipping coke. *shakes head*

DISCLAIMER: although the word beer, found in my other interests section, is the same size as all the rest of those green words, i assure that if there were a pie chart of what i like, it would come with a beer. And it would probably be cherry pie too, because isn't cherry pie just the shit? Or maybe pecan, hell i dunno, why can't the pie chart waitress just realise that everyone likes pie no matter what flavor. Then she can stop wasting valuable pie eating time asking me if i want pie or not...

Age: 23Year of birth: 1989Month of birth: 12Day of birth: 12

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Elf

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Place of living: USA-California

Town: Camp Pendleton

Known languages
Sign LanguageEnglishSpanish

Favorite drawing objects
animedemonselves
funnymagicsex
strangevampireswarriors
weapons

Computer interests
action gamesartchat
emailgraphicsmusic
pr0nprogrammingstrategy games
videowebcamweb design
Windows

Music
adult popalternativeblues
classicalcountryeurodisco
folk musicgothgrunge
heavy metalhip hophouse
jazznew ageopera
popprogressive metalpunk
rapreggaerock
synthtechno

Other interests
animeartbeer
board gamesbookscard games
carschasing the preferred sexchess
crime storiesdancingdisco
drinkseatingeconomics
electronicsfantasyfilm
gamblinghuntingmotorcycles
partyphysicspolitics
pornrole playingsinging
scifismokingtheatre
travellingwhiskywine
writing

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: muscular

Height: 193


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