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HaloGod17 (BEWARE) Holder of the Holy Left Nut (BEWARE)

Member #136748 created: 2005-05-17 20:31:03Simple URL: http://www.elftown.com/halogod17   

Name: Derek Andrew James Harp

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i am a skateboarder and a fucking guitar rocker!!! i am 6'0" and im 16. i have blonde hair and blue eyes and a great personality.

im worth $$2,480,142$$ on www.humanforsale.com

OK, this was in a house and I had to try it... Type your name with your....i got this from [Maugan_Ra]





Thumbs together:derek
nose :derek
elbow :cddddefeek
chin :dseredekj
tongue :derek
foot : detrwekl
eyes closed : derek
palm :dddderek
forehead : e tr5rr
bigtoe : fdretrewkl






this be things about me in %ages


Warmth ||||||||||||||||||75%
Intellect |||||||||||||||||| 79%
Emotional Stability ||||||||||||||68%
Aggressiveness ||||||22%
Liveliness ||||||50%
Dutifulness |||25%
Social Assertiveness |||||||||||||||87%
Sensitivity ||||||||||||75%
Paranoia ||||||||||||||||||80%
Abstractness ||||||||||||||||||||||| 95%
Introversion |||||||||||||||||| 54%
Anxiety ||||||||||||||||||||||| 85%
Openmindedness ||||||||||||||||||||75%
Independence ||||||||||||||||||||||| 95%
Tension ||||||||||||||||58%
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perfectionism
my perspective|0%
STEFAN's perspective|||||||||||||||||||99.9%
thats what he told me he said i was perfect but i know im not so i left out .1% lol



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BEST FRIENDS
[fuckshitpussy]
[Drastic]
[Wolf child]
[slipknot_200371]
Family
[Maugan_Ra]
Friends
[~*lindz*~]
[She's So Lucky]
[imma Beautiful Disgrace w/ Venomous Lips]
[this page is no longer used]
My Grot
[grizzot17]
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my boundries and rules
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1.SCREW YOU GANGSTAS
2.dont be an jerk
3.dont listen to hiphop or rap around me
4.dont mess with my stuff
5.White people ROCK the work
6.dont be shallow
7.DONT TALK ABOUT SCHOOL
8.OBEY ME (if you want lol)
9.(warning)Do not challenge me in HALO 2
10.the number 17 is the holy number

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put an x for all the things you have done:
[x] been drunk.
[x] smoked pot.
[ ] kissed a member of the same sex.
[ ] rode in a taxi.
[x] been dumped.
[x] shoplifted.
[ ] been fired.
[x] been in a fist fight.
[ ] had sex.
[ ] had sex more than once in the same day
[ ] had a threesome
[x] snuck out of your parent's house.
[ ] been arrested.
[x] made out with a stranger.
[x] stole something from your job.
[ ] celebrated new years in times square.
[ ] went on a blind date.
[x] lied to a friend.
[x] had a crush on a teacher
[ ] celebrated mardi-gras in New Orleans.
[ ] been to Europe.
[x] skipped school.
[x] thrown up from drinking.
[ ] lost your sibling... misscerage(cant spell)
[x] played 'clue'.
[x] had a sleepover party.
[x] went ice skating.
[x] been cheated on.
[ ] had a sweet sixteen.
[ ] had a car.
[x] drove.
[ ] cheated on somebody
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001: Name: derek andrew james harp
002: Nickname: whittey
003: Country of living: U.S.A,
004: Birthdate: Jan 15 1990
005: height: 5'10
006: Eye color: green
007: Shoesize: 13
009: You smoke: sometimes
010: Hobby's: skateboarding
011: Brothers/Sisters: 1 older brother and sister
012: Relationship : single and looking
013: Piercing(s): none
014: Tattoo: none
015: Fave Country to go to: my room its awesome lol
017: Nicest person you met this year: Racheal
018: Person you rather not have met this year: Alsha Greer
019: Who would you like to meet: my brain
020: Whom do you admire most: admire? my mom(inside joke)
021: Most sexy person(s): uh
022: Favourite Pyjama: my boxer briefs
023: Favourite Cars: porshce 911 gt1
024: Favourite Movie(s): underworld, longest yard, and jay and silent bob
025: Favourite music: metal, alternative, pretty much hardcore 
026: Favourite City(s):
027: Favourite Plush: wtf is a plush???
029: Favourite Magazine: hustler lol idk
030: Favourite sound: screams lol
031: Favourite TV-series: southpark idk
032: Favourite Writer: i dont read, writers can go stuff it
033: Favourite Nickname: penisman
034: What is on your mouse pad: red color
035: What is under your bed: nothing my beds on the ground
037: Favourite Song ever: lots from slipk ot
038: Favourite song at this moment: vermillion part 2
039: Favorite food: uh penis
040: Favorite class(s) in school: sciece lol cause of the friends in it
041: Favorite drink: jizz
042: Lucky number: 17
043: What do you think is greatest about yourself: my personality
044: What deodorant do you use: uh axe
045: Favorite shoes: adios
046: What time do you go to bed on weekdays: when i feel like it
047: What word(s) do you use most: nigga
048: Most romantic moment in your life: idk
049: Most embarrassing moment in your life: lets not talk about it
050: You spend your time rather inside or outside: inside
051: What do you do on the weekends: hang out with friends and skateboard 
052: What class in school do/did you dislike most: every class
053: Your Breakfast: it varies
054: What do you really really dislike to eat: vetgebales its so horrible i cant spell it
055: Pets: two dogs
057: Serious or funny: both
058: Fast or slow: both
059: You prefer being alone or have relation: prefer relationship
060: Simple or complicated?: im simple
061: Cremated or Buried when dead: Buried
062: Sex or alcohol: both
063: Stay up late or go to bed early: stay up late
064: Light or dark?: both
065: Speak or Silence: both
066: Tall or small man/woman: dont care
067: Newspaper: dont read one well any one with comics
068: Hug or kiss: kissing
069: Happy or Sad: Happy
070: Life or Death: Life
071: Gig or Disco: Gig
072: Left or Right: Right
073: Sausages on top, or on the side: does it matter
074: Dark/ red/ Blonde: blonde
075: What would you ask God if you could ask him 1 single question: to be happy
076: You believe in reincarnation: idk
077: You believe in Aliens: yes
078: When you die, what will be your last words?: i love koolaid
079: Does true love exist: yes
080: How many kids would you like to have: 2 boys and 1 girlor 1 of both
081: What is the one thing you can't stand: gangster nigga
082: Best feeling: when your hugging your a girl you like when she is sad
083: Worst feeling in the world: when my grot disobeys
084: What are you afraid of: dying alone
085: Are you an emotional person: a little
086: Do you ever cry during a movie: heck no
087: Your goal in life: just to make it
088: What was the promise you made to yourself at New Years Eve: lets not say
089: Favorite art-artist: da-vince
090: As what animal(s) would you like to reincarnate: a penguin
091: What is the most beautiful part on the female body: eyes
092: Most original place to have your love asks you to marry them: my bedroom lol
093: What do you think of Elftown: its ok
094: Is there something you miss about Elftown: not really
095: Where did you get this question list: from my grot
096: Besides Elftown, what do you do most on your PC: email, music, messaging
097: Is there a question you missed in this at all: not really
098: Fave actor(s): black jack
099: Fave Book(s): the one thats on fire
100: Fave Comic Books: spawn or the one in the hustler magazine mark and alexs knows
101: Fave Anime: i cant remember
102: Fave Gaming Platform: ps2,xbox, or psp
103: Fave Game(s): gtasa nfsu2 and devil may cry 3
104: Fave Poet(s):edgar allen poe
105: Fave flower(s): black rose im strait lol
106: Fave Superhero: stonerboy who else gosh
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music
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atreyu
mudvayne
HIM
RA
breaking benjamin
trapt
system of a down
korn
papa roach
slipknot
many more
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i skateboard but this is what i have done or can do
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frontside shove it
backside shove it
fakie frontside shove it
fackie backside shove it
oldschool impossible
ollie lol
fackie ollie
ollie over curbs and off
ollie gaps
50/50 grind
board slid
axle stall
droping in
nose stall
revert
body varials
caveman
reverse caveman
bombdrop
acid drop
casper
primo (only once)
boneless
boneless 180
my own tricks
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A dog named Penis


