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Mikaila (Im BACK)

Member #155122 created: 2005-08-25 11:56:37Simple URL: http://www.elftown.com/mikaila   

Name: Mikaila Jones

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*breaks into song* ent nobody gonna breaka my stride! ent nobody gonna slow me down, oh no, i got to keep on moving!!

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Description:

Name: Mikaila
Astrological sign: Gemini
Chinese zodiac sign: Snake
Sexual Preference: bi
Current Haircolor: dark brown
Eyecolor: blue
Weight: 55kg

Favorites
Color: depends what were talking about, clothes etc..
Animal:i guess horses and most african wildlife (africa is home)
car: im female, forgive my lack of education.. i would ask a guy to escort me
Flower: i dont like flowers, no point, they die
Beer:cant drink, neva liked beer
Liquor: Amarula cream, still cant drink
Food:a proper t-bone steak wit chips (fries)
Book:anything by Robert Jordan, David Eddings, David Gemmel, wibur smith and more, and harry potter to
Band/SingerSinger: lots
Song: iris by goo goo dolls and loads more
Movie: at the moment... sin city
Country: ZAMBIA ROCKS


Color your hair?: yes
Have tattoos?: am planning
Piercings?: yes
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend/both?:not atm
Floss daily:i hav braces, sobsob
Ever get off the damn computer?:recently not v. often
Stolen anything?:hey we all make mistakes ok!
Smoke?:maybe
Pot?:tried it, dont like it
Crack?:no
Drink?:no
Considered a life of crime?:yep..
Cheated on someone?:not yet
Been married?: god no
Been divorced?: nope
Are you psycho?: not that i no of
Split personalities?:kinda
Schizophrenic?:i might be
Obsessive?:within reason, compared to most pple no
Compulsive?:yes
Obsessive Compulsive?:how can you obsess over something like that??
Panic?:yes at the right times
Anxiety?:yes at the right times
Depressed?:i think im a depressant, but i dont drag anyone else into it
Suicidal?:there have been times...
Homicidal?:nonononono!!!
Genocidal?:i respect other peoples lives
Pedophile?:i feel very strongly about pedophilia, its truly disgusting


funny stuff
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses
on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape
of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name,
Rock Hard Devon.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!"
"3rd time this week!!!!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."
20. Put this in all of your profiles.






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*10 Commandments of a Teenager*



1-- thou shall not sneak out when parents
are sleeping. [why wait?]





2--thou shall not do drugz [alcohol last longer]


3--thou shall not steel from k-mart.
[Wal*Mart has a bigger selection]


4--thou shall not get arrested for
vandalism. [destruction has a bigger effect]


5--thou shall not steel from thy parents.
[every-1 knows grandma has more money]



6--thou shall not get in fights. [just start them]


7--thou shall not skip class. [just take the whole day off]


8--thou shall not strip in class. [hooters pays more]



9--thou shall not think about having sex.
[as nike says just do it]


10--thou shall not help old ladies cross
the street. [just leave them in the middle]



15 THINGS 2 DO IN WALL-MART
1.get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they arent looking


2.set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5 minute intervals


3.make a trail of tomato juice leading down the isles


4.walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, ''code 3 in house wares''
and see what happens


5.go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of skittles on lay-away


6.move a ''CAUTION WET FLOOR'' sign to a carpeted area


7.set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you will invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department


8.when a clerk ask if they can help you start crying and ask ''why cant you people just leave me alone?''


9.look right into the security camera use it as a mirror and pick your nose


10.while handling the guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he know where the anti-depressants are


11.dart around the store suspiciosly while loudly humming the theme song to
''mission impossible''


12.in the auto department practice your
''madonna look'' using differnt size funnels


13.hide in clothing racks and when people browse through start saying
PICK ME ...PICK ME...PICK ME


14.when an annoncement comes on the loud speaker, assume the fetal postion and scream ''NO! NO! It's those voices again!


15.go into a fitting room and stay there for a little while and then yell loudly
''theres no toilet paper in here''


I need: attention
I find: abandonement
I want: perfection
I have: nothing
I wish: to find my purpose
I love: very few
I hate: hypocracy and selfishness
I miss: emotion, and comfort
I fear: death, especially by drowning, and an unknown future
I feel: pale dispair
I hear: chaos
I smell: depression
I crave: loyalty
I search: for reasons to live
I wonder: why i suffer
I regret: not refusing to drop out of school





