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Daemeon Arkenyon Zane (

Member #125982 created: 2005-03-26 19:26:55Simple URL:   

Name: Just call me Dave... scream it, even!!!! I also like Asbjørn..<--bear god in old norse....


You'll like it... Who wants it as a tattoo???? ;)


sitting around the house, havin a beer...

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"The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. In one Age, called the Third Age by some, an Age yet to come, an Age long past, a wind rose.... The wind was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of the Wheel of time. 
But it was a beginning."

Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, witness the Amazing schizophrenia of me, [Daemeon Arkenyon Zane]... I'm not Goth, Prep, Punk, Emo, Chav, Skater, or any of these shitty labels... I am Dave, the one and only Master of Mind-bending Illusion... I don't do labels... [I can label myself, motherfucker!]
No Prison Holds Me

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No Prison Holds Me

I am a convict, 110218.
They tell me I'm not human...
Just a number on a page....
What do they know of me?

No prison holds my spirit,
Nor can one hold my love.
No prison holds my mind,
Nor can one steal my freedom.

I am David, free man,
And I will live again...
I am individual....
No prison holds me.

A Poem

He prefered to be lied to...
Just as long as he could lie next to you...
Believe that he was the only one with you...
He needed to be lied to....

All he wanted was a life with you...
Something that he could hold on to...
Now he's left without you...
What the hell should he do?

Raped me, beat me, destroyed me...
And I just stood there watching you...
All the pain that you've caused me...
I will inflict upon you...

He Loved Her

He loved her so,
But she would never get to know...
He started to cry inside...
In all the days they shared
She never knew he cared...
Because he died last night.

Oh, how much it hurts,
To never make your love known...
It's always so damned lonely...
You give away your heart and soul
Just so you dont feel alone,
And they never know....

They never know...

She found him on the floor,
Cryin', cuz she wont see him anymore
She never said she loved him...
She always him to know
That in her heart she loved him so
But she never got the chance...

Oh, how much it hurts,
To never make your love known...
It's always so damned lonely...
You give away your heart and soul
Just so you dont feel alone,
And they never know....

So let them know...

Мир является ли жестоким, но разве человек не является более жестоким? Действительно ли доброта вложена в нашу душу, или это изучено? Только Бог знает, и Он не говорит, не так ли?

The Truth About Me

 To begin, My name is Asbjørn, and I am not here to Cyber, masturbate, play, or talk crap. I don't put up with idiots. [If you are an idiot, then leave now, or you will be hurt....]

Someone once told me that I am a romantic... A Don Juan, if you will... I try, but by no means do I see myself that way... I'm the nice guy... you know, the one that tries to get the girl, but usually gets run over by everyone before he can? Yeah, that's me...

I love to create. I write poems, songs, stories... and sometimes, i play the bass guitar... I have the need to be expressive, and creative... There's a reason... There are two sides to this Leo: I am both kind and mean, both loving and mean... both intro-and extroverted... I am both quiet and loud... but truth be told, my inner-most emotions are often hidden well below the surface... I wear a mask bacause it suits me... makes me feel more comfortable with the world.... Very few have broken down that mask, that wall that I build up... but to those few I say: You are my true friends, my confidants... And without you, my days would be dull, and full of despair... You bring life to my lifeless body, and joy to my joyless heart... and for that, I am grateful beyond expression...

The eyes are the gateway to the soul... in them is written every pain we've ever felt, every joy.... and you cannot hide whats written in your beautiful eyes....

If you say that it's forever, mean it. If you say that you love her, show it. If you tell her that you need her, believe it.

If life makes you cry, laugh. If someone gets you angry, smile. If things aren't going well, take a break and relax for a moment.

The point I am trying to make, is that every time someting negative comes into your life, deflect it with the positive aspects... every situation has one, but it's up to us to find it...

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Because We Really Don't Give A Shit About Shit
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More Interesting Shit: From The Book Of Dave

If we were all happy at once, and nobody in the world was unhappy at all...... do you think there would be world peace in that insant? Or do you think that we couldnt do that without large quantities of drugs or sex? (From Chapter 30: Dave's lil theories...)

Chapter 21: Living the life with your diety...
"So you've found a belief you believe in. Good. Do you understand your beliefs? No? Then you have the wrong ones, usually. Belive what YOU want to belive, not what someone else wants you to believe. If you do understand your belief, you are wiser than I, and should write this book for me...."

When the baseball of life takes a curve, you swing in to hit it, right? so if your best friend gets arrested, do you drop by the jail and hit him?

Jeebus(NOT JESUS) and a disciple were wallowing in the mud of a sty in the middle of Jerusalem. Jeebus had been preaching the word of Dog(NOT GOD) all day, and decided to wallow in the mud. His disciple, Ringo(Not a reference to john paul, or matthew of the bible, but a beatles reference), had gone in with him, so as to protect him... Jeebus was then removed from the sty by Ringo, and shown to the people of Jerusalem: "People, look at your Jeebus now, how he is dirty, from wallowing in mud! Look, his whitest robe is now his darkest, and you see the many stains upon his very person!" Then Jeebus was pissed on by Dog, and he was clean. Hoo rah for dog piss...

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Hark - the oracle speaks! A bolt of lightning falls from the sky! SHAZAAM! As the smoke clears, the hidden deity in you emerges and is revealed to be:

ARES, God of War.

You crave power and you value strength. However, you do not restrict these qualities to the battlefield. You bring your need for control into the bedroom. When behind closed doors, you quickly drop the game playing -- and your pants. You love women, and you like to feel worshipped by the ladies you choose to bed. Comfortable with traditional gender roles, you like to be on top and call all the shots. Although sexually aggressive and strong, you make sure that the women you conquer are also fulfilled and satisfied. Your performance has been perfected through time and practice, and you are always ready to hit the sheets and strut your stuff! You leave a trail of satisfied mortals in your wake.
(From an EMode test i did)

If you could, would you change anything about my house? I would, but I'm looking for outside opinions... let me know...


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