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Member #142577 created: 2005-06-15 16:49:27Simple URL:   

Name: Anthony


Drawing missing.

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Town DrunkBeggar

Hey I'm Anthony...I have a twin sister yes i hate her a lot

Stuff about me: I'm about 5'' 7'
Green eyes
Short dark hair
I'm big into sports..I really like baseball...I've been playing since I was about..oh I wanna say 7 years old...
I'm in 12th grade in scaon vally High School

I really like to play videogames in my free time. I love to build things with my hands I have some things that I built on my page.

Here are some K*Nex things that I have built...

A working roller coaster...

Another roller coaster thing...

A spiffy car...

Another car I huh?

*~*Wikis I'm In*~*

     ass hole song

Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American dream.
About me, about you, about the way our American hearts beat way down
in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the
cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the subcockle
area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the
colon, we don't know.
I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job.
I'm your average white suburbanite slob.
I like football and porno and books about war.
I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor.
My wife and my job, my kids and my car.
My feet on my table and a cuban cigar.
But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
(oh no) no way (uh-uh)
No, I've gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense
(oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane,
While people behind me are going insane.
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole)
I use public toilets and piss on the seat,
I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?"
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)
Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped people make handicapped faces.
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's a real fucking asshole)
Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong
I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (he's the world's biggest asshole)
Know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado,
hot-fuckin'-pink, with whaleskin hubcaps and all-leather cow interior and big
brown baby seal eyes for headlights... yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in
that baby doing 115 miles an hour, getting 1 mile per gallon, suckin' down
quarter pound cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-
biodegradable styrofoam containers... yeah! And when I'm done suckin' down
those greaseball burgers I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the
side, and there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it. You know why?
Because we got the bombs, that's why... yeah! Two words--nuclear fuckin'
weapons, OK? Russia, Czechoslovakia, Romania, they can have all the democracy
they want...they can have a democracy cakewalk right through the middle of
Tienamen Square and it won't make a lick of fuckin' difference, because we got
the bombs, OK? John Wayne's not dead--he's frozen! And when we find a cure for
cancer, we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You
know why? You ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15 million
times--that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and
John Casavetti and Sam Peckinpaw and a case of fuckin' whisky and drive...
(Hey, hey, hey, hey, you know you really are an asshole?)
Why don't you shut up and sing the song, Chris. I thought I was the
asshole... all the time it was him... what an asshole!
I'm an asshole (I'm an asshole, he's an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)
Everybody, A S-S H-O L-E
Ay Ay-Ay Ay-Ay Ay-Ay
A-thoom A-thoom-thoom A-thoom-thoom A-thoom-thoom
I'm an asshole and I'm proud of it!

1.Who are you?
2.Are we friends?
3.When and how did we meet?
4.Do you have a crush on me?
5.Would you kiss me?
6.Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7.Describe me in one word.
8.What was your first impression?
9.Do you still think about me now?
10.What reminds you of me?
11.If you could give me one thing what would it be?
12.How well do you know me?
13.When was the last time you saw me?
14.Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15.Are you going to put this up on your hous and see what I say about you?

1. Have we kissed?:
2. Do you want to?:
3. What would you like our relationship to be?:
4. Have we dated?:
5. Did you like it?:
6. Do you want to date?:
7. Are we close friends?:
8. Would you be here if I needed you?:
9. Are you attracted to me?:
10. Mentally, sexually, or both?:
11. Do you love me?:

Do you like my-

12. Face?:
13. Eyes?:
14. Lips?:
15. Body?:
16. Arms?:
17. Clothes?:
18. Ass?:
19. Hands?:
20. Hair?

Do think I'm-

21 Sexy?:
22 Beautiful?:
23 Hot?:
24 Cute?:


Do you think I'm-
25 Crazy?:
26 Nice?:
27 Fun to be around?:
28 Funny?:
29 Annoying?:

Would you..

30 Share chocolate with me?:
31 Spend a weekend with me?:
32 Alone?:
33 Hook up with me?:
34 Do me?:
35 Care if I ran away?:
36 Care if I died?:
37 Miss me if I left?:
38 Hang out with me?:

What would you do if..

39 I kissed you?:
40 You found out I was missing?:
41 You found out I was in the hospital?:
42 You found out I was dead?:
43 I cried?:
44 I asked you for help?:
45 I told you I loved you?:
46 I told you I hated you?:
47 Someone told you I wanted you to kiss me?:
48 Someone told you I had a crush on you?:

In the last week have you..

49 Wanted to kiss me?:
50 Wanted to see me?:
51 Wanted to chill with me?:
52 Wanted to tell me you loved me?:
53 Wanted to spend alone time with me? *wink*:
54 Wanted to get to know me better?:
55 Thought about me?:
56 Missed me?:
57 Wanted me?:
58 Seen me?:
59 Kissed me?:

Have I..

60 Kissed you?
61 Hugged you?
62 Told you I loved you?:
63 Made you happy?:
64 Made you sad?:
65 Made you angry?:
66 Made you feel better if you were upset?:

Are you..

67 Happy you know me?:
68 Going to post this is so I can answer it

1.[Did you message me just because of how i look?]
2.[Do you have a crush on me?]
3.[If you're gonna be my friend i'd wish you to be with my siblings too. Could you deal with that?]
4.[What do you think of my family?]
5.[Do you cyber?]
6.[Do you smoke?]
7.[Could you keep a secret?]
8.[What's your fav color?]
9. [Would You ever date me?]
10. [would you ever fuck me?]
11. [Do you think im hott?]
12.[Are you going to put this up your house to see what im gonna say about you? and if so, do you want me to answer it?]

You may ask me four questions.
Any four, no matter how private, how personal, how random.
I have to answer them honestly, and I have to answer them ALL.
In turn, you post this message in your own journal, wiki, or profile and you
have to answer the questions that are asked of you.

If you had me alone, locked up in your room for 24 hours, and I had to do whatever you wanted me to do, what would you do with me?

Age: 19Year of birth: 1990Month of birth: 1Day of birth: 20

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Elf

Elftownworldmap missing.

Place of living: USA-Pennsylvania

Town: winedot

Known languages

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: No

Elftown crew wannabe: No

Computer interests
action gameschatemail


Other interests
animalsanimeboard games
card gamescarscats
watching sport

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: normal

Height: 168

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