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First off i would like to say that JOHNNY DEPP IZ HOT
[96% OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FORGOD...
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I LIKE TO SWIM AND READ STUFF LIKE THAT,MY FAVORITE THING TO DO IS HANG WITH MY BF .i love my hometown of sandhaven,scotland sadly i moved at 7 .i also love being in the band playing my trumpet
THINGS I LOVE:
-BEING IN BAND,MARCHING
[favorite bands /singers]
-Sixpence None The Richer
- Red or Black Roses
[Favorite Tv Show]
-Archery And Swimming
001: Name: Debbie Ann Krones
002: Nicknames: Debs,DEBINASTER,LITTLE DEBBIE CAKES
003: country of living: Orlando, FL.
004: Birth date: MAY,19 1991
005: Height: 5'5"
006: Eye color: BLUE
007: Shoe size:9 1/2
009: You smoke:NO!
010: Hobby's:DRAWING CLOTHES,SWIMMING
011: Brothers/Sisters:2 BROTHERS AND 3 SISTERS
014: Tattoo: Don't have any...
015: Vacationland: SCOLAND
016: Are there people you wont reply to: Yes
017: Nicest person you met this year: KELLIE
018: Person you rather not have met this year: Joshua Durham ROFL!
019: Who would you like to meet: JOHNNY DEPP
020: Who is it that you admire: JOHNNY DEPP
021: Most sexy person(s): JOHNNY DEPP
022: Favorite Pyama: what in gods name is a Pyama?
023: Favorite Car: MUSTANG
024: Favorite Movie(s): ANASTASIA
025: Favorite music: Rocketeer soundtrack
026: Favorite City(s): Fraserburgh
027: Favorite Plush: BUNNY
028: Favorite deodorant: Dont Have A Favorite
029: Favorite Magazine: IDK
030: Favorite sound:Music
031: Favorite TV-series: Supernatural
033: Favorite Nickname: DEB
034: What is on your mousepad: its black
035: What all is under your bed: BOXES
036: Favorite color(s): BLUE,BLACK,RED
037: Favorite Song ever: Opening Main title-Rocketeer
038: Favorite song at this moment:Who Wants To Live Forever-Queen
039: Favorite food: CHICKEN
040: Favorite class in school: BAND
041: Favorite drink:Coke
042: Lucky number:13
043: What do you think that is greatest about yourself: NOTHING
044: What deodorant do you use: Any
045: Favorite shoes: Any
046: What time do you go to bed on workdays: NO IDEA
047: What word do you use most: JOHNNY DEPP
048: Most romantic moment in your life:after school with jonny
049: Most ashamed moment of your life: IDK
050: You spend your time rather inside or outside: both but i prefer outside especially when its cold
051: What do you do on the weekends: SLEEP
052: What class in school do/did you dislike most: MATH
053: Your Breakfast: PANKAKES
054: What do you really really dislike to eat: SPINACH
055: Pets: I USED TO HAVE MICE
056: Laugh or dream: Both
057: Serious or funny: FUNNY
058: Fast or slow: idk
059: You prefer being alone or have relation: RELATION
060: Simple or Complicated: SIMPLE
061: Cremate or Buried when dead: IDK NEVER THOUGHT OF IT
062: Sex or alcohol:idk
063: Stay up late or go to bed early: stay up LATE
064: Light or dark: dark
065: Speak or Silence: SPEAK
066: tall or small girls: idk
067: Newspaper: DONT READ IT
068: Hug or kiss: BOTH
069: Happy or Sad: HAPPY
070: Life or Death: LIFE
071: Gig or Disco: DISCO
072: Left or Right: right
073: Sausages on top, or on the side:WTF
074: Dark/ red/ Blonde: RED
075: What would you ask god if you could ask him 1 single question:why do i suck at everything i try to do
076: you believe in reincarnation: IDK
077: you believe in Aliens: NOT REALY
078: When you die, what will be your last words: idk
079: Does true love exist: YES
080: How many kids would you like to have: 1-3
081: What is the thing you cant stand: People who talk to me when i make it obvious i dont want them to
082: Best feeling?: idk
083: Worst feeling in the world: BREAKUP
084: What are you afraid of: loosing Richard
085: Are you an emotional person: IDK YOU TELL ME
086: You cry while watching a movie: SOMETIMES
087: Your goal in life: SKYDIVE
088: What was the promise you made to yourself at new years eve: NONE
090: As what animal would you like to reincarnate:DOLPHIN
090: what is the most beautiful part on the female body: EYES I GUESS how would i know
092: Most original place to ask your lover to marry you:picnic
093: What do you think of Elftown: OK I GUESS
094: Is there something you miss about Elftown: NO
095: Where did you get this question list: MY BF
096: Besides Elftown, what do you do most on your PC: CHECK EMAIL,GAIA ONLINE,CHAT
~*THE PERFECT GUY*~
someone that can lay in the grass and play with your hair,tell you how beautiful you are and whisper i love you in your ear ,will meet your family and be polite and stay on the phone all houres of the night ,say you will be together forever ,and make u feel like nothing is better,who knows your favorite color and your favorite song ,and never tries to do anything wrong ,whos say s that he will always be there and actually shows that he cares!
