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Member #145622 created: 2005-06-30 20:35:29Simple URL: http://www.elftown.com/145622   

Name: Sarah

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Building worker

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Description:
I'm smart and i love to party but i'm always single because no man can touch what I got!!!! Ha ha just kiddin I'm just a little crazy. So well i'm a wild and crazy   and i love to hang out with friends and just chat and as y'all can see i'm from the coutry and don't really know how to spell well I hope no one takes afense to that because not all country people are dumb just some he he ha ha!!!!
sorry i don't got no pictures up yet I have to get some
lAYER ONE:
-- Name: Sarah
-- Nickname: Moron/country gal
-- Birth date: March, 30th 1989
-- Eye color:hazel
-- Hair color: Blond
-- Righty or lefty: Righty!!!!!!!!
LAYER TWO
-- Your heritage: no idea
-- Your weakness: being tickled
-- Your fears: snakes,bugs big dogs,
-- Your perfect pizza: meaty
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: complete collage
LAYER THREE
-- Soda: wild cherry pespi
-- Fast food joint: mcdonalds
-- Single or group dates: both
-- Adidas or Nike: nike
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
-- Chocolate or vanilla: both
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Cappuccino
LAYER FOUR
-- Smoke: nope
-- Sing: no
-- Take a shower every day: Yes, sometimes three i hate being dirty
-- Have a crush(es): yep just one though
-- Do you think you've been in love: nope
-- Want to go to college: yes
-- Like high school: yes it’s alright I guess
LAYER FIVE
In the past month..
-- Drank alcohol: yes
-- Smoked: no
-- Done a drug: no
-- Had sex : maybe
-- Made out: Yes
-- Gone on a date: Yes
-- Gone to the mall: yes
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: No
-- Eaten sushi: yes
-- Gone skating: yes
-- Made homemade cookies: yes
--Gone skinny-dipping:yes
-- Dyed your hair: yea
-- Stolen anything: No
LAYER SIX
-- Age you hope to be married: have no clue
-- Numbers and names of children: one of the girls if I have two would be Michelle ashley
-- Describe your dream wedding: on an island private
-- How do you want to die: painless
-- Where do you want to go to college: somewhere in california
-- What country would you most like to visit: Italy
LAYER SEVEN
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: one
-- Number of CDs that I own: too many too count
-- Number of piercing: ears
-- Number of tattoos: none
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: a couple
-- Number of scars on my body: not a lot but a couple
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: a hell of a lot

TO PLAY I NEVER.
PUT AN (x) IN FRONT OF THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE NEVER DONE BEFORE
AND A (_) ON THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE DONE AT LEAST ONCE. ADD AN "I NEVER" OF YOUR OWN.

I NEVER
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(_) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(x) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX
(x) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I NEVER BEEN SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(X) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(X) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(_) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(X) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER BEEN SKYDIVING
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
(_) I NEVER WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(_) I NEVER WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
(_) I NEVER LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(_) I NEVER CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED
(_) I NEVER EGGED A RANDOM CAR
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO A DIFFERENT COUNTRY
(X) I NEVER BEEN IN THE BACKSEAT OF A POLICE CAR
(_) I NEVER EGGED A RANDOM HOUSE
(_) I NEVER BEEN EXPELLED/SUSPENDED
(_) I NEVER CHEATED ON MY BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND
(_) I Never been caught cheating on my boyfriend/girlfriend

One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." REPOST IF YOU CARE ABOUT SOMEONE


[*~*If I were a flower would you pick me*~*]
[*~*If I were a lolly would you lick me*~*]
[*~*If I were a sweet would you suck me*~*]
[*~*If I ask you nicely would you fuck me!!*~*]
How Girls Flirt
[1 She makes eye contact and smiles at you.]
2. She hits you softly on the arm & laughs when you say something funny.
[3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you.]
4. She touches your arm when she talks to you.
[5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with a big smile on her face.]
6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly interested.
[7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends & she is almost always next to you.]
8. She criticizes you on a girl you like.
[9. You catch her staring at you.]
10. She plays with your hair or tries to put make up on you.
[11. Her friends outside of school & in school know about you, &
says she talks about you a lot.
]
12. She knows your phone number & address.
[13. She will try and talk, & spend time with you as much as possible]
how guys flirt
1. He stares at you alot.
[2. He hits you alot. (just play hitting )]
3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
[4. He yelled, "Hi!", to your mom that day she picked you up from school.]
5. He blew off his buds to go see "a chick flick" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go & didn't want to go alone.
[6. He tries to make you laugh, even if he gets hurt in the process]
7. His voice gets softer ("Hey, you") when ever you two talk.
[8. You hung up on him. He called you back.]
9. You were invited by him to a group outing.
[10. He called you to talk about nothing at all.]
11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do snort sometimes. Which makes you laugh even harder...
[12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation.]
13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
[14. He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, butt, thighs, etc.)]

the way 2 a girls heart~
1 . Tell her she is beautiful, not hot, fine, or sexy.
2 . Hold her hand at any moment even if it just for a second.
3 . Kiss her on the forehead.
4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
5 . Always tell her you love her at any and all times.
6 . When she is upset hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
7 . Recognize the small things . . . They usually mean the most.
8 . Call her sweetie, baby, or honey. (or darling)
9 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.
10 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.
11 . Write her notes. {she loves them}
12 . Introduce her to family and friends as your girlfriend.
13 . Play with her hair.
14 . Pick her up, tickle her and play-wrestle with her.
15 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.
16 . Tell her funny jokes.. tell her stupid jokes.. just tell her jokes.
17 . Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because you missed her.
18 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.
19 . Carve your names into a tree.
20 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.
21 . Give her piggyback rides.
22 . Bring her flowers just because.
23 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you are alone.
24 . Look her in the eyes and smile.
25 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants. (that way she will always have you around even when you aren't there...and she can always see your smiling face)
26 . Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music playing.
27 . Kiss her in the rain.
28 . If you're in love with her . . . tell her

Age: 18Year of birth: 1989Month of birth: 3Day of birth: 30

Gender: female

Fantasy race personality: Human
Elftownworldmap 41°6.906'N 98°10.986'W

Place of living: USA-Missouri

Town: Elsberry

Known languages
English

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: Yes

Elftown crew wannabe: Yes

Favorite drawing objects
funnylandscape

Computer interests
chatvideo

Music
countryhip hoppop
punkraprock

Other interests
animalsanimeart
beerboard gamesbooks
card gamescarpentrycars
catschasing the preferred sexchess
cookingdancingdogs
drinkseatingeconomics
fashionfilmfishing
geographyhorseshunting
motorcyclespartypoetry
politicsrole playingsinging
sewingsnow scooterssoap operas
shoppingsportingtheatre
The Town Heraldtravellingwhisky
winewriting

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: very thin

Height: 152


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