Me and my brother Nick
Me and my Best friend in the world Leslie
I love to cook and am actually really good at it, I love to draw, write, and read. I am an easy going person but have my own issues. What most people don't know about me is I have lived and seen many of the horrors of the world. Foriegn and Domestic against me and others. Real Eye opener to have see such things and have many of them happen to you. Yes I may look like a happy go lucky girl but I am an excellent actor when it comes to myself.
On another note I must give warning, Don't fuck with my friends! I am a very protective person of what I consider mine. You should understand that my friends accept me for who I am and what has happened to me. They have helped me pick up the pieces when my life fell apart these past few months. I will protect them with everything that I have. I don't need their protection but they give it freely. So be nice otherwise I will blow a gasket.
I am a very patient person. I can sit and wait for something to happen for weeks, months, and on a couple occasions years. I would love to be a sniper but my eyesight isn't up to par. I am willing to wait an amount of time on people but when nothing is forthcoming I will leave and make what I want to happen happen. The time frame varies from person to person. Don't try my patients though. An angry me isn't a very pretty sight.
Well I will update this in the near future.
What do you get when you cross PMS with GPS? A crazy bitch who can find you!
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
It's not water boarding if its religious. So lets baptize all the terrorists.
Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have."
I am the Iron man... carved out of stone.
Sometimes I think that I am on crack. Then I remember that I haven't taken any.
~ Katie Graham
I spread my legs to try and fit the full 30"........ I am really bad at marching.
I am sorry that your penis is a whore!
I have milk and I know how to use it!!!!
You and your white stuff!
Friends are the duct tape of life
I love it. I chuck something at you and you eat it.
~Me after throwing some chicken at Westbrook
Just because you're original doesn't mean you're useful.
It's Gods place to forgive Osama bin Laden It's our place to arrange the meeting (USMC)
~Our first mates bumpersticker on his car
To err is human, To forgive is Divine, The Marines do neither!
Okay we are going to do two reps of 40 push ups and then two reps of 45 push ups. Alternating between them.
~Lt. Galdo leading PT
If you don't watch porn you need therapy.... WILLIAM.
Remember flys spread disease, Keep yours closed.
I made a joke, you know, A HA HA?
M~Whats the difference between kingdom and empire?
ML~ no empire's are bigger
K~ Nu Uh otherwise why would you call it the KINGDOM OF HEAVEN???
F.I.N.A.L.S (Fuck I Actually Never Learned this Shit)
I love school .... Except that learning part. Thats gotta go.
Yes I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear thank you very much
I kill you for a klondike bar!
I got a paper cut from correcting your paper online!
How did you do that?
No trespassing: Violators will be prostituted. (Jess after a long night at a party trying to read)
"I am a soldier, I fight where I am told, and I win where I fight."
We herd sheep, we drive cattle, we lead people. Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way. - George Patton
Great ambition is the passion of a great character. Those endowed with it may perform very good or very bad acts. All depends on the principles which direct them.
~ Napoleon Bonaparte
"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't"
- George Patton
Better to fight for something than live for nothing.
- George Patton
If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking
- George Patton
"do not walk behind me, for i may not lead. do not walk in front of me, for i may not follow. do not walk beside me, for i may not walk in step. in fact, get the hell away from me." -Lilian O.
"I have never advocated war except as a means of peace" -Ulysses S. Grant
"In war there is no substitute for victory."
-General Douglas MacArthur
"We make war that we may live in peace" -Aristotle
"Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway." -John Wayne
I killed a 1/5 with two little brown people"
Yes you have the right to your opinion, and I have the right to think you are stupid.
"Stop feeding the dead!!!"
"STBY" (Sucks to be You)
"Want me to snuff that bitch?"
"What are my keys doing in the microwave?"
"I can drink myself home."
"What in the fuck was that?!??!"
"Those were racoons Heather."
"Pull over I want to pet them!!!!"
-Heather Hawthorne after half a bottle of wine (and she was supposed be the DD that night)
"Coates, are you just looking at things and saying Hoh-ah?"-Weiss
"Half eaten doughnut Hoh-ah!"-Coates
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and monkeys do to (if they've got a gun)!"
"I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women...hot and strong...with a spoon in then."
"You aren't drunk until you have to hold on to the grass to keep from falling off the Earth."
Murphy's Laws of Sex:
20. Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
Murphy's law of Armor:
23. Hearing an “Aw, shit” soon after an “on-the-waaay!” means you’re probably not getting that promotion.
“Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.”
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
The Marine This poem will make your heart melt. It is for all military services. When I recieved this it was so heart moving I sent it to all my Army friends.
THIS IS HOW AWSOME MY BATTALION IS.... WE KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSxKlFCs6N0
GO ON SELECT IT YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!!!!
My nickname given to me by Powell is Skittles, If you want to know the story behind that then just message me.
Why long for the things you cannot have?
Because dreams come true
My sister and her American pride, My little cousin Cooper is the one with the mustache.
I am a supporter of Gay/Lesbian marriage. If you don't like it you can suck on my imaginary left nut. The stupidest question I have ever heard was "When did you know you were gay?" My cousin responded, "When did you know you were straight?" That is the best answer I have ever heard.
A few poems that i wrote for myself ... read between the lines and tell me what you think it means
My art work
rien151's Art Work
Jokes of the Military
my body my choice
make a girl smile
support our troops
my sesshomaru juju back off *huggles juju*
[words to think about]
i am as useful as a submarine with screen doors
if you want to hear god laugh, tell him your plans
My skin is water proof the last time i checked
I believe that when life gives you lemons grab em and find someone whose life gave them tequila and have a party
I believe that all those who want to wear a thong should go through and application process
I believe that there is more then one way to skin a cat, but the cat isn't going to like any of them.
[blue collar comedy]
[the most famous usage of the word fuck in history]
[Custer] were are all those f-ing Indians coming from?
[captain of the titanic]where did all this f-ing water come from?
[mayor of Hiroshima]what the f--- was that?
[the above was compliments from my dad]
There was a pirate he was the captain and one fine day on the water he looked over the horizon to see a schooner coming and he said to his first mate "bring up me red shirt" so the mate went off and got the captain his red shirt.
Later that victorious evening the mate went up to the captain and said " sir why did you ask me to bring up your red shirt before we went into battle?" and the captain said " well i new that there would be a big battle and if i got shot i didn't want you to see me bleedin so i asked for my red shirt."
The next day the captain saw a naval fleet heading toward their ship and the pirate said to his first mate " Mate ... bring up me brown trousers"
Look! Dancing Kribbies! :P
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<(@@)>(rien is disturbed)
I have issues yes i do
i have issues how bout you
Cheer leader hate cheer
oh my god i think i broke a nail
the sun i swear is bleaching out my hair
i don't even know the score
go go fight fight
gee i hope i look alright
A poem for the masses
Roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet
and so are you
the roses are withered
the violets are dead
the sugar bowls empty
and so is your head
<(@@)> [disturbed i tell ya]
-Friends: People who know you well, but like you anyway.
-If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure. --Vice President Dan Quayle
-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
-Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. *sticker in dorm*
Wisdom comes with age. Death comes with age. Therefore, wisdom is dangerous.
Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
This land is your land. This land is my land. So stay on your land.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Coincidence: when God chooses to remain anonymous.
It is not what a teenager knows that bothers his parents. It's how he found out.
The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss
[Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator]
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
23) Set up you desk in the elevator and when ever the doors open look up and ask "Can I help you?"