*If someone asks you if you'd jump off a cliff if one of your friends did, say 'if they survived'.
*Never start something your friends can't finish.
*I'm not a doll, so don't f***ing play with me.
*Pain lets you know you're not dead yet.
*All hail Kitty Sama
*Fubar is a German Word
*I Pray You Live Every Day To The Fullest, Love Like You've Never Been Hurt, And Dance Like No One Is Watching
*You may call me whatever you'd like, but I'm still going to take your cake.
*When someone pisses you off, remember: it takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
*Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
*If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
*Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
*Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.
*You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
*Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
*Why do people say 'Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer' when girls usually hit harder than your enemies?
*There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead
*Life is Sexually transmitted
*The idea is to die young as late as possible.
*You're never too old to learn something stupid.
*If history is doomed to repeat itself, bring on the beheadings!
*Try to do things in chronological order. It's less confusing that way.
*Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
*God creates dinosaurs. God kills dinosaurs. God creates man. Man kills God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man... Woman inherits the earth. (Jurassic Park)
*I've got a plan so cunning, you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel.
*Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
*Don't sweat petty things... or pet sweaty things.
*I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do!
*My goal in life is to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.
*Eat a live toad in the morning, and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
*Never moon a werewolf.
*The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
*Be nice to dragons, for you are crunchy, and go well with ketchup.
*A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
*Magic lightning can strike the same place twice.
In the war between good and evil, your inner Dragon self is rotten with the stench of EVIL.
When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon walks a fine line between Law and Chaos.
As far as magical tendancies, a Viper Drake's nature does not lend itself well to the ways of Magic.
During combat situations, whether by spells or by claw, your inner dragon will do whatever it takes to get the job done.
The Viper Drake has a sleek, deep green body that moves quickly and swiftly through the swamps and bogs where it makes it's home.
Despite their evil nature, the Viper Drake is not terribly aggressive and will generally leave most creatures alone unless provoked, that is unless the drake is hungry.
While not venomous, as it's name might imply, the Viper Drake is a powerful fighter. A Viper Drake makes great use of both it's corrosive breath weapon and it's terrible bite, which has a nasty tendency to fester even the smallest wound.These creatures are dangerous and are widely feared.
This Dragons favorite elements are: Rubies and Hemlock Root
What's My Element: Death
What's My Animal: Cat
Which of the 7 Deadly Sins I am: Envy