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Trueno (the et hitlist)

Member #126567 created: 2005-03-29 04:34:45Simple URL: http://www.elftown.com/trueno   

Name: MY NAME IS.................................................BRICE (GOD I HATE MY NAME)

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Description:

I HATE GOIN TO FUNERALS. THE PREACHER ALWAYS TRIES TO MAKE THE FAMILY FEEL BETTER BY SAYING 'HE'S GONE TO A BETTER PLACE'. WHAT IF HE'S AN ASSHOLE? WELL, SHOULDN'T HAVE BURIED HIM IN A SWEATER. ITS GONNA' BE HOT WHERE THAT FUCKER'S HEADED. WHEN I DIE, I WANNA' BE BURIED IN A THONG AND FLIP-FLOPS. 'CAUSE I KNOW WHERE IM GOIN'. I WANT 'EM TO CHOP OFF MY DICK AND BALLS AND THOW 'EM IN THE CHILI. WANT EVERYONE TO HAVE A TASTE OF ME WHEN IM GONE.

Six words you DON'T wanna' hear at a Wake:

"There's a DICK in the CHILI."

"There's a nut in there too.....I'm sure if there's one there's two of 'em. I ain't eatin that shit.



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MUST NOT KILL Hilary Duff jails not worth it. I will kill her for $1,000,000. ANY TAKERS?

NO TRESPASSING:
Violators will be shot, survivors will be shot again



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Kinky People United

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This is my mommy. I love her so much*huggles my mommy*MINE! She's all mine, not yours. Get your own mommy!

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This image is on loan from [Morrigon]. If you want to use it, You have to ask her. NOT ME!

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My friend sent me this. Aint it cute?

I decided the other day that it was time to get a grip on my meaningless existence:
I decided to jump out of a very high window.

THE'S ARE MOOD'S THAT I FILL FROM TIME TO TIME!

Gun Control means [Using Both hands]

Sniper Rifle [Reach out and Touch Someone]

True Happiness is [A BELT FED WEAPON]

If you dont like the way i drive, [STAY OFF THE FUCKING SIDEWALK!!!!]

How's my Driving? Call [1-555-FUCK-YOU]

Age: 22Year of birth: 1987Month of birth: 1Day of birth: 24

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Orc
Elftownworldmap 29°57.000'N 94°0.996'W

Place of living: USA-Texas

Town: 345 Travis Street, Kountze Texas, Zip Code 77625

Known languages
Sign LanguageEnglishKlingon

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: No

Elfwood URL: BITE

Fanquarters URL: MY

Wyvern URL: BIG

Home-page URL: HAIRY

Weblog URL: RED

Favorite URL: ASS

ICQ number: -250

Elftown crew wannabe: Yes

Favorite drawing objects
animebuildingsdemons
dragonsdwarveselves
fairiesfunnyhorses
landscapemagicorcs
sexstrangevampires
warriorsweapons

Computer interests
action gamesAdaart
BasicCchat
emailgraphicshate
information seekingJavaLinux
LispMacmaths and engineering
musicPascalPerl
Pikepr0nprogramming
Pythonstrategy gamessystem administration
use communitiesvideoVRML
webcamweb designWindows

Music
adult popalternativeblues
classicalcountryeurodisco
folk musicgothgrunge
heavy metalhip hophouse
jazznew ageopera
popprogressive metalpunk
rapreggaerock
synthtechno

Other interests
animalsanimeart
basketrybeerboard games
booksbridgecard games
carpentrycarscats
chasing the preferred sexchesscooking
crime storiesdancingdisco
docu-soapsdogsdrinks
eatingeconomicselectronics
fantasyfashionfilm
fishinggamblinggeography
historyhorseshunting
knittingLARPmotorcycles
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plantspoetrypolitics
pornreligionrole playing
singingscifisewing
slackingsmokingsnow scooters
soap operasshoppingsporting
stockstheatreThe Town Herald
travellingwatching sportwhisky
winewoodworkWoodworks e-zine
writing

Civil status: strange

Sexual preference: unknown

Body shape: sumo


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