HAVE YOU EVER-
1) Dated one of your best friends:yes
2) Loved/Liked: both, i wont make the same mistakes again
3) Cried: yes
4) Drank alcohol: Yes
5) Done drugs: nothing heavy
6) Broken the law: many times
7) Broken a bone: arm
8)Cheated on a test: yes.
9) Skinny dipped:many times and always get caught
10) Played Truth or Dare: oh yeah
11) Ridden in a fire truck: no
12) Come close to dying: Yes, a few times
13) Cheated on your boy/girlfriend:no, do unto others as you would have them do unto you
14) Given someone a piggy back/shoulder ride: Yes.both
15) Eaten a worm/mud pie: Yes
16) Stayed up till four on the phone:i hate talking on the phone
17) Tipped over a port-a-potty: No
18) Fell asleep while eating:probably
19) Met someone famous:yes
20) Been in a school play:yes, by force
21) Cried in public: yes
22) Seen someone die: yes, too many but no 1 i no thank god


Random questions
---------------------------------------------
Fallen for your best friend? Yes
Made out with JUST a friend? yes
Been rejected? Yes.
Been in love? yes, learn from your mistakes
Been in lust? oh yeah
Used someone? revenge
Been used? Yes.
Cheated on someone?no
Been cheated on? Yes.
Done something you regret? Yes.
Considered a life of crime? Yes.
Considered being a hooker?surprisingly yes, but a thoroughly glamorised version of the fantasy
Considered being a pimp?hell yeah, a female pimp.. heheh, talk to morgan nynaeve bout that
Dream of dead bodies, blood, death, and gore? increasingly lately. every night
Understanding: Yes.
Open-minded: Yes.
Arrogant: when im frustrated
Insecure: yes, but i dont think its noticeable
Interesting:if you get through the shell
{ Hungry: sigh, i love food
{ Friendly: Yes.
{ Smart:not really, not accademically
{ Moody: i can hide it to a certain extent
{ Childish:when its the right time
{ Independent:i like to think so, i have no1 to truly depend on
{ Hard working:not unless im interested
Organized:can be, just dont wanna be
Healthy:no, love junk food too much
Emotionally stable:not very usually, at the moment not at all
Shy:not really shy, more reserved and i like to listen before i contribute
Difficult:not unless its something i strongly believe in
Attractive:every1 has different tastes huh??
Bored easily: Yes
Thirsty: not right now.
Responsible:when necessary
Sad: yes
Happy:thats my natural disposition, but not really at the moment
Trusting:reserved, its incredibly difficult to get under my skin but once your there il stand by you no matter what
Talkative: when you get to know me
Original:i guess so.
Different:yes
Unique:yupyup




LAST TIME YOU
1.Smiled: just now
2.Cried: yesterdy
3.Spoke: now
4.Ate: about an hour ago, far too long
5.Sang:this afternoon, in the empty house
6.Stared at a picture:im not sure, today??
7.Read a book for pleasure:this morning
8.Got totally wasted:new years eve.. damged my liver or sumin now i cant have any alcohol.. which is good
9.Yelled:recently, i prefer to indulge my irritation in thick bouts of sarcasm
10.Showered: an hour ago
11.Brushed your teeth: this morning





HAVE YOU EVER
---------------------------------------------
1.Smoked a cigarette: Yes
2.Smoked a cigar:no
3.Snorted coke: no
4.Smoked Weed: yes
5.Been high: yes
6.Had sex: well... ahem..
7.Said "I hope you die" to someone: Yes.
8.Tried to kill someone: no
9.Tried to kill yourself: Yes.
10.Got in a fistfight: not that i can think of
11.Lied to your parents: yes
12.Given someone a bruise: yes
13.Ditched someone:yes
14.Freak danced: hehehehe...
15.Stole something: yep
16.Cut yourself: Yes.
17.Skipped school: yes
18.Hung up on someone: yes
19.Threw up at school: i dont think so
20.Done someone else's make-up: Yes
21.Kissed someone of the same sex: Yes
22.Had a burping contest: Yes.
23.Snuck out: Yes.
24.Been to a school dance: yes.
25.Thought your teacher was hot:young hot male P:E teacher, sigh, and young gorgeous, blond female art teacher, but she wasnt my type hehehe

Age: 20Year of birth: 1989Month of birth: 5Day of birth: 23

Gender: female

Fantasy race personality: Elf

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Place of living: South Africa

Town: Durban

Known languages
English

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: No

Elftown crew wannabe: No

Favorite drawing objects
demonsdragonselves
fairieshorsesmagic
sexvampireswarriors
weapons

Computer interests
information seeking

Music
alternativegothheavy metal
hip hophousepunk
rock

Other interests
animalsartbooks
chasing the preferred sexeatingfantasy
horsessmokingwriting

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: both sexes

Body shape: normal

Height: 169


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