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gurdleturdle (i feel manly!!!)

Member #134164 created: 2005-05-02 14:33:26Simple URL:   

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         You think you know, But you have no idea.. This is the diary of Justin Green!!! I am 15, but please dont allow yourself to think i am too young to know anything. I am very mature for my age. and as soon as you get to know me, you will understand. I am tired of people judging before knowing anything about me what so ever. I am 5'8 i believe. I am a crazy cool kid and i enjoy other crazy cool kids! I love my Courtney lady and the brooke! I dont like boys... actually they are STUPID but Fun.(and they seem to be the only people i can get along with) I HATE BITCHES!!!! stay away all you tight shirt, slut whore, boyfriend stealing, annoying assholes!! I am blunt and i will tell you exactly what i think of you. I am a great friend and a good person<says many. my favorite colors are red, oarange, yellow, green, blue, and violet!! RAINBOW FREAK HERE!!! i smoke and drink and sometimes other things that i dont want to tell you unless i know you. I can party. just know that. I hate stinky things, so if you dont shower, FUCK off! I am irish and proud. Power to the Micks!!!!! thats right i can get drunk and kick your ass! well thats all you need to know about me for now. Have a DAY!


(I have some questions... No,, I have something to say.)
Is it normal to love chicken nuggets with ketchup.<brookie poo!> To want to smoke the herb day in and day out.<courtney love> To get angry and do harsh things? Do you enjoy super troopers? i do.. Is it me or are staring contests slammin!!!??? I like cats, they really dont expect as much of you unlike FUCKING dogs... unless they are puppies!!! Is checkerboard just something else. NO!!! ITS FUCKING NOT INTERESTING! its boring.. where is the point. I like colors.. more than two is better! I like gushers way too much!?!? is it possible to like gushers too much? <they are soooooo yummy>

I am so tired of these stupid liars coming around me. I hate STUPID FUCKING PEOPLE! I like watermelon everything. It is yummy as well! I think of the most random shit after a couple of bowls! Ask Courtney, Its cool though.
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Movies I enjoy...
Party Monster, SLC Punks, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Cry Baby, Liar Liar, Billy Madison, A Series of Unfortunate Events, A Nightmare Before Christmas, A Clockwork Orange, Requiem for a Dream, Spun, Goodburger, Chasing Amy, The Girl Next Door, Big Daddy, Old School, Super Star, Big Fish, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, AnchorMan, Kill Bill<vol 1 and 2, Clerks, Dogma, Empire Records, Lion King, From Dusk Till Dawn, Reservoir Dogs, Bongwater, Half-Baked, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Boondock Saints, Freeway, Out Cold, Super Troopers, The Labyrinth, Milo and Otis, Napoleon Dynamite, Go, Human Traffic, Home Alone 1 and 2... 3 sucked BALLS, Eurotrip, Jawbreaker, Romy and Michele's High School Reunion, Jack, Garden State, Pirates of the Caribbean, Edward Scissorhands, Harriet the spy, and a lot more but i dont want to think anymore...


T.V. shows i enjoy...
Ahh Real Monsters, Ren and Stimpy, Futurama, aqua teen hunger force, Rocko's Modern Life, Kablam, Smurfs, Family Guy, Catdog, I Want a Famous Face, Dukes of Hazzard, Invader Zim, Spongebob Squarepants, Everything on the Science , Discovery, and History Channel, Pete and Pete, Clarissa Explains It All, Inspector Gadget,(Old school Rugrats), Dave Chapelle, South Park, Saturday Night Live, Thats so Raven,<idk y, Pimp My Ride, Daria, Freaks and Geeks, My So-Called Life, Bevis and Butthead, Celebrity Deathmatch, The Flinstones, and the Jetsons, The Secret World of Alex Mack, Are you Afraid of the Dark, Viva la Bam, and other shitesy stoof


bands I enjoy...
nirvana, dashboard, saves he day, at the drive-in, sparta, the killers, shy fx, elton john, the vandals, misfits, bright eyes, ramones, sex pistols, blondie, ben kweller, older green day, bob marly, scientist, postal service, poe, king loser, alkaline trio, goo goo dolls, the offspring, pink floyd, dj tiesto, dj icee, and of course paul olkenfold, the prodigy, the beatles, the who, AC/DC, eminem, the clash, coldplay, moby, no doubt, slipknot, fat boy slim, everclear, modest mouse, fall out boy, the pixies, the starting line, christoper lawrence, the wallflowers, nada surf, radiohead, coheed and cambria, the juliana theory, taking back sunday, hot rod circuit, the cranberries, brand new, rufio, the get up kids, reel big fish, afi, konsta, the police, rush, bush, all american rejects, cky, dropkick murphys, blur, the eagles, afroman, wheatus, and CAPTAIN BRINGDOWN AND THE BUZZKILLERS, kevin goes to college, save farris, ramstein, HIM, iron maiden, paul van dyk flogging molly, blues traveler and more, but again i dont feel like thinking anymore.


You Never Hear About The Purple Weed!!!!
this is chris. he is super sweet and very sexy!!!

Gender: female
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Sexual preference: none

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