Whenever I get lost, My penis points me in the right direction.

I think My penis is getting old because he won't get excited anymore. He just plays dead.

My penis got out last night. I think he's sleeping with the lady next door.

If My penis was a weinerdog, he would be long and hairy and hard to carry.

My penis loves to chase pussies in dark alleys.

Help! I can't find My penis!

Sorry to be driving so slow, officer, but I was looking for My penis.

My penis gets excited whenever the mailman comes.

Sorry to be driving so fast, officer but I have to take My penis to the hospital.

OH NO! Something bit My penis!

Watch it or you'll step on My penis.

When My penis behaves well, he gets a bone.

Stop kicking My penis.

When riding in the car, My penis enjoys sticking his head out to be blown.
M
y penis is truly man's best friend.

Beware of My penis. He's carrying a disease.

People say My penis looks cute lying down, but even better when standing at attention.

My penis: the crotch-sniffer.

There's nothing like a well-trained Bitch for My penis.

I've trained My penis to jump through hoops.

My penis always searches for an open hand under the dinner table.

Excuse me - I need a muzzle for My penis
My penis ate my homework.

OH NO! My penis is frothing at the mouth!

Sorry I'm late. I was playing with My penis.

I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't realize I had to keep My penis on a leash.

My penis doesn't come when I call it.

My penis likes to crawl between the legs of guests.

I love giving My penis a bath.

At night, I sleep with My penis in my hands.

My penis likes it when people pet him.

My penis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds.

Playing with My penis really wears me out.

Would you like to see a picture of My penis?

Sometimes I wake up, and My penis is already active.

I think My penis has a mind of its own.

I keep a picture of My penis in my wallet
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HOLY NUMBER 17
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your leader
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YOUR MOM [Drastic]
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YOUR MOM

Age: 17Year of birth: 1990Month of birth: 1Day of birth: 25

Gender: male

Elftownworldmap missing.

Place of living: USA-California

Town: fort irwin

Elfwood writer: No

Favorite URL: addictinggames.com

Favorite drawing objects
demonsdragonsfunny
sexweapons

Computer interests
action gamesBasicstrategy games
videowebcam

Music
alternativegothheavy metal
progressive metalpunkrock

Other interests
animebeerboard games
card gamescarschasing the preferred sex
chesscrime storiesdrinks
electronicsfantasyfilm
gamblingmotorcyclesparty
pornscifislacking
smokingstockstheatre

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: normal

Height: 178


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