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Death To Sound.

Member #167094 created: 2005-11-12 18:43:42Simple URL: http://www.elftown.com/167094   

Name: Zipper AKA LACI((stolen from a frend.))

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Street childAdventurerFastfood worker

Description:
So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window.

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My Sarah poo made this for me...I love it! thank you soo much!


Remember,your unique dont be somebody your not.Be yourself.


Okay before you send me a message dont send be one liners such as hi,hey,lol ect. And dont talk like gt,yo,thk ect..



DON`T ASK ME IF I HAVE MSN! IF YOU DO ILL RIP YOUR HEART OUT WITH A SPOON AND EAT IT! [Got it?]

But I got AIM...



Type Your Name With Your...
Thumbs Together:ashley
Nose:ashley
Elbow:aaqsayhloe36yt
Tongue: ashley
Chin:zAxz,dh
Foot:aashlkly
Eyes closed:ashlrty


Want to know more...ask



bands i like....
[F]A[I]M[L]Y [F]O[R]C[E] 5 <33
AFI
AVA
[bless the fall]
A7X
[The A.K.As]
A Change Of Pace
3 Doors Down
[Dresden Dolls]
Chevelle
ClearViewKills
[coheed and cambria]
Cute Is What We Aim For
Dead Poetic
[Gym Class Heroes]
From First To Last
The Academy is...
Good Charlotte
Green Day
hawthorne heights
jimmy eat world
Kiss
linkin park
30 seconds to mars
LostProphets
My Chemical Romance
Panic! At the Disco
Rob Zombie
THE PRIZE FIGHTER INFERNO
simple plan
[The Raconteurs]
Sum41
Fall Out Boy
[Scary Kids Scaring Kids]
The Plain White T's
[Self Against City]
Rise Against
Bullet For My Valentine
Switchfoot
System of a Down
[Pink Spiders]
Taking Back Sunday
THE RED JUMPSUIT APPARATUS
Nothing Unexpected
The All-American Rejects
Three days grace
[We Are The Fury]


Clickie!
http://www.mindistortion.net/iwantyoursoul/?i_am=AshleyXTheXRippe



Whats this you ask? Well my friend, its only the best band in the whole entire world...Here`s the music video.Tell me what you think. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqr8q7RheXg

Hold up, wait a minute, put a little love in it
Doctor, Doctor, I've got an emergency
It seems I'm head over heels, a case of L-O-V-E
It's like I'm glowing inside
Yeah, a light I can't hide
And if this feeling is bad then I don't wanna be right
What I've got in my soul gives me the highest delight
Oh yeah it's better than drugs
In fact it's sent from above, huh huh

Hold up, wait a minute, put a little love in it

Hey, Can't kick the habit
Yeah, I got to have it
Yeah, I 'm what they call a
Love addict, Love addict
Hey, can't live without it
Yeah, G'on shout about it
Hey, I'm a symptomatic
Love addict, Love addict

Need a refill cause I just can't get enough
I've got a fever, oh yeah, and the prescription's love
So lay the truth on me
Cause that is all that I need

Hold up, wait a minute, put a little love in it

Hey, Can't kick the habit
Yeah, I got to have it
Yeah, I 'm what they call a
Love addict, Love addict
Hey, can't live without it
Yeah, G'on shout about it
Hey, I'm a symptomatic
Love addict, Love addict

I'm blessed, I must confess
My heart is pounding in my chest
Cause this love's the best
I'm just a love addict

Coming down with something outrageous
Lookout now cause it so contagious
This feeling's got me reeling
So amped up that I hit the ceiling
Gotta clear my throat
Huh huh, now I gotta have some more

Hold up, wait a minute, put a little love in it

[Chorus x2]


       

    [things i like<3]
        My friends.
         Music.
        The mall.
     Stalking people.
      Takeing showers.
        Being outside hot or cold.
      

<3 [</3] <3 [</3] <3 [</3] <3 [</3] <3 [</3] <3 [</3]


     
[things i hate</3]
      Annoying people.
      FAKES.
      Alow computers.   
       Perverts.
       Needles.
       Wanna be`s/fakes

                    

your up late night starting fist fights vs. the fences in your backyard wearing your black eye like a badge of honor soaking in sympathy from friends who never loved you nearly half as much as me broken down in bars and bathrooms all I did was what I had to don't believe me when I tell you its just what anyone would do take the time to talk about it think alot and live without it don't believe me when I tell you its something unforgivable...



