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Member #144791 created: 2005-06-26 19:40:29Simple URL:   

Name: Brandon Kline


Yup. That'd be me. Yup.

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My name is Brandon. I live in Etown and Love all sorts of stuff such as music, wrestling (The Federation!), movies, and hangin' out with my friends. I'm a pretty cool guy if I do say so myself. I enjoy writing/reading and film production stuff, too. Yeah, I'm a nerd--and lovin' it!

001: Name: Brandon

002: Nickname: Biggie K, Roy Johnson, Fatty OC

003: Country of living: US of A

004: Birthdate: 1/8/86

005: Length:short! 5'6"

006: Eye color: brown

007: Shoesize: 10 1/2

008: School/work: neither

009: You smoke: nizzle

10: Hobby's: Federation, chillin, what-not and whoody who

011: Brothers/Sisters: none

012: Relationship: baja

013: Piercing(s): no

014: Tattoo: no

015: Favorite Country to go to: Austrailia

016: Are there people you won't reply to? o.O

017: Nicest person you met this year: Erica

018: Person you rather not have met this year: Emerald

019: Who would you like to meet: Tim Burton, The Undertaker

020: Most sexy person(s): hmmm....

021: Who do you admire most: i dont think I really admire anybody

022:Favorite Pajamas(clothes to sleep in): whatever

023: Favorite Car: Century

024: Favorite Movie(s): Little Shop of Horrors, Spaceballs

026: Favorite City(s): Yourmomopolis

027: Favorite Plush(stuffed animals): Nero Wolfe (big ole' stuffed wolf o' mine) and Plankton

028: Favorite Perfume/au de toilette/aftershave: eh

029: Favorite Magazine: Game Informer? I don't read magazines

030: Favorite sound: rain

031: Favorite TV-series: The Simpsons

032: Favorite Writer: Stephen King

033: Favorite Nickname: Biggie K

034: What is on your mousepad: The word "Dell"

035: What all is under your bed: probably nothing

036: Favorite color: Blue and Orange but never together

037: Favorite Song ever: hmmmm.....

038: Favorite song at this moment: "Sorrow" by Bad Religion

039: Favorite food: Crabs (keep it 'g' rated!)

040: Favorite class in school: History

041: Favorite drink: Milk

042: Lucky numbers: 29

043: What do you think is the greatest thing about yourself: no clue

044: What deodorant do you use: Dead Baby brand Deodorant

045: Favorite shoes: my brown old man shoes

046: What time do you go to bed on weekdays: wheneverthehell I'm tired

047: What word do you use most: probably fuck

048: Most romantic moment in your life: on the couch with E on our first date

049: Most embarassing moment in your life: hehe too many to choose from

050: Would you rather spend your time, inside or outside: either or

051: What do you do in the weekends: congealing and doing nothing

052: What class in school do/did you dislike most: chemistry

053: Breakfast: if I'm in the mood

054: What do you really, really dislike to eat: spaghetti

055: Pets: had 2 'til we got rid of 'em

056: Laugh or dream: both are awesome

057: Serious or funny: depends

058: Fast or slow: meh

059: You prefer being alone or have relationship with someone: I'd prefer a relationship

060: Simple or complicated?: probably simple

061: Cremate or Buried when you die?: buried

063: Stay up late or go to bed early: late

64: Light or dark?: darks more fun

065: Speak or Silence: Speak

066: Do you like a Tall or short woman: my height, so short

067: Newspaper or Television: Television

068: Hug or kiss: kiss

069: Happy or Sad: a balance of both

070: Life or Death: life

071: Gig or Disco: o.O

072: Left or Right: right

073: Sausages on top, or on the side: i refuse to answer the question

074: Brunetts or Blondes: Brunettes

075: What would you ask God if you could ask him 1 single question: What do you want me to do?

076: You believe in reincarnation: yes, but no

077: You believe in Aliens: yes

078: When you die, what will be your last words?: The sun is shining...

079: Does true love exist: I believe it does

080: How many kids would you like to have: maybe 2

081: What is the one thing you can't stand: selfishness and unintelligence

082: Best feeling: happiness

083: Worst feeling in the world: emotional pain, bad memories

084: What are you afraid of: spiders

085: Are you an emotional person: meh, not usually

086: Do you ever cry during a movie: no

087: Your goal in life: do something worth while

088: What was the promise you made to yourself at new years eve: fuck that

089: Favorite art-artist: MC Eshel (sp?)(if you think that's a rapper, you need shot)

090: As what animal would you like to reincarnate: Giraffe

091: What is the most beautiful part on the female body: curves, and smile

092: Most original place to ask your love to marry you: In line at McDonalds, with the ring on top of a quarter pounder (with cheese)

093:What do you think of Elftown: It's just nifty

094: Is there something you miss about elftown: Who misses elftown?

095: Where did you get this question list: Someone's elftown....thing. Lauralilly.

096: Besides elftown, what do you do most on your PC: talk to people

097: Is there a question you missed in this all: probably, who the hell cares

------------------HAVE YOU EVER----------
Ever been so drunk you blacked out: No

Missed school because it was raining: no

Been hurt emotionally: yeah

Kept a secret from everyone?: of course

Had an imaginary friend: hell no

Ever wanted to hook up with a friend: yup

Cried during a Movie: no

Had a crush on a teacher: does wanting to bang her count?

Ever had a New Kids on the Block tape?: Have I committed ritualistic suicide yet? (the answer is no)

Been on stage: 2 Much like a mo'fucker!

Cut your own hair: no

Been sarcastic: me? never


Shampoo: who cares

Soap: anything from the shop 'lush'

colors: I answered that god damned question already!

Day/Night: Night

Summer/Winter: summer

favorite Advertisement: the six flag ones with the old guy

favorite Subject: History

favorite Drink: Surge (damn coke for taking it off the market)

-------------RIGHT NOW------------------
Hair: dark brown an all different lengths currently

Wearing: shorts and a heinz ketchup T-Shirt

I'm feeling: like slitting my own throat

Thinking about: someone

Listening to: nothing

------------------IN THE LAST 24 HRS------------------
Cried: ha

Worn a skirt: can't say that I have

Met someone new: no

Cleaned your room: no

Driven a car: no

---------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN------------------
Yourself: in my ability to be a smart ass yea

Your friends: most of them

Santa: Santa gave me Jesus juice

Tooth Fairy: fuck that bitch

---------FRIENDS AND LIFE------------------
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? no

Like anyone?: sure, why not

------ WHO -----------

when did you cry the most: Rotting in a hospital bed

Best Feeling: shut the fuck up lol

Worst Feeling: rejection

Age: 22Year of birth: 1986Month of birth: 1Day of birth: 8

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Halfling

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Place of living: USA-Pennsylvania

Town: Elizabethtown

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: No

Elftown crew wannabe: Yes

Favorite drawing objects

Computer interests
action gamesemailinformation seeking
musicstrategy gamesvideo

adult popbluesclassical
heavy metalhip hopjazz
new agepoppunk

Other interests
crime storiesdrinksfantasy

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: a little overweight

Height: 168

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