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Member #172824 created: 2006-01-19 20:47:43Simple URL:   

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wow, ok this is me when i was 18 now and still trying to figure out what i was thinking with that hair...

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Travelling bard

Greetings lords and I'm just kidding.

Hello my name is Emily im 18 and I love to talk about (almost) anything! I love most all animals. I am Taken by the best guy i have ever met his name is Patrick Tucker and i love him with all my heart. i moved to where i am now about a year ago from michigan. if you want to talk just hit me up and we'll talk.         

One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." REPOST IF YOU CARE ABOUT SOMEONE

12 Ways To Get To A Girls Heart-- 1. Hugs her from behind. 2. Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other. 3. When standing, wrap your arms around her. 4. Cuddle with her. 5. Dont force her to do ANYTHING! 6. Write little notes. 7. Compliment her. 8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. 9. Say I love you.....and MEAN IT! 10. Brush the hair out of her eyes 11. Comfort her when she cries. 12. Love her with all your heart Girls- repost this if you think it is sweet. Guys-repost this if you would do any of it.

92% percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing your ass off.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No way
Girl: What would you choose: your life..or me?
Boy: My life
The Girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

A white man yells to a black man. "Hey colored boy! You're blockin my view."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this in your house if you are against raciasim.

"kiss lango"
I'm feeling: in love
You'll find me: at home
Kissing Language (Yup, it's real!) If a kiss is The Language Of Love, then we have a LOT to talk about....The Method of Love...
*Kiss on the ear----"I'm horny"
*Kiss on the check--"We're Friends"
*Kiss on the hand--"I adore you"
*Kiss on the neck--"We belong together"
+Kiss on the shoulder--"I want you"
+Kiss on the the lips--"I want you"/ "I love you"
+Holding hands--"We can learn to love each other"
~A Wink~"Let's get it on"
~Slap On The Butt~"That's mine"
~Putting With The Ear~"I can't live without you"
*Holding On Tight* "Don't let go"
*Looking In Each Other's Eyes* "Let's get romantic"
+Pulling Hair on Head "Tell me you love me"
+Arms Around the Waist "I love you too much to let go"
Advice= If you're kissing someone, close your eyes. It's not nice to stare...
Requirements= Post this again after reading or you'll have a bad relationship this year (You don't want that)
If you REALLY LIKE (LOVE) Someone right now and MISS THEM and CAN'T get them out of your head then re-post this within 1 minute and whoever you missing will suprise you tomorrow. (Cat_talker: that is all SO true)

My name is Chris
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I werent ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I cant do a wrong
I cant speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks arent home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Chariles bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
Im so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
Hes already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
And fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"Im sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Chris
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me
And you can help
Sickens me to the soul,
And if you read this
And dont pass it on
I pray for your forgivness
Beause you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be affected
By this Poem
And because you are affected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''

When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''

The Teacher fainted

I am a A Time Dragon!
Hey, I took the online Inner Dragon quiz and found out I am a Time Dragon on the inside.
In the war between good and evil, a Time Dragon tends to walk the fine line of Neutrality....
When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon is a risk taker and answers to no one....
As far as magical tendancies, Magical spells come as natural to the Time Dragon as breathe from it's body....
During combat situations, whether by spells or by claw, your inner dragon will do whatever it takes to get the job done....

[x] been drunk .
[] smoked pot.
[X] kissed a member of the same sex
[X] kisses a memeber of the oppisite sex
[] rode in a taxi.
[] been dumped.
[X] shoplifted.
[] been fired.
[] been in a fist fight.
[x]Had sex and/or messed around
[] had a threesome
[]tried to commit suicide
[]cut urself
[X] snuck out of your parent's house.
[x] been arrested.
[] made out with a stranger.
[] stole something from your job.
[] celebrated new years in times square.
[] went on a blind date.
[X] lied to a friend.
[x] had a crush on a teacher
[] celebrated mardi-gras in New Orleans.
[] been to Europe.
[xxxxxxx] skipped school.
[] thrown up from drinking.
[] lost your sibling...
[X] played 'Clue'.
[x] had a sleepover party.
[x] went ice skating.
[x] been cheated on.
[X] had a sweet sixteen.
[] had a Quinceanera.
[] had a car.
[x] drove.
[x] went to job corps
*if you copy this you must add one of your own*

Age: 19Year of birth: 1989Month of birth: 7Day of birth: 26

Gender: female

Fantasy race personality: Elf
Elftownworldmap 36°34.962'N 79°57.294'W

Place of living: USA-Virginia

Town: Winchester (old town)

Known languages
Sign LanguageEnglishFrench

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: No

Elftown crew wannabe: Yes

Favorite drawing objects

Computer interests
information seekingmusicuse communities

gothheavy metalpop

Other interests
board gamesbookscard games

Civil status: involved

Sexual preference: both sexes

Body shape: plump

Height: 173

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