[Don't EVER leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one they love. Tonight your true love will realize how much they love you between 1 & 4 in the morning, and tomorrow the shock of your life will occur. If you break the chain then you will have bad luck, so copy and paste within 1 min.]
THINGS GURLS WANT GUYS TO KNOW!!
1. We want to be hugged
2. We want you to show us affection even when people you know are around.
3. We have peverted minds SOMETIMES
4. Don't take us for granted.
5. If you like us, make your move before someone else does.
6.If you don't shave, don't expect us too...EVERYDAY!!
7. Even though we're perfectly okay with it, don't tell us to kiss our friends to turn you on unless you're willing to do the same.
8. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
9. We don't care how sexy your ex was.
10. We absolutely do not care about how hot you think other girls are even if were not going out with you!!!
11. Even though you almost never are, we'll pretend that you're right sometimes.
12. Its not our job to make all the plans.
13. We understand that size doesn't matter.
14. We're not as shallow as you think we all are.
15. PMS is ALWAYS an excuse.
16. On that note, anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us.
17. Vin Deisel IS hot, so get over it.
18. We like it when you say that you're sorry (even if its not entirely your fault)
19. The excuse "I can't dance" is absolutely unacceptable...we'll appreciate the effort.
20. Make fun of us...prepare to DIE!
21. The "little things" are really the biggest things
22. No girl just wants to be "your friend with benefits".
23. Don't smoke and expect us to kiss you, its gross beyond words.
24. We're sensitive.
25. When we trip and or fall, throw yourself upon the altar of sacrifice and humiliate yourself to make us feel better.
26. Don't lie to us...ever.
27. If we take the time to write you cute notes, write us back, we really
28. Hold our hand.
29. At least 98% of you guys who are reading this REALLY should take our advise, it'll make your life a lot easier.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
[Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmates]
Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe breaks the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"
Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
[How To Annoy People In An Elevator]
Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
Call the psychic hotline from you cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
[General Ways to Annoy People]
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.
[Ways To Annoy People On The Subway]
Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try to get by.
Constantly ask people for directions.
Don't take a shower for a month.
Tell the people your problems. They really want to know.
[Ways to Torture the Pizza Guy]
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask if you they can put food color in the cheese.
Ask them to not put a band-aid on it this time or you will sue.
[Ways To Annoy A Cop]
Hey, you must've been doin' 125 mph to keep up with me!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.
[Annoying Things To Say To Other People]
Would you hold this messy kleenex for me?
Would you look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
Can you believe they only gave me three years for killing my own sister?!
I've just been treated for tapeworms.
[Annoying Things to Do at the Bowling Alley]
Rent all the lanes, don't bowl.
Wear a baseball uniform, bowl sidearm.
Sit in your lane and heckle others with a bullhorn.
Run around sprinkling "magic fairy dust" on everyone's balls.
[Ways To Annoy People At The Movies]
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
[Annoying Things To Do At School]
leave a Snickers bar in the toilet.
Draw pictures of your professor in the margins.
End the paper with "This paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds".
Support your thesis with quotes from your VCR manual.
Follow these rules to maintain your sanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses
on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
8. Don't use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
11. Specify tha! t your drive-through! order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape
of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name,
Rock Hard Devon.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!"
"3rd time this week!!!!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."
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|Age: 23||Year of birth: 1991||Month of birth: 5||Day of birth: 19|
Fantasy race personality: Elf
Place of living: USA-Florida
Elfwood artist: No
Elfwood writer: No
Elfwood URL: †Fallen Angel†
Fanquarters URL: †Lucifers Sacrifice†
Wyvern URL: †Catch Me†
Home-page URL: †Dead†
Weblog URL: †Johnny Depp's Hot†
Elftown crew wannabe: No
Favorite drawing objects
Civil status: involved
Sexual preference: both sexes
Body shape: thin
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