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purple_gnome (May not reply for weeks on end LOL)

Member #146038 created: 2005-07-03 04:52:34Simple URL: http://www.elftown.com/purple_gnome   

Name: Corey

photo

drawing

well this pic. may be a little screwed up and you still don't know the sweat time and tears I put to get this stupid thing on here but it's finally on

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A girl and guy were speeding, on a  motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..



Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.



Guy: No, this is fun.



Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!



Guy: Then tell me you love me.



Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!



Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.



*Girl hugs him*



Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.



(In the paper the next day)



A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die.

to who ever posted this up thanks and to whoever reads this and loves someone this much post it on your site as well.

YOU CAN ASK ME SIX QUESTIONS::
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
__________________________________________________
No matter how random, revealing, rude, or pointless
__________________________________________________
I promise to answer them 100% truthfully
__________________________________________________
All questions are COMPLETELY confidential - send to my inbox
__________________________________________________
[Repost this to see what others ask you...]

I'll kill any fucker who does this

Guy: "Can we have sex right now?"
Girl: "Can we do what?"
Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"
Girl: "Um.....no."
Guy: "Why?"
Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my
friend......."
Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won' tell."
Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want
to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."
Guy: "I'm not special to you?"
Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."
Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.

5 minutes pass.......

Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.
Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me!"
Guy: tries to kiss her.
Girl: screams, "Would you stop."
Guy: continues trying.
Girl: moves to the back seat

Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl.
Starts to
kiss her.
Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."
Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves
over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.
Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."
Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard
to get".
Girl: crying, continues to fight.
Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.
Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"
Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.


An hour passes.........
Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.
Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, sobbing.
Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If
you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I
love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.
Girl: pulls back,
"Just take me home, now."
Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.


2 months later.........
Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in
2 months."
Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."
Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure
to receive.
Doctor: "You are pregnant."
Girl: faints.

The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the
Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy
in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling
you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."

The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got
her pregnant....then he lied about it. So completely depressed......the
girl commits suicide
by drug overdose.......

Girls, if this story touched you, repost it as "That's Fucked up"
Guys, if this story touched you, repost it as "I'll kill any fucker who
does this

Age: 24Year of birth: 1986Month of birth: 12Day of birth: 3

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Halfling

Elftownworldmap missing.

Place of living: USA-Indiana

Town: jonesboro

Known languages
English

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: No

Favorite drawing objects
animedemonsdragons
dwarveselvesfairies
funnyhorsesmagic
orcsstrangevampires
warriorsweapons

Computer interests
action gamesartchat
emailgraphicsinformation seeking
musicprogrammingstrategy games
videowebcamweb design

Music
adult popalternativegoth
heavy metalnew agepunk
raptechno

Other interests
animalsanimeart
board gamesbookscard games
catschasing the preferred sexchess
cookingdogsdrinks
eatingelectronicsfantasy
filmfishinggambling
huntingmotorcyclesparty
physicsreligionrole playing
scifislackingsmoking
snow scootersThe Town Heraldwine
writing

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: muscular

Height: 179


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