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golfer_1986_2005 (ready to party)
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im a democarte and a hillbilly so i hope if u like nice guys you will talk to me
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(x) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(x) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX(Don't ask)
() I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
() I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(x) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
() I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX
() I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
() I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
() I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I NEVER BEEN SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(x) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(x) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
() I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
() I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(_) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(x) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(X) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
() I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(x) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER BEEN SKYDIVING
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
( I NEVER WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(X) I NEVER WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
() I NEVER HAVE BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
(x) I NEVER EGGED A PT CRUISER OR HONDA ELEMENT
(_) I NEVER LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(x) I NEVER CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED
(_x) I NEVER CUT MYSELF
(x) I NEVER TRIED SUICIDE
(_) I NEVER SAY NEVER
(x) I NEVER WENT SKINNY DIPPING
(_) I NEVER BROKE SOMEONES HEART
+++++ FACTS ABOUT SEX+++++
1) 94% of men lie about their penis size.
According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of
men use extra large condoms.
2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect
(no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the
3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even
though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.
4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can
make your penis grow but time (most men reach
the end of their growth by the early 20's)
5) There is no correlation between penis size and
shoe size, hand size, or nose size.
6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically
called "prostatic congestion."
7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.
+Some stuff on the ladies+
1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider
themselves "attractive" (20% of British women
43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say
they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the
term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking",
and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of
women say they are "sexy".
2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong
3) 60% of women have had breast implants.
4) 75% of women dont like oral sex
5) 95% of women shave their privates.
1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and
2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before
have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior
prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.
3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1
month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.
+5 Reasons Why Sex is Good+
1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150
calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your
cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.
2) You won't get sick. According to research if
have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to
3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense
of well-being. Women who have more sex were
clinically proven to be less depressed than women
who dont have sex.
4) Makes you look better- [ problem is ugly people
don`t get any ]. Sex releases hormones in your which make your skin and hair softer and
shinier and tone your physic.
5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies
prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who
had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate
as those who did not indulge themselves at least
once a month. It also makes you look younger. If
you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to
10 years younger than you really are.
Did You Know
1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up
running 75 miles!!!!
If you don't post this then you will have bad sex
7 years (who wants that?
get r done rednecks rule
you are a 3 room house the 1 out most room is your body the second or middle room is your soul and the thrid or in most room is were good resides if u let him who is in your in most room
i avoided getting locked up suck on those nuts tracy robins
i want to get laid
jon buckmen is a gangsta
blaine adams is buff
tony patterson is a logger
|Age: 22||Year of birth: 1986||Month of birth: 6||Day of birth: 23|
Fantasy race personality: Duck
Place of living: USA-Maine
|chasing the preferred sex||cooking||dogs|
Civil status: single
Sexual preference: opposite sex
Body shape: normal
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