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Name: Akilah Shabazz
thats Garret and savannah
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[You cant have manslaughter without laughter]
School suxs ASS!!!!!!!( JUST A SIDE NOTE, U DONT HAVE TO AGREE WITH ME!!!)
Things i wonder about???
when was the condom first made? Found that out.
what goes through random peoples heads( especialy guys)
why there is no black Disney princesses?
What happens after we die?
What ever happened to corsets?
How come Parents are so demanding?
When was the first birth control pill made?
why are guys obsessed with boobs?
How do u get dick from richard( the names man... U perv!!!!!)
How guys can pee while having an erection?..does it work with a handstand?
Things that annoy me!!!
people that R full of themself
Christians that are against homosexuals( no im not gay)
Dark phases of womanhood
of never hav been a gurl.
half notes scattered without rhythm/ no tune
distraught laughter fallin
over a black girls shoulders
the melody lessness of her dance
dont tell nobody dont tell a soul
shes dancin on beer cans and shingles
this must be the spooke house
another song with no singers
& interupted solos/
are we ghouls? children of horrors?
dont tell nobody dont tell a soul
Are we animals? hav we gone mad?
I cant hear anything
but the maddining screams
& the soft strains of death
& you promised me
sing a black girls song
bring her out
to know her self
to know you
but sing her rhythms
sing her song of life
shes been dead for so long
closed in silence so long
she doesn't know the sound
of her own voice
her infinate beauty
shes half notes scatterd
sing her sighs
sing the songs oh her possibilities
sing a rightious gospel
the makin of a melody
let her be born/
let he be born
& handeled warmly- for colord girls who have considered suicide when the rainbow was enuf.
Falling From Grace
having the decisions sowed
that’s muffled inside
fighting to abide
tears roll down the stricken face
As it falls from grace.
tender and sweet
in a melody
as its thought over by the weak
the mind begs to stay
as it falls from grace.- me, and if U steal it i swear I will hunt u down and cut out ur important parts hehehehehehe :)
Shop of Horrors|||
I totally love this one
I get some of these alot.... or at leat I think I do ~_~..... hmmmmm
[how U can tell when its goin to be a bad day....]
* U wake up face down on the pavement
* U put ur bra on backwards and it fits better
* U call suicide prevention, and they put U [on hold]
* U see a 60 minutes news team waiting at ur office
* Ur b-day cake collapses from the wait of the candels
* U want to put on the clothes u wore last nite to the party and theres not any
* U turn on the news and they're showing emergency exit routes out of the city
* Ur twin sis forgot ur birthday
* U wake up and find ur water bed broke, and then relize U dont have a water bed
* your car horn goes off accidentley, and remains stuck as U follow a group of hells angels
* ur boss tells U to not bother taking off ur coat.
* the bird out side ur window is a buzzard
* U wake up, and ur braces are [stuck together]
* U walk to work and find ur dress is stuck in the back of ur pantyhose
* U call ur answering services and they tell U its none of ur business
* ur blind date turns out to be ur ex-wife.
* ur income check bounces
* ur pet rock snaps at u
* ur wife says "morning bill" and ur name is Goerge.
hahahahaha... this onw is my favorite.hahaha.....
Eightenn year old Leroy attends oakland high where Ebonics is taught. One of his homework assignments was to use the following words in a sentences. Read them.
1. rectum: I had two cars, but my ole lady *rectum both.
2. Stain: My friends axed if I were *stain for dinner
3. Seldom: I didnt need 2 tickets to the game so i seldom.
4. penis: the docter handed me and said *penis.
5. Income: I just got in bed mit a hoe and *income my wife.
6. Fortify: I asked the hoe," how much" and she said" *fortify"
7. Disappointment: if I mis *disappointment, they gonna send me back to the big house.
8. foreclose: if I pay alimony this month, i'll hav no money *foreclose
9. Catacomb: She looked at his hair and said, " someone shud get this *Catacomb"
10. Underminde: there is a fine lookin gurl livin under the apartment undermine.
Needles to say- leroy got an "A"
|Age: 16||Year of birth: 1992||Month of birth: 6||Day of birth: 10|
Fantasy race personality: Elf
Place of living: USA-Arizona
Elfwood artist: No
Elfwood writer: Yes
Elftown crew wannabe: No
|books||card games||chasing the preferred sex|
Civil status: single
Sexual preference: opposite sex
Body shape: big breasted
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