Halloween is no longer fun! If you go door to door trick-or-treating and you have a 5 o'clock shadow, no one want's to give you candy! "Get a job and buy your own candy" they say. It's not like soccer moms are running short on candy! But they say "No, I will not give you any sweet-tarts, go home and shave your back" It's just cruel! And you know what else?! Who cares if I'm not wearing a costume Mrs. Wilson. Dressing up was a ceremony of the 18'th century celtics to ward off and scare away evil spirits. Do you have evil spirits or something mrs. wilson? Is that why you want me to wear a costume?! cause if you do then I don't want you satan candy! Get behind me Satan!




kool/awsomest people in the world chart
[Disconnect ..-Dots-..]lacy-my adopted cuz! ^^
[Scary Kids Scaring Kayla;]kayla-My wife,also my sexy pineapple!I love her!
[Crazy_Emo Guy]seth-he is sooo freaken cool!
[LikeABoss]he is very cool to
[Mr. Sunshine]nick- he is really fun to talk
to
[Tylurrr]tyler-really cool person
[Forget.Me.Not]sammy-he is awesome and fun to talk to
[emosaurus]mark-he`s funny and and fun to talk to.
[saraaa.]sarah!! so awesome!!
[Moonlyte]Rachel-Awesome girl and shes really fun to be around. [ur just jelous because they are so much better, cooler, awesomer than you!!]....well its true 
(let me know if you want to be added)




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jealous?!

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<img:img/photo/167804_1156446469.jpg>.Rawr.

<img:img/drawing/173820_1156635804.jpg>yeah thats right!



[Name: Monica Shellering (She goes Monia or Mona)
Wand: Maple 17in. Unicorn hair
Eye Colour: Honey
Hair Colour: Brown
Skin Tone: A light tan
Age: 12
Height: 5'4"
Weight: 112 lbs.
Personality: Intelligent, daring, and hyper.
Traits: Monica is extremely intelligent. She's good with come backs. She can swallow anything you throw at her that's edible.


History: Monica grew up in a suburb of London. She lives with her parents and two brothers. (Both are older than her each are a year ahead of each other at Hogwarts.) She's known Narcea for two years.


Main Quote: 'The less you try the harder is seems, but the more you try the easier it seems.'


Outfits
Regular: Dark blue jeans, dark blue Weird Sisters t-shirt, and black sweater
Regular Shoes: Blue tennis shoes
Regular Accessories: Two clips in the front of her short hair to keep it out of her face
Regular Hair: Spiked in the back and straight in the back
Regular Carry bag: Change purse


School: School uniform with a green and silver tie
School Shoes: Shiny black dress shoes with the Green Day heart grenade
School Accessories: Green Day belt that she wears under her robe and a From First To Last arm ring carefully hidden
School Hair: Two Green Day clips hold back the two front pieces of hair
School Carry bag: Messanger bag with Green Day's heart grenade


Quidditch yea or nay?: Oh Yes!
Broom: Firebolt
Postition: Keeper
Favourite Quidditch Team: France


Anmagus: Squirrel
Bogart: Jatara


Comments: Monica is very hyper. She likes to talk to her friends during free time, and sometimes her friends can't get a word in.
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omg! thank you mia i love it!!(oh and this isn`t me.my friend just made this for me.)
]


[96% Of teens won't stand up for God, repost this if you're one of the 4% who will.]



   Funny Instructions
  ___________________
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)





[96% OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...
REPOST THiS iF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 4% WHO WiLL
]


clik on[#] if you liked my house!!




IAN IAN EVERYBODY WANTS AN IAN GO IAN GO!!





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Age: 15Year of birth: 1993Month of birth: 11Day of birth: 27

Gender: female

Fantasy race personality: Duck
Elftownworldmap 40°27.000'N 80°0.000'W

Place of living: USA-Pennsylvania

Town: koo koo

Known languages
English

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: No

Elfwood URL: why do you

Fanquarters URL: want

Wyvern URL: to

Home-page URL: know

Weblog URL: this

Favorite URL: stuff??

Elftown crew wannabe: No

Favorite drawing objects
funnystrange

Computer interests
action gamesartBasic
chatemailinformation seeking
music

Music
alternativeclassicalgrunge
punkraprock
techno

Other interests
animalsartboard games
card gamescatschasing the preferred sex
cookingdogseating
electronicsfantasyfashion
filmfishingknitting
needleworkplantsreligion
role playingscifisewing
slackingshopping

Civil status: married

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: sumo

Height: